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Lame Adventure 281: We’re in Good Company

Bet you can’t do this.

Leo the Care-free Border Collie showing off.

Neither can I.  In fact I’ll come clean.  I finally quit trying to catch Frisbees in my mouth after turning forty. By that stage in life I had invested in so much dental work, it was comparable to having a Mazda Miata parked in my kisser.  Therefore, I begrudgingly accepted reality and knew the time had come to downsize on the carefree frolicking in favor of keeping my two front teeth intact.  As for Leo the Care-free Border Collie’s impressive Cirque du Soleil maneuver while balanced gracefully on a flowerpot, that completely blows what’s left of my mind.

Lame Adventure 231: Who I want to be in my next life

This is Leo.  Pampered.  Happily unemployed.  Well fed.  Perfect BMI.  Barely 20 in people years.

Leo playing in his back yard.

I’d call him the reincarnation of legendary San Francisco 49er wide receiver, Jerry Rice, but Rice is still very much alive, so Leo is just Leo the Care-free Border Collie.  Leo lives in Wine Country, Northern California as opposed to me, a long-time resident of Whine Country, New York.

Since the country is going to the dogs, Leo is my American Idol.