https://lameadventures.com/2019/07/01/lame-adventure-475-worldwide-pride-milton-and-me/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/makeup.jpgmakeuphttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stilts.jpgstiltshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/happy-to-see-you.jpgHappy to see you!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/officer-krupke.jpgOfficer Krupkehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/50_.jpg50_2022-06-27T10:28:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2016/07/13/lame-adventure-474-shooting-the-sun/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/station-wagon-satchel.jpgstation wagon satchelThat's an interesting satchel!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/8-15.jpg8.15Hit button shot at 8:15 pm. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sunset-chasers.jpgsunset chasersFellow sunset chasers.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/8-12.jpg8.12Hit some button shot at 8:12 pm.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/crowd-at-8-10.jpgcrowd at 8.10Crowd at 8:10 pm eager to get the shot.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/7-58.jpg7.58The sun at 7:58 pm.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/carnegie-hall.jpgcarnegie hallPractice, practice, practice taking a better sunset shot.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/flirting-with-disaster.jpgflirting with disasterFlirting with disaster.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/scrambled-eggs.jpgscrambled eggsScrambled egg sunset.2019-07-02T03:49:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2016/07/06/lame-adventure-473-its-raining-rats/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/hawk-closer.jpghawk closer"I'm so hungry."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dinner.jpgdinnerDinner. Freshly killed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/clock-percher.jpgclock percherClock percher.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/godsend-and-me.jpggodsend and meGodsend and me looking film noir-ish at The Grind. Photo by The Boss.2016-07-23T02:45:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2016/06/27/lame-adventure-472-new-york-city-gay-pride-parade-2016/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/good-idea.jpggood ideaGood idea.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/gays-against-guns.jpggays against gunsGays against guns.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/yellow-orange-statement-piece.jpgyellow orange statement pieceDry clean only.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/aching-headdress.jpgaching headdressAching headdress.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/queen-for-a-day.jpgqueen for a dayQueen for a day, or maybe forever.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/double-halo-penis.jpgdouble halo penisOh good, someone remembered to bring the double halo penis sign.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/just-married.jpgjust marriedHere comes the bride and bride.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/glad-hatter.jpgglad hatterThe glad hatter.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fancy-footwear-man.jpgfancy footwear manFancy footwear man.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/guys-on-bikes.jpgguys on bikesGuys on bikes.2016-07-06T17:19:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2016/02/15/lame-adventure-471-new-beginnings/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/junkluggers.jpgjunkluggersThese guys were parked on my block as I was schlepping: maybe next time I'll hire them.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goodbye-keys.jpggoodbye keysA final locking of the old door.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/specimen-cup.jpgspecimen cupSpecimen cup: at least it was empty.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/desk.jpgdeskWhere I was sitting as I wrote this post.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/couch.jpgcouchYes, the shadow box coffee table is full of tiles.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dentists-terrace.jpgdentist's terraceAs long as he doesn't play the tuba naked at midnight, I'm fine with this view.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/old-mailbox.jpgold mailboxIs that spit in my mailbox or just pure venom?2016-05-06T03:25:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/10/12/lame-adventure-470-the-highlight-of-the-53rd-new-york-film-festival/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/carol-qa.jpgcarol q&aCarol q&a with from left to right, Cate Blanchett, producer Elizabeth Karlsen, Phyllis Nagy, Rooney Mara, Todd Haynes, Amy Taubinhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wes-anderson.jpgwes andersonWes Anderson as a blue in brown shoes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/michel-gondry.jpgmichel gondryMichel Gondry.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tao-and-jia.jpgtao and jiaTao and Jia.2016-01-09T23:11:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/09/28/lame-adventure-469-opening-night-at-the-53rd-new-york-film-festival/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crowd-surge.jpgcrowd surgeCrowd surge.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/joseph-gordon-levitt.jpgjoseph gordon-levittJoseph Gordon-Levitt a.k.a. Mr. Nice Guy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jlg-approaching.jpgjgl approachingJoseph Gordon-Levitt about to approach the lion's den.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/steve-v-2.jpgsteve v 2Steve Valentine working the horde.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/steve-v-1.jpgsteve v 1Steve Valentine happy to oblige.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/robert-z.jpgrobert zMilton's gotcha shot proving the new adage that two cameras are better than one.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/blocked-robert-z.jpgblocked Robert ZHe's there somewhere!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kate-mulgrew.jpgkate mulgrewKate Mulgrew wearing red scarf.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/some-view.jpgsome viewBetter doors than windows.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nyff-tickets.jpgNYFF ticketsScore!2015-10-09T17:33:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/09/22/lame-adventure-468-period-of-adjustment/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lone-pigeon-of-lic.jpglone pigeon of licA pigeon perched in LIC, so close and yet so far.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/seven-train.jpgSeven trainSeven train perched outside window.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/onyx-gator.jpgonyx gatorGator buddy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/big-light-bulb.jpgbig light bulbElspeth's holy honking light bulb next to cup of headache pain reliever.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ceramic-lizard.jpgceramic lizardElspeth's lizard.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/san-andreas.jpgsan andreas"Don't step on that!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/stuff.jpgstuffSome mountains of stuff.2015-10-07T17:24:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/08/31/lame-adventure-467-goodbye-manhattan/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pigeon.jpgpigeon"See ya! Don't wanna be ya!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cat.jpgcatSleep is so good!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/packing.jpgpackingMy almost packed office with Godsend's tissues atop a file box.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/empty-subway-car.jpgempty subway carLights on, nobody home.2015-09-21T23:45:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/07/27/lame-adventure-466-testing-my-limits/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/from-broom.jpgfrog broomFrog broom.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bird-on-ledge.jpgbird on ledgeBut I really prefer you guys perched outside.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/window.jpgwindowOut this wide open window Birdy flew!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/snack.jpgsnackFood, water and a Stella Artois ad to crap on, if nature calls.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pigeon.jpgpigeonGuest inside my sanctum sanctorum.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mourning-doves.jpgmourning dovesMourning doves hanging out.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bird-on-sill.jpgbird on sillHello there!2015-08-26T04:56:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/06/29/lame-adventure-465-here-comes-the-pride/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/empire-state-pride.jpgempire state prideThe Empire State Building celebrating Pride.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/milton-and-me-at-pride.jpgmilton and me at prideBald guy and short woman to his right: Milton and me at Pride 2015.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/proud-couple-2.jpgproud couple 2Proud couple.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pride-and-joy.jpgpride and joyPride and joy and iced tea.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/seriously-hitched.jpgseriously hitchedSeriously hitched.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dancing-in-the-street.jpgdancing in the streetDancing in the street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pride-comedy.jpgpride comedyPride hijinks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/strike-a-pose.jpgstrike a poseNovel way to wear football shoulder pads.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/japanese-warrior.jpgjapanese warriorJapanese Kabuki fan pride.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/red-headdress-and-stilt-walkers.jpgred headdress and stilt walkersWhat you see is what you get: red headdress and stilt walkers.2015-07-15T03:47:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/04/27/lame-adventure-464-the-power-of-suggestion-written-in-chalk/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/destiny.jpgdestinyGood idea!2015-06-27T15:35:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/04/13/lame-adventure-463-way-back-machine-encounter-with-a-rock-legend/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/autograph.jpgautographI got my satisfaction.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ff-ticket-stub.jpgff ticket stubProof of my sister, Dovima's claim that we're a family of hoarders: Film Forum ticket stub circa 2008.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brooks-camera.jpgbrooks cameraI also dropped off that role of film for development at my neighborhood camera store.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hand-and-van.jpghand and vanPatti's hand as she entered the van.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/looking-up-pattis-nose.jpglooking up patti's noseLooking up Patti Smith's nose.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/patti-profile.jpgpatti profilePatti Smith's profile while I am taking pictures of her.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/behind-entourage.jpgbehind entourageShooting while making my move through masses of males.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/elevator-door-opening.jpgelevator door openingFreight elevator door opened. black speck between hoodie man's shoulder and guy inside is Patti's bowler hat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/upstairs-signing-book.jpgupstairs signing bookSo near and yet so far.2015-05-01T03:03:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/04/06/lame-adventure-462-puppy-love/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bleecker.jpgbleeckerBleecker sitting still for a nanosecond.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/young-mean-streak.jpgyoung mean streakMean Streak circa 1971: he loved having his picture taken.2015-04-21T00:57:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/about/2016-02-28T20:22:19+00:00weekly0.6https://lameadventures.com/2015/03/30/lame-adventure-461-four-fateful-dollars/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/metrocard-vending-machine.jpgmetrocard vending machineOr, better yet, over here!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/72nd-street-subway-station.jpg72nd street subway stationThis must be the place!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/metrocard-back.jpgmetrocard backTransitChek Metrocard.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/metrocard.jpgmetrocardThe Metrocard.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/life-advice.jpglife adviceQuality of life advice from the service noted for leaking life of any quality.2015-04-05T19:08:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/03/23/lame-adventure-460-jerk-season/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/spring-snowing.jpgspring snowingIn like a lion.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/entrance.jpgentranceWhat greets you inside the Third Circle of Hell.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/third-circle-of-hell.jpgthird circle of hellPuke pink entrance to Third Circle of Hell.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/knife.jpgknifeFound: one departmental serrated dinner knife.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mk-bag.jpgMK bagThis bag was so completely on top of me the woman standing at my left and the one sitting at my right were annoyed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/backpack.jpgbackpackIf only I could have wet sneezed on cue.2015-04-05T19:40:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/03/12/lame-adventure-459-finally-thawing-out/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sidewalk-wisdom.jpgsidewalk wisdomWorks for me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/59-degrees.jpg59 degreesThe temperature when I returned home from The Grind on Wednesday.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/4-windstar-wed-311-002-smudged.jpg4 windstar.wed.311 002.smudgedPerfect day to reveal that sunshine on the hood!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dirty-melting-snow.jpgdirty melting snowThere goes the neighborhood.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/3-less-snow-covered-smudged.jpg3 less snow covered.smudgedIs it dating a mattress?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2-snow-covered-smudged.jpg2. snow covered.smudgedTa da! (And still clueless about that rooftop contraption.)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1-minivan-at-night-smudged.jpg1 minivan at night.smudgedMystery canoe-like contraption on roof.2015-03-22T15:29:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/03/02/lame-adventure-458-holding-pattern/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/xmas-on-february-22.jpgxmas on february 22The 1am February 22nd Christmas tree comeback tour. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/my-hydrant.jpgmy hydrantMy block's hydrant: buried in its own blizzard with a furniture blanket as accent.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/snazzy-west-end-avenue-hydrant.jpgsnazzy west end avenue hydrantWest End Avenue fire hydrant: stylish red head.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/west-70th-street-hydrant.jpgwest 70th street hydrantWest 70th Street fire hydrant: hipster red.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/west-73rd-street-hydrant.jpgwest 73rd street hydrantWest 73rd Street hydrant: graffiti covered but otherwise immaculate.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/25-degrees.jpg25 degreesAnd the sun was shining.2015-03-24T04:11:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/02/25/lame-adventure-457-single-digit-days/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tip-jar.jpgtip jarEric Clapton was not here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/street-corner-puddle.jpgstreet corner puddleHurdle this.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/feels-like-41.jpgfeels like 41!What 41 degrees feels like: wow, 41 degrees!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/41-degrees.jpg41 degreesHeat wave!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/anchorage.jpganchorageVacation destination. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/what-1-degree-feels-like.jpgwhat 1 degree feels likeThat feels like -11.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/1-degree-front.jpg1 degree frontOne entire degree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/7-degrees.jpg7 degreesThe weather playing hard to get (warm).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/green-tea.jpggreen teaProduct placement.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/oatmeal.jpgoatmealTasty mush!2015-03-03T02:48:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/02/22/lame-adventure-456-miltons-academy-award-predictions/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/oscar-cake-2015.jpgoscar cake 2015Go Birdman!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/miltons-oscar-picks.jpgMilton's Oscar picksPredictions based on 14 days of solid filmgoing in 2014.2015-02-25T19:24:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/02/16/lame-adventure-455-fifty-shades-of-estrogen/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tie-shot.jpgtie shotThere are many pretty grey silk ties like this one.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tickets.jpgticketsMilton holding our tickets.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/50-shades-lip-biting.jpg50 shades lip bitingFifty Shades of lip biting.2015-02-21T20:48:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/04/lame-adventure-184-the-pressure-to-perform/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/johnny-miller.jpgjohnny millerPolyester at its best.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/closed-doors.jpgclosed doorsThe crack in Elsbeth's closed doors.2015-02-09T01:56:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/02/02/lame-adventure-454-the-black-hole-of-film-going/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yellow-carpet.jpgyellow carpetThis does explain why the red carpet was yellow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/monkey-kingdom.jpgmonkey kingdomI will never spend my shekels on this.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spongebob.jpgspongebobGala screening with Spongebob. Glad I missed it.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tent-city.jpgtent cityTent city.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/24-degrees.jpg24 degreesIt felt much colder than 24 degrees.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/the-gunman.jpgthe gunmanGreat cast. Zero interest in this.2015-02-22T16:56:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/01/28/lame-adventure-453-the-lone-yam-of-winter-storm-juno/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stud-pigeon.jpgstud pigeon"I know a great way to stay warm! Can we have your bottle of French champagne?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hello-pigeon.jpghello pigeon!If I wasn't a pigeon I'd be inside your apartment watching TV and eating all your rice cakes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mta-announcement-3.jpgmta announcement 3Yay!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lone-yam-holdout.jpglone yam holdoutSuper Tuber.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fairway-empty-outdoor-bins.jpgfairway empty outdoor binsYou want fruit? You want vegetable? Get inside!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sun-covered-rose-bush.jpgsun covered rose bushSun covered rose bush of May.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snow-coated-rose-bush.jpgsnow coated rose bushSnow covered rose bush of January.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/franklin-street.jpgfranklin streetLower Manhattan subway stop; not the best day to bench sit.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/easy-rider.jpgeasy riderEasy rider heading to Riverside Park.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/indoor-snow.jpgindoor snowMulti-tasking snow both indoors and out.2015-02-17T01:57:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/01/22/lame-adventure-452-hello-old-friend/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rear-tail-lights1.jpgrear tail lightsDistinctive twin tail lights. the Impala had triple on either side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rear-tail-lights.jpgrear tail lightsDistinctive twin taillights; the Impala had triple lights on either side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/belair-name-on-right-rear-fender.jpgbelair name on right rear fender52 year old fender.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hubcap.jpghubcapNo flashy white sidewalls here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/headlights-and-grill.jpgheadlights and grillReady for its closeup.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/steering-wheel-through-window.jpgsteering wheel through windowWhen an air bag was Granny yammering about the old days.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/left-side-rear.jpgleft side rearA family of four could almost fit in this trunk.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/front-side-night.jpgfront side nightThis one!2015-02-19T18:32:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/01/16/lame-adventure-451-appropriate-behavior/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/desiree-akhavan.jpgdesiree akhavanDesiree Akhavanhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ab-qa.jpgAB q&aDesiree Akhavan standing as she fields audience questions.2015-01-20T10:22:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/01/12/lame-adventure-450-water-cooler-torture/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tjs-hot-cocoa-mix.jpgtj's hot cocoa mixPsychological ploy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/water.jpgwaterSame color as strychnine, but more refreshing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mineral-buildup-in-well.jpgmineral buildup in wellCopper-colored much in old water cooler well.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hidden-off-on-switch.jpghidden off on switchHidden under this tape behind the black metal grate, the off switch is on.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/new-cooler.jpgnew coolerTa da!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/caution-card.jpgcaution cardHeed this warning!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/debottled.jpgdebottledDebottled and dysfunctional (could double as a band's name).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/frozen.jpgfrozenThe big freeze.2015-01-24T03:04:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2015/01/05/lame-adventure-449-its-the-most-familiar-time-of-the-year/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/street-tree.jpgstreet treeAsshat New Yorker-style Christmas tree disposal.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chicken.jpgchickenRe-gift chicken.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/neversail-ark.jpgneversail arkCool in principle but not for me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bomb.jpgbombIn front of my home, this bombshell might be active.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bows-house.jpgbow's houseBow's super cool houseboat home.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bow.jpgbowSuper cool houseboat cat Bow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tim-burton-boat.jpgtim burton boatTim Burton-esque style boat from the front-ish.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tim-burton-boat-back.jpgtim burton boat backTim Burton-esqe style houseboat from behind.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/docked-mansions.jpgdocked mansionsMini mansions in idyllic Waldo Harbor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/boot.jpgbootShin kicker's boot.2015-01-11T02:34:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/12/29/lame-adventure-448-anatomy-of-a-cronut/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cronut-nutrition-facts.jpgcronut nutrition factsCronut nutrition facts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cronut-grease.jpgcronut greaseThe least pretty picture: Cronut grease stains.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cronut-blood.jpgcronut bloodLeaked raspberry Cronut filling.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cronut-cross-section.jpgcronut cross sectionCross section Cronut.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/overhead-cronut.jpgoverhead cronutOverhead Cronuts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/closer-close-up-cronut.jpgcloser close up cronutSideview Cronut.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/godsends-cronut-shot.jpggodsend's cronut shotGodsend's Cronut shot.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/godsend.jpggodsendGodsend photographing the Cronuts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cronut-box-opened.jpgcronut box openedVoila!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cronut-box.jpgcronut boxGold tulip box containing our Cronuts.2015-01-18T23:00:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/12/22/lame-adventure-447-christmas-trees-of-gotham-bitty-beastly-and-best/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/doggie-in-window.jpgdoggie in windowNot to be confused with this furry friend who is surely wondering, "When is my tree getting here?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tree-speck.jpgtree speckTree speck in street: swatch of suicidal pine needles.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/candy-cane-tree.jpgcandy cane treeThe fifth and the finest: the candy cane tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/silver-and-purple.jpgsilver and purpleThe fourth in the series: Purple Passion tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/silver-bowtie1.jpgsilver bowtieTree Three: a slender number in formal attire ready for New Year's champagne.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/silver-bowtie.jpgsilver bowtieTree Three: a slender number in formal attire anticipating the New Year.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/blue-and-silver.jpgblue and silverSecond tree in blue and silver: a shout out to those that celebrate Hannukah?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/red-and-gold.jpgred and goldFirst up, a sturdy trunk tastefully swathed in red and gold.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/radio-city-tree.jpgradio city treeRadio City Music Hall's glitz - a light show rather than an actual tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/building-lobby-tree.jpgbuilding lobby treeCo-op building tree; I'd prefer a lower maintenance over a tree.2015-01-20T09:05:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/12/01/lame-adventure-444-let-there-be-night-and-lets-hang-onto-our-hats/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pair-of-gloves.jpgpair of glovesMisery and company.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/single-glove.jpgsingle gloveWaving goodbye to its mate.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/snowman.jpgsnowmanFive forty five in the evening on Amsterdam Avenue.2014-12-15T07:18:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/12/15/lame-adventure-446-radiator-cover-gift-giving/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/xmas-tree.jpgxmas treeThe annual Christmas tree that makes my friend Milton's heart melt as if it's a puppy. But I don't think it's up for grabs.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/boxes.jpgboxesThese magazine paper wrapped boxes sat in the vestibule for several days last spring.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mystery-box.jpgmystery boxOne summer there was The Mystery Box. It sat around for about a week screaming volumes about the lack of curiosity.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ceramic-thing.jpgceramic thingA month later, there was the ceramic blob.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/card-stock.jpgcard stockIn September 2012 there was an empty binder and card stock.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/calendar.jpgcalendarAnd a calendar with both November and maybe December!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pot.jpgpotCurrently, there's a soup pot someone no longer wants.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mystery-things.jpgmystery thingsAcme what the hells.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/radiator-cover.jpgradiator coverHere it is with a trinity of plastic what the hells possibly produced by Acme.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/radiator-cover-empty.jpgradiator cover emptyThis is the radiator cover as it is seldom seen: naked.2014-12-21T21:51:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/12/08/lame-adventure-445-iphone-ipear-iforget/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ipear.jpgiPearThe pear that started my agony.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/iphone.jpgiPhoneTogether again!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pear.jpgpearGrrrrrrrrrr.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sluts.jpgslutsSluts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/text-from-milton.jpgtext from MiltonRecent text from my friend Milton.2014-12-13T23:23:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/11/24/lame-adventure-443-test-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/colon-blow.jpgcolon blowNew Year's Day breakfast.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kale.jpgkaleKale ready for steaming: nowhere to be found at Casa Dovima.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/brandy-beans.jpgbrandy beansCrummy iPhone photo (was not drunk when taking this image at The Grind).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lunch.jpglunchMid-day meal now: organic cous cous, mushrooms, kale and black beans.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jelly-beans.jpgjelly beansOn my Do Not Eat list: beer flavored jelly beans.2014-12-01T05:32:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/11/17/lame-adventure-442-the-misery-of-company/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/green-sock-blue-underwear.jpggreen sock blue underwearFrom the Not Flashy but Practical Collection.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/eb-umbrella.jpgEB umbrellaEB umbrella.2014-11-20T18:34:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/11/10/lame-adventure-441-my-first-public-f-bomb/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/puppy-mean-streak.jpgpuppy mean streakPuppy Mean Streak on the alert for trespassers, or anyone.2014-11-14T02:16:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/11/04/lame-adventure-440-destructive-forces/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beatle-centerfold.jpgbeatle centerfoldJohn, Paul, George, Ringo and what a relief, no sign of me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/idiocy.jpgidiocyDovima was calm. I dropped a barrage of f-bombs.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beatle-book-front.jpgbeatle book frontBack in the hands of its proud owner.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beatles-lunchbox.jpgBeatles lunchboxDoes Mom have the Hope Diamond lying on the coffee table?2014-11-13T20:27:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/10/28/lame-adventure-439-the-annual-halloween-scourge/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/miltons-candy-corn.jpgmilton's candy cornMilton's desk at his Grind.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/candy-corn-innards.jpgcandy corn innardsCandy corn innards.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/its-sugar.jpgit's sugarPurchased from It's Sugar, first cousin of It's Tooth Decay.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/candy-corn.jpgcandy cornDoomsday scenario: candy corn, roaches and rats inherit the earth.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/candy-corn-cu.jpgcandy corn cuCandy Corn2015-01-20T04:13:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/10/20/lame-adventure-438-faking-it/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/steve-carrell.jpgsteve carrellBonus image: autograph hounds bombarding Steve Carrell outside the New York Film Festival.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/emerald-inn.jpgemerald innWho are they kidding?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tree.jpgtreeTree of knowledge.2014-10-27T03:33:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/10/13/lame-adventure-437-back-to-the-birds/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/attention-to-detail.jpgattention to detail"Why aren't we in MoMA, Mother Pigeon?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mother-pigeon-felt-flock.jpgmother pigeon felt flockMother Pigeon's pigeon outstellation.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pigeon-pecking-at-pizza.jpgpigeon pecking at pizzaMother Nature pigeon enjoying lunch.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pigeon-with-pizza.jpgpigeon with pizzaMother Pigeon pigeon pecking at pizza.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mother-pigeon.jpgmother pigeonMother Pigeon.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mother-pigeon-flock.jpgmother pigeon flockFlock of feathered felt.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bird-boy.jpgbird boyBirdboy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/vacuum-man.jpgvacuum-manVacuum-man.2014-10-24T04:37:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/10/06/lame-adventure-436-notes-from-the-new-york-film-festival/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mathieu-amalric.jpgmathieu amalricFully clothed Mathieu Amalric outside Alice Tully Hall.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/inherent-vice-press-tent.jpginherent vice press tentEmpty Inherent Vice press tent. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/richard-gere.jpgrichard gereKyra Segewick, Richard Gere and Oren Moverman.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dardenne-bros-marion-cotillard.jpgdardenne bros & marion cotillardDardenne Brothers, Marion Cotillard and Kent Jones, NYFF Program Director.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/timbukto-co-writer.jpgtimbukto co-writerFormer NYFF Program Director Richard Pena talking to Kessen Tall, Timbukto co-writer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/timbukto-director.jpgtimbukto directorTimbukto director Abderrahmane Sissako post-screening.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mike-leigh.jpgmike leighSneaking a shot of Mike Leigh in-between press people.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/abel-ferrara-willem-dafoe.jpgabel ferrara willem dafoeQ&A with Abel Ferrara and Willem Dafoe.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/alice-rohrwacher.jpgalice rohrwacherAlice Rohrwacher mingling after her screening.2014-10-10T20:06:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/09/29/lame-adventure-435-celebrity-stalking-and-the-new-york-film-festival/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen.jpgscreenI did put the camera away while watching the film.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/candy-bar.jpgcandy barYum to me. Yuck to Milton.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/asia-argento-2.jpgasia argento 2Asia Argento outside Alice Tully Hall following her screening that compelled us to eat pasta for lunch.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/asia-argento-1.jpgasia argento 1Asia Argento, holding microphone; Amy Taubin sitting at her right.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/opening-night-playbill.jpgopening night playbillPrized opening night playbill.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gone-girl-ticket.jpggone girl ticketPrized Gone Girl ducat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nyff-tickets.jpgnyff ticketsNice haul of tickets.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/side-of-tyler-perrys-head.jpgside of tyler perry's headIf only I was that tree!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ben-affleck.jpgben affleckBen again.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rosamund-pike.jpgrosamund pikeRosamund Pike2014-10-06T16:12:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/09/23/lame-adventure-434-encounters-with-heros-and-orifices-on-the-street/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/climate-change-march.jpgclimate change marchPeople and puppets marching.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fleet-of-foot.jpgfleet of footI am so fleet of foot!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/climate-march-tree.jpgclimate march treeUpper West Side tree doing its part for the Peoples Climate March.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/milton-blue.jpgmilton blueColor coordinated Milton.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/angry-bird.jpgangry bird"Dream on sister, you're not one of us."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/scenes.jpgscenesMakers of Ambien beware: Ingmar Bergman's masterpiece reimagined as a 3 1/2 hour play.2014-09-26T17:46:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/09/15/lame-adventure-433-a-koons-of-one-own/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/actual-flowers.jpgactual flowersActual living flowers in Split-Rocker.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/book.jpgbookSplit-Rocker bargain book.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vase.jpgvaseSplit-Rocker, the vase.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/plate.jpgplateSplit-Rocker plate, perfect for display or dinner.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/souvenirs.jpgsouvenirsBuy Split-Rocker stuff here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dino.jpgdinoDino side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pony.jpgponyPony side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/split-rocker-full-frontal.jpgsplit rocker full frontalSplit-Rockerhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rca-ge-comcast-building.jpgrca ge comcast buildingComcast Building2014-09-18T17:55:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/09/09/lame-adventure-432-chia-what/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dig-in.jpgdig inDig in.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tapioca-meets-barf.jpgtapioca meets barfSee for yourself: tapioca meets barf.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cute-spoon.jpgcute spoonDeal making chia spoon.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cup-of-chia.jpgcup of chiaCup of Chia Pod.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/chia.jpgchiaThe story of chia.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/chia-pod-on-display-in-center-court.jpgchia pod on display in center courtOrange Chia Pod cooler on display in center court.2014-09-15T17:28:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/09/02/lame-adventure-431-why-a-penny/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pigeon-feather.jpgpigeon featherPigeon feather on laundromat floor; not lucky.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/parking-ticket-in-gutter.jpgparking ticket in gutterMaybe not so lucky parking ticket.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/plastic-coat-hanger.jpgplastic coat hangerLucky coat hanger.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/peach-pit.jpgpeach pitLucky peach pit in sidewalk crack.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fallen-tree-branch.jpgfallen tree branchLucky fallen tree branch.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/crushed-water-bottle.jpgcrushed water bottleLucky crushed water bottle.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pistachio-shells.jpgpistachio shellsLucky dump of pistachio shells on subway platform.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/glove.jpggloveLucky glove in street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/casino-chip-in-asphalt.jpgcasino chip in asphaltLucky casino chip in asphalt.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tooth-cleaning-implement.jpgtooth cleaning implementLucky tooth cleaning implement.2014-09-10T00:57:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/08/28/lame-adventure-430-mediocrity-cast-in-terry-cloth/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/la-in-a-towel.jpgLA in a towelImmortalized with the greats as well as bath mats.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dancing-farm-animals.jpgdancing farm animalsBonus sculpture: dancing farm animals I happen to like.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fiorello-laguardia.jpgfiorello laguardiaLegendary three term New York City mayor Fiorello LaGuardia at LaGuardia Place in Greenwich Village.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/eleanor-roosevelt.jpgeleanor rooseveltMonument in Riverside Park to humanitarian and first lady Eleanor Roosevelt.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/george-m-cohan.jpggeorge m cohanShow biz legend George M. Cohan giving his regards to Broadway.2014-08-31T20:22:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/04/lame-adventure-196-coco%e2%80%99s-meatcake-better-late-than-never/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo2-e1307243420666.jpgmeat wedding cakeI'll have my slice grilled medium rare.2014-08-25T04:03:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/06/lame-adventure-227-bad-influence/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/g-p150.jpgG & P150Say cheese.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/p150-2.jpgP150 2Box with bullet hole, but Coco's okay with that. She'll claim that it originally belonged to a member of the mob.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fake-or-real-rafa-ball.jpgfake or real Rafa ballCoco holding fake or real Rafa (or Alowishus?) signed tennis ball.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/p150-in-box.jpgP150 in boxFolded Polaroid 150 in box.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/p150-1.jpgP150 1Don Draper's Polaroid.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cool-new-toy.jpgcool new toy2014-08-25T04:02:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/08/21/lame-adventure-429-a-heartfelt-farewell/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/vsdad.jpgVsDadWitness's rendering of quite a sight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dad-drawing-2-2.jpgDad drawing 2.2Artist's rendition of quite a sight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dad.jpgDadThe father of Lame Adventures.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dad-drawing.jpgDad drawingArtist's rendition of quite a sight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/signpost.jpgsignpostHistoric signpost.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/holloway-at-denslowe.jpgholloway at densloweAn historic place in family history.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flower-petals.jpgflower petalsDad's flower petals.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xmas.jpgxmasChirstmas 2012 (l to r) Axel, Dovima, Sweet Pea holding Thurber, Dad, Me photographed by Herb.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/clowning-for-sweet-pea.jpgclowning for sweet peaClowning for his 4-year-old photographer, granddaughter, Sweet Pea.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/still-buff-at-74.jpgstill buff at 74Still buff at 74.2014-09-05T04:03:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/07/21/lame-adventure-426-am-i-being-tested/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kim-and-kanye.jpgkim and kanyeIt's those krazy klowns: Kim and Kanye!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/smiling-tickets.jpgsmiling ticketsAt least our tickets are smiling.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/irked.jpgirkedIrked!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ticket-envelope.jpgticket envelopeSpecial delivery.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/street-theater.jpgstreet theaterI noticed this attention whore parked in my neighborhood.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tile-story.jpgtile storyThe story of my life in three tiles.2014-08-05T00:56:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/08/04/lame-adventure-428-bird-in-the-hood/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/on-guard.jpgon guard"I'm feeling right at home."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/peacefully-coexisting.jpgpeacefully coexisting"We like to eat a lot but we're not gluttons for punishment."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/perch-across-the-way.jpgperch across the wayNot troubling trouble.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/angry-bird-bullying.jpgangry bird bullying"Get off my sill!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/angry-bird-on-the-lookout.jpgangry bird on the lookout"I like it here!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/angry-bird.jpgangry birdAngry Bird looking to pick a fight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/good-morning.jpggood morningA pigeon of peaceful presence.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/the-san-remo.jpgthe san remoClouds or skunk vapors behind the San Remo's towers?2014-08-14T17:52:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/07/28/lame-adventure-427-can-we-complain/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/crummy-joan-shot.jpgcrummy joan shotThe best of my crummy Joan shots.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fluffy-clouds.jpgfluffy cloudsFluffy clouds I was intending to take. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/selfie.jpgselfie"Hey, this isn't the clouds above!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/audra.jpgaudraWhen everyone was applauding, Milton snapped this shot.2014-09-06T22:40:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/07/14/lame-adventure-425-tv-tales/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/new-tv.jpgnew TVEinstein, the Smart TV getting ready to show off.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/portable.jpgportableMuch more portable than its heavy as a boulder predecessor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/old-tv.jpgold TVNow living in a landfill.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/squirrel.jpgsquirrelIt's a good day to be a scone-loving squirrel.2014-08-02T21:09:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/06/23/lame-adventure-423-chew-on-this/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/thurber-playing-cute.jpgthurber playing cuteThurber the family dog, "Your gum problems are so first world."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/glee-gum.jpgglee gumGlee gum with little guy who does not look glum like purchaser.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/angel-island-and-sailboats.jpgangel island and sailboatsAngel Island with (possibly) pigeon-free sailboats in foreground.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pigeon.jpgpigeonHey look, a pigeon was on the ferry to Angel Island!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stride-2.jpgstride 2Ugh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stride-1.jpgstride 1Stride.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dad-card-2.jpgdad card 2As sentimental as I get.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dad-card-1.jpgdad card 1Hearts and flowers-free sentiment.2014-07-04T20:31:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/06/30/lame-adventure-424-gay-pride-2014/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/56-gotcha-shotting-the-crowd.jpg56 gotcha shotting the crowdGotcha! Shooting the crowd!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/55-walmart-pride.jpg55 walmart prideApparently Pride was watered its way down to Walmart.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/54-butterflies-arent-free.jpg54 butterflies aren't freeButterflies aren't free.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/53-god-loves-gays.jpg53 god loves gaysNice to know.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/51-cheese.jpg51 cheese!Everyone say cheese and keep your wings still.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/50-attitude-man.jpg50 attitude manAttitude Man.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/49-israel-float-and-michael-lucas.jpg49 Israel float and Michael LucasIsrael float and Michael Lucas.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/48-red-boxers.jpg48 red boxersGuys in red boxers gyrating on float.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/47-gay-dads-with-kids.jpg47 gay dads with kidsGay dads with kids.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/46-serena-meets-ronald-mcdonald.jpg46 Serena meets Ronald McDonaldSerena Williams cross-bred Ronald McDonald.2014-07-12T19:23:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/06/02/lame-adventure-422-eulogy-for-the-flusher/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dead-mans-door.jpgdead man's doorDean man's door.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pioneer.jpgpioneerPioneer Market on Columbus Avenue, shithole market with great prices on beer: The Flusher's go-to retailer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/nypd-doa-premises-seal.jpgnypd doa premises sealNYPD DOA premises seal on The Flusher's door.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pile-of-mail.jpgpile of mailThe Flusher's pile of mail.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/happy-house-notice.jpghappy house noticeHappy House notice.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/roses.jpgrosesIn bloom!2014-06-19T17:29:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/05/23/lame-adventure-421-my-first-love/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ray-hubley.jpgray hubleyRay Hubley delivering an introduction about his father before the screening.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/film-forum-marquee.jpgFilm Forum marqueeWhen an event is shown for one screening it doesn't make the marquee.2014-08-08T20:16:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/05/13/lame-adventure-420-springtime-spewing/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bc-facades1.jpgBC facades1918-ish looking street lamp and flag displaying a Bill Cunningham photography exhibit at the New York Historical Society.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1918-penny.jpg1918 pennyMy 1918 penny.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sneakers-and-stub.jpgsneakers and stubFrustrating.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/text.jpgtextExchange of deep thoughts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/coco-tree.jpgcoco treeCoco's magnificent tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/uws-water-towers.jpgUWS water towersUpper West Side water towers looking good against a clear blue sky.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spring-flowers-on-the-sill.jpgspring flowers on the sillSit the flowers on the sill.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/busted-snow-shovel.jpgbusted snow shovelToss that snow shovel away!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dont-raise-plow.jpgdon't raise plowStop raising plows!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sunny-spring-day.jpgsunny spring dayWarm and sunny May.2014-06-18T17:35:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/05/05/lame-adventure-419-the-b-word/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/first-pigeon.jpgfirst pigeonFirst pigeon photograph at 55.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/of-mice-and-men.jpgof mice and menPre-theater crowd entering the Longacre Theater.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/curtain-call.jpgcurtain callStephen Spinella and Estelle Parson at curtain call.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/inside-booth.jpginside boothAngle.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/outside-booth.jpgoutside boothPre-theater crowd waiting to enter.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/birthday-pie.jpgbirthday pieBirthday pie.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/squirrel.jpgsquirrelLast critter photographed at 54.2014-06-19T17:22:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/04/28/lame-adventure-418-stair-crazy/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bathroom-steps.jpgbathroom stepsExample of miscellaneous steps: steps leading into off-Broadway theater bathroom.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stairs-photo.jpgstairs photoSome of the less than magic carpeted stairs in my sanctum sanctorum.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/72nd-street.jpg72nd streetDowntown 72nd Street subway station staircase I have climbed down countful (considering the nature of this post) times.2014-05-09T03:37:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/04/21/lame-adventure-417-theater-karma/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stage-lip.jpgstage lipWe resisted biting into the stage. We figured it does not taste like chicken.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cort-marquee.jpgcort marqueeCort marquee.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cripple-rush.jpgcripple rushHead turning sign.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jonses.jpgjonsesEye catching poster.2014-05-09T03:32:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/04/15/lame-adventure-416-what-are-we-here-for/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/26-floating-tie-guy.jpg26 floating tie guyFellow attendee wearing floating tie.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/25-eight-brief-cases.jpg25 eight brief casesEight brief cases, but feel free to count them.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/24-sculpture.jpg24 sculptureThrow Something on the Wall and Call it Art.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/23-etel-adnan.jpg23 etel adnanAnd we must work day jobs?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/22-james-dean.jpg22 james deanGlamorous.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/21-limbs-of-the-pacific.jpg21 limbs of the pacificLimbs of the Pacific.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20-wall-of-tee-shirts.jpg20 wall of tee shirtsWall of tee shirts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/19-people-in-pain.jpg19 people in painPeople in Pain.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/18-biennial-3.jpg18 biennial 3Marble sculptures n https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/17-biennial-2.jpg17 biennial 2This is big red art.2014-04-29T21:56:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/04/10/lame-adventure-415-head-games-with-head-colds/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mantle.jpgmantle"Hon, what should we do with this old mantle? do you think one of the kids would want it or should I just throw it out on West End Avenue?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/three-pigeons-on-high-alert.jpgthree pigeons on high alert"What the hell was that sound?" https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/three-pigeons-resting.jpgthree pigeons resting"Nothing beats taking it easy in spring!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tea.jpgTeaProduct placement.2014-04-16T00:00:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/03/31/lame-adventure-414-my-silver-lining/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/silver-lining.jpgsilver liningLove my lining, love me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jacket-1.jpgjacket 1Drab colored jacket at rest.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/linings.jpgliningsLinings!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chainmail.jpgchainmailChainmail!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/delicate-and-fluttery.jpgdelicate and flutteryDelicate and fluttery!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/glow-in-the-dark.jpgglow in the darkGlow in the dark!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/irish-linen.jpgirish linenIrish linen!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/italian-wool.jpgitalian woolItalian wool!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sequins.jpgsequinsSequins!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/raw-silk.jpgraw silkRaw silk!2014-04-07T23:02:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/03/24/lame-adventure-413-lucky-numbers/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mona-lisa.jpgmona lisaLook, the Mona Lisa's in Manhattan!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/me.jpgme1 in 12,000.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hourly-views-031914.jpgHourly views 031914What a nice spike looks like numerically.2014-04-03T01:42:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/08/lame-adventure-216-savage-waiting/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pigeon-feather.jpgpigeon feather*Exclusion: stray pigeon feathers littering the sidewalk.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/exiting-and-entering.jpgexiting and enteringMissing sound effect: cash register clanging.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/armadillo-shoes.jpgarmadillo shoesLook. Don't touch!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/conversation-piece-2.jpgconversation piece 2Ancient artifact conversation piece 2, or part of an ancient trend with who-knows-what function.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/conversation-piece-1.jpgconversation piece 1Ancient artifact conversation piece.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/miltons-dream-pasta-bowl.jpgmilton's dream pasta bowlMilton's dream pasta bowl.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/milton-relaxing.jpgmilton relaxingMilton relaxing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sucks-to-be-us.jpgsucks to be usHa ha! Sucks to be us!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/suckers.jpgsuckers!Ha! Suckers that just got in!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/next-leg-of-journey.jpgnext leg of journeyNext leg of epic journey.2014-03-23T21:56:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/03/17/lame-adventure-412-the-deodorant-debacle/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nyc-sewer-cover.jpgNYC sewer coverNew York City sewer cover made in India.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/box-of-rocks.jpgbox of rocksYes, I felt dumber than this box of rocks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sensitive-skin.jpgsensitive skinCenter stage on the shelf!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/price-wise-facade.jpgprice wise facadePrice Wise here I come!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/irritated.jpgirritatedSculpture illustrating my level of irritation.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/discombobulating.jpgdiscombobulatingTruly discombobulating.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bald-eagle-pigeon.jpgbald eagle pigeonA bald eagle-style pigeon (okay, this shot was outside my window at The Grind, but I like it).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/landed-bag.jpglanded bagSame yellow trash bag landed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/floating-bag.jpgfloating bagA yellow trash bag floating between skyscrapers.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6-12-ave.jpg6 1:2 aveLooky here, it's 6 1/2 Avenue!2014-04-25T01:49:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/03/04/lame-adventure-411-light-bulb-with-tea-and-agony/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/outside-with-light-bulb.jpgoutside with light bulbNext time, leave home the light bulb, but bring ear plugs!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/11-lactaid-wrapper.jpg11 lactaid wrapperI resisted swallowing the foil.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/10-tea-pots-and-light-bulb.jpg10 tea pots and light bulbBoth tea post, my cup of tea and my light bulb all jumped in unison when they heard that.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/9-berry-scone.jpg9 berry sconeLola's mixed berry scone.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/8-pumpkin-scone.jpg8 pumpkin sconeWarm pumpkin scone. Yum!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6-herbal-tea.jpg6 herbal teaLola's fragrant herbal concoction.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/4-red-tea-pot.jpg4 red tea potMy tea pot with little cat stopper standing guard over high octane tea.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2-tea-cup-and-light-bulb.jpg2 tea cup and light bulbMy tea cup and light bulb. Note: no wings attached.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/winged-child.jpgwinged childWinged girl.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wing-woman.jpgwing womanWinged woman.2014-04-07T23:25:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/02/24/lame-adventure-410-beatle-browsing/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gold-record.jpggold recordGold record for "I Want to Hold Your Hand".https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/18-la-style-beatles.jpg18. LA-style BeatlesYear-round Beatle exhibit in my lair.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/25-living-history-booth.jpg25. living history boothEnter this booth to yammer your guts out about the Beatles for posterity.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/24-drumming-with-ringo.jpg24. drumming with ringoA guy born without the shame gene sitting at a drum kit taking a lesson from Ringo.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/23-candlestick-poster.jpg23. candlestick posterPoster for the Beatles last concert performed in my home town. None of us attended. Idiots.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/22-pauls-shea-stadium-jacket.jpg22. paul's shea stadium jacketThe jacket Paul McCartney wore when the Beatles played Shea Stadium.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/21-beatle-hummer.jpg21. beatle hummerWhat the hell?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/17-beatle-dolls-and-bubble-bath.jpg17. beatle dolls and bubble bathBeatle dolls, Paul bubble bath bottle, Ringo figurine. Paul and Ringo themed merchandise were the most popular. Of course, I preferred George and Ringo.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/16-beatle-coin-holder.jpg16. beatle coin holderI saw one of these selling on eBay for $99.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/15-beatle-sneakers.jpg15. beatle sneakersEven though these are surely worth a mint today, I much prefer wearing Jack Purcell's.2014-04-30T19:30:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/02/18/lame-adventure-409-unloading-the-kangaroo/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/maximal-crazy1.jpgmaximal crazyA song that makes shock therapy seem mellow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cookies.jpgcookiesChristmas in January came to a guy who works on the floor above me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/spin-bike-clothes-rack.jpgspin bike clothes rackMulti-tasking spin bike.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kitchen-sink-cookie-dough.jpgkitchen sink cookie doughYee ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/spin-bike.jpgspin bikeAssembled conversation piece.2014-04-03T17:24:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/02/11/lame-adventure-408-hearing-things-smelling-things-seeing-things/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ballet-flats.jpgballet flatsSubway rider who failed to read the memo that wearing ballet flats in 21 degree weather will not induce spring.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/uws-snowman.jpgUWS snowman"I love this cold weather!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/subway-graffiti.jpgsubway graffitiMonogram in coffee, dried blood or was that once gravy?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/post-coital.jpgpost-coitalA nano-second later: "Hey, do you happen to have a cigarette?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pigeon-porn-1.jpgpigeon porn 1This magic moment.2014-02-18T02:04:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/02/04/lame-adventure-407-bottomless-pit-of-winter/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/8-frosted-residential-streetscape.jpg8 frosted residential streetscapeSugar coated block - right.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/7-more-trees-on-75th.jpg7 more trees on 75thNo obvious bags stuck in these trees.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/6-frosted-bike.jpg6 frosted bikeFrozen bike with missing seat; maybe it's warming up indoors?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/5-tree-on-75th-street.jpg5 tree on 75th streetLook but don't touch.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/4-73rd-street1.jpg4 73rd streetIsland on 73rd Street I visit frequently.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/3-tree-outside-72nd-street.jpg3 tree outside 72nd streetFrosted trees outside the 72nd Street subway station.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2-tree-outside-72nd-street.jpg2 tree outside 72nd streetTrees outside the 72nd Street subway station: look don't touch.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1-milton-shot.jpg1 Milton shotMilton's photo of City Hall Park looking pretty, but looks are deceiving. This is white Hell.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/behind-bars.jpgbehind barsView from The Grind.2014-02-11T04:47:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/01/28/lame-adventure-406-feather-headed/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/puffy-pigeon-perched-on-rooftop.jpgpuffy pigeon perched on rooftop"What I'd give right now for a donut and for it to be 40 degrees."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chilly.jpgchilly!Chilly!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/balmy.jpgbalmy!Balmy!2014-02-05T18:50:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/01/21/lame-adventure-405-window-undressing/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-thinker2.jpgthe thinkerThe thinker.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-thinker1.jpgthe thinkerFlaunting the furry friend.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/twosome.jpgtwosomeAttention whores.2014-01-30T04:14:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/12/12/lame-adventure-351-the-booze-the-dames-the-hair-plugs/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/deer-in-brambles.jpgdeer in bramblesYou're watching me. I'm watching you.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-spot-2.jpgthe spot 2One can only imagine ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bmr.jpgbmrBill Miller's Riviera. Image from bergen.com http://www.bergen.com/artsmusic/That_Was_Show_Biz.htmlhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-spot-3.jpgthe spot 3The Spot today.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sidewalk.jpgsidewalkI stand corrected.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-spot.jpgthe spotSeriously, what are we even looking at?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/path-2.jpgpath 2The Path.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gwb-jersey-side.jpggwb jersey sideGeorge Washington Bridge on the Jersey side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fallen-tree.jpgfallen treeAnother victim of climate change.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stairs.jpgstairsNot as daunting as it looks2014-01-15T12:15:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/01/13/lame-adventure-404-morons-mingling-with-magritte/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/16-1st-floor-lobby-eva.jpg16 1st floor lobby evaIsa display on MoMA's first floor lobby for those feeling it for luggage lost at the airport.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/15-packed-with-little-cars.jpg15 packed with little carsOn closer inspection: packed with teeny, tiny toy cars.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/14-why-didnt-we-think-of-this.jpg14 why didn't we think of this?"Why didn't we think of this?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/13-something-interesting.jpg13 something interestingMilton, "This is something interesting. I don't know what."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/13-office-decor.jpg13 office decorExecutive office with Scrooge McDuck.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/12-miltons-room.jpg12 milton's roomMilton, "This could be my room."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/11-barbie-on-the-floor.jpg11 barbie on the floor"Milton, watch out — don't step on the Barbie on the floor!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/9-pizza-box-art.jpg9 pizza box artMilton's trash is Isa's art.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/9a-conversation-piece.jpg9a conversation pieceWhat are we looking at?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/10-world-receiver.jpg10 world receiverWorld Receiver. 1988-1989. Apparently Isa created dozens of concrete receivers in the early 1990s.2014-01-26T23:29:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/01/06/lame-adventure-403-slippery-invisible-ice/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/coco-text.jpgCoco textNew alert!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fire-escape.jpgfire escapeCoco's fire escape. We won't be pounding beers on here anytime soon.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/washington-square-park-2.jpgwashington square park 2The kind of fluffy white snow I used to fantasize about when I was a kid growing up in San Francisco. That fantasy is long dead now.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/washington-square-park.jpgwashington square parkWashington Square Park under vibrant blue arctic cold sky.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/snow-man.jpgsnow manThe obesity epidemic extends to snowmen.2014-01-22T04:26:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2014/01/03/lame-adventure-402-snow-in-soho/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wicked-wind.jpgwicked wind!Wicked wind -- get inside Coco!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/white-cab-1.jpgwhite cab 1White cab on white street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dead-schwinn.jpgdead schwinnThis bike has seen better days.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lbj.jpgLBJSomeone call child welfare and throw a blanket on that kid!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/real-live-snow-on-houston-street.jpgreal live snow on houston streetHouston Street snow in the spotlight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/blowing-snow.jpgblowing snowAction shot: blowing snow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/candidates-for-rustoleum.jpgcandidates for rustoleumCandidates for Rustoleum.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/deserted-houston-street.jpgdeserted houston streetNearly deserted Houston Street decorated with curbside discarded Christmas tree. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/new-yorks-finest.jpgnew york's finestNew York's other finest: frozen trash.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dkny.jpgDKNYStill festive on Thompson Street.2014-05-11T20:10:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/12/30/lame-adventure-401-regaining-track-of-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/capps-corner.jpgCapp's CornerThe line for BBB extending almost to a legendary eatery, Capp's Corner.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/looking-up-green-street.jpglooking up green streetAnd possibly owning a piece of my future heart attack: looking up a typical San Francisco hill.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1-happy-hour.jpg#1 happy hourThe bar across the street from BBB calling out my name.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/welcome-back.jpgwelcome backYeah, yeah, welcome back and watch your step: Christmas is kaput for 2013.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bbb-ticket.jpgBBB ticketPrecious BBB front cabaret ducat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bbbb.jpgBBBBI am not making that up.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cisco-and-rosie.jpgcisco and rosieBat Pat's office wild life, Cisco and Rosie with a message for Thurber and Fred: "We're pushing 35. Perch on that!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/peed-out-fountains-at-dusk.jpgpeed out fountains at duskArtesa's peed out fountains at dusk when we left.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/peeing-fountains.jpgpeeing fountainsArtesa's peeing fountains when we arrived.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/more-gifts-to-open.jpgmore gifts to open?"What! More gifts to open? I thought we were Jewish!"2014-01-10T04:33:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/12/16/lame-adventure-400-signs-of-the-season/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/merry-christmoose.jpgmerry christmooseInside caption: "Merry Christmoose!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/flat-iron-gingerbread-building.jpgflat iron gingerbread buildingThis might not taste as good as it looks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/or-you.jpgOr you?Or you? Did you take LBJ?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/did-you-take-him.jpgdid you take him?"Did you take LBJ?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wheres-jesus.jpgwhere's jesus?Where's the life of the party?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/big-bird.jpgbig birdBig Bird multitasking as holiday eyesore.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ohohoh.jpgohohohLooking forward to January.2013-12-31T01:56:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/12/11/lame-adventure-399-snow-pricks/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/snow-pricks.jpgsnow pricksNorman Rockwell was not here.2013-12-18T18:15:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/12/02/lame-adventure-398-the-million-dollar-migraine/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/google-maps-spain-to-france.jpgGoogle maps Spain to Francehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/google-maps-nyc-to-cincinnati.jpgGoogle maps NYC to Cincinnatihttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/milton.jpgMiltonMilton in his Thinking Cap.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/piccaso.jpgPiccaso"Hey, this isn't in color!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fine-print.jpgfine printParty of first part excerpt.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/man-with-opera-hat.jpgMan with Opera HatMan with Opera Hat2013-12-18T18:17:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/11/25/lame-adventure-397-pass-on-the-appetizers/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/spin-manuals.jpgspin manualsSpin bike manuals and DVDs. Cookies sold separately.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/assembled-bike.jpgassembled bikeEnd result.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/exposed-bike.jpgexposed bikeThree hours later, finally getting somewhere.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/supplied-wrench.jpgsupplied wrenchSupplied wrench that temporarily went AWOL.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sliced-open-box.jpgsliced open boxSliced open box.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/staple-removal.jpgstaple removalMuscling out heavy duty staplers. Hit self in head twice, but only suffered a single concussion.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/inside-box.jpginside boxTightly packed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mr-magoo-puppet.jpgmr. magoo puppet"Hello Thurber!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nose-carrots.jpgnose carrotsThese carrots looked a lot less orange without the flash.2013-12-18T18:10:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/11/19/lame-adventure-396-the-boomeranging-jackass-dollar/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/money-fact.jpgmoney factDon't mess with George!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/boomeranging-jackass-dollar.jpgBoomeranging Jackass DollarGeorge Washington's new look.2013-11-27T18:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/11/11/lame-adventure-395-impulse-shopping/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bread-cookies-spin-bike.jpgbread, cookies & spin bikeWe're all in this together.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bread-cookies.jpgbread & cookiesPita and cookies in the before state; before being plastered onto human hips.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/brussels-sprout.jpgbrussels sproutImage magnified to enhance detail of semi-squashed sprout.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/spin-bike-box.jpgspin bike boxVoila!2013-11-19T02:46:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/11/04/lame-adventure-394-bragging-wrongs/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/receipt.jpgreceiptDocumentation.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/spinach.jpgspinach"I did not fall off a truck!"2013-12-13T05:05:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/10/28/lame-adventure-393-cheap-special-thrills/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lou-and-wim.jpgLou and Wim"Wim, I cannot escape that guy with an iPhone. Help me, please!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lou-outside-ath-2.jpglou outside ATH 2Lou closer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lou-outside-ath.jpgLou outside ATHLou in long shot just standing on Broadway talking to a friend.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lou-reeds-foot-miltons-finger.jpgLou Reed's foot & Milton's fingerThat's Lou Reed's foot and Milton's finger.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/minolta-movie-camera.jpgminolta movie cameraThe Minolta super 8 mm movie camera that filmed Lou Reed in concert.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/partial-view-seat.jpgpartial view seatThis equipment console sure makes a better door than window.2013-11-04T05:59:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/10/20/lame-adventure-392-feeling-foolish-while-silently-screaming/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rtt-new.jpgrtt-newhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/halloween-pumpkin-1.jpghalloween pumpkin 1No argument from me.2013-10-30T11:43:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/10/12/lame-adventure-391-blue-is-the-longest-color/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/blue-qa.jpgBlue q&aSitting at left moderator Kent Jones with director Abdellatif Kechiche and actress Adèle Exarchopoulos.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/blue-ticket.jpgBlue ticketAu revoir 51st New York Film Festival.2013-10-24T03:35:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/10/09/lame-adventure-390-new-york-film-festival-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/claire-denis-kent-jones-2.jpgclaire denis & kent jones 2Responding to SOS text, Lola takes this shot of Claire and Kent from her third row seat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/idistant.jpgiDistantLousy zoomed in iPhone iDistant shot of Claire Denis and Kent Jones.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/huppert-breillet-taubin.jpghuppert breillet taubinRight, Isabelle Huppert, center Catherine Breillat, left, Amy Taubin.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stranger-by-the-lake-qa.jpgstranger by the lake q&aCenter, Alain Guiraudie, right, Dennis Lim and left, handsome young translator that made 98% of the guys in the audience cheer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/miltons-mitts.jpgmilton's mittsPhoto I took of Milton's mitts holding his program that I did not realize I took once, much less twice.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/touch-of-sin-qa.jpgtouch of sin q&aCenter, Jia Zhangke with his lead actress and his wife, Tao Zhao. Amy Taubin at right.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/robert-redford-at-nyff.jpgRobert Redford at NYFF"Get that iPhone out of my face."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nyff-51.jpgNYFF 51The most wonderful time of the year.2013-10-17T02:49:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/09/30/lame-adventure-389-did-it-fly-or-did-it-die/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/missing-or-dead.jpgmissing or deadMissing or dead?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sleeping-or-dead.jpgsleeping or deadSleeping or dead?2013-11-01T12:43:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/09/24/lame-adventure-388-thought-is-cheap/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crumbs-crumbnut.jpgcrumb's crumbnutWhat looks like powdered sugar might actually be dust. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crumbnut-sign.jpgcrumbnut signWelcome sucker!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/soulcycle-bike.jpgsoulcycle bikeSweet bike, sour price.2013-11-08T20:51:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/09/16/lame-adventure-387-any-given-sidewalk/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blackened-gum-splat.jpgblackened gum splatClassic gum splat. Vintage or recent?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/yellow-gum-with-tail.jpgyellow gum with tailFreshly stepped on.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pink-gum-2.jpgpink gum 2Transitioning.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/squashed-gum-on-subway-seat.jpgsquashed gum on subway seatSubway seat: don't sit here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/freshly-stepped-gum.jpgfreshly stepped gumBefore and after.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gum-on-louis-armstrongs-steps.jpggum on louis armstrong's stepsDid Satchmo do this? https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wad-perfect.jpgwad perfectWad perfect.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gum-at-work.jpggum at workhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the-little-flowers-foot.jpgthe little flower's footWhere's the bronze gum splat under foot?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the-little-flower.jpgthe little flowerThe Little Flower2013-10-10T01:55:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/09/04/lame-adventure-386-us-open-tennis-tv-watching-strategy/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/serena-and-sloane.jpgserena and sloaneSerena delivering a pain in the ego.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/coco-text.jpgCoco textAdd this to the bulging file of useless factoids.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/perfect-stream.jpgperfect streamStreaming pride or the middle finger of streams?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/speed-test-090113-8-44-55-pm.jpgspeed test 090113.8.44.55 PMHuh?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tv-camel.jpgTV camelHappy Hump Day from Geico.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/iphone-macbook-setup.jpgiphone-macbook setupDesperate times calling for desperate measures.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/annoying.jpgAnnoyingAll you can watch buffering here.2013-09-15T19:15:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/08/26/lame-adventure-385-fashion-statement/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cu-security-tag.jpgCU security tagYes, really tagged.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tagged.jpgtaggedTag, you're it!2013-09-22T20:28:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/08/01/lame-adventure-384-for-the-love-of-cats/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/green-eyed-mischief-maker.jpggreen eyed mischief maker"Something that works for all of us? That's an eye opener!" https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ps.jpgp&s"Glad you survived us. Now we've got sleep to do."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ignoring-you.jpgignoring you"Yes, I am ignoring you and I win!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/primo-approved.jpgprimo approvedPrimo-approved reading material (not pushed out).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/segundo.jpgsegundo"Goodbye cruel world!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bethorton.jpgbethortonBeth Orton playing at Newport.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/do-not-disturb.jpgdo not disturbDo not disturb.2013-09-01T18:58:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/07/20/lame-adventure-383-heat-and-delirium/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/98-degrees.jpg98 degreesExceeding terrible.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/96-degrees.jpg96 degreesTerrible.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/93-degrees.jpg93 degreesApproaching terrible.2013-08-16T01:01:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/07/01/lame-adventure-382-big-apple-gay-pride-parade-2013/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/90-milton-and-me-pride.jpg90. milton and me prideGotcha shot of Milton and me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/89-more-quinn-marchers.jpg89. more quinn marchersMassive Quinn contingency or as Milton said, "It's like she's Madonna."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/88-christine-quinn.jpg88. christine quinnMayoral candidate Christine Quinn in orange slacks with her spouse Kim Cattullo.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/87-hula-hoop.jpg87. hula hoopHula hoop lady.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/86-log-cabin-republicans.jpg86. log cabin republicansThe Log Cabin Republicans are here — all three of them.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/85-bearadonna.jpg85. bearadonnaMadonna, watch out! Bearadonna's coming!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/84-lick-me.jpg84. lick meConversation can be very nice.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/83-bill-de-blasio.jpg83. bill de blasioPublic Advocate and mayoral candidate Bill De Blasio.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/82-fracking.jpg82. frackingMoving on from marriage to fracking?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/81-flaunting-it.jpg81. flaunting itHaving it and flaunting it.2013-07-11T05:15:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/06/23/lame-adventure-381-the-dog-on-the-plane/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/thurber.jpgThurber"Okay, let's take a walk!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dog-on-plane.jpgdog on planeCuddle-time with Ginger.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ready-for-a-walk.jpgready for a walkThurber catching a few pre-walk z's.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/thurber-and-herb.jpgThurber and HerbThe Back Seat Photographer's assistant.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ggb.jpgGGBThe Golden Gate Bridge photographed by the back seat photographer.2013-07-05T02:54:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/06/13/lame-adventure-380-the-freeloader-with-the-dead-pigeon/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lame-adventures-002.jpgdead pigeonFlattened feathered friend.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lame-adventures-001.jpglame adventures 001Bubble wrap and packing pellets in the hallway at The Grind.2013-06-25T04:51:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/06/05/lame-adventure-379-my-book-my-thoughts-toddlers-and-deer-butts/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/deer-rear-bottle-opener.jpgdeer rear bottle openerPop a cap here before reading my book.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/customer-views.jpgcustomer viewsCustomers other item views.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rank.jpgRankFuture pick up line: "Hey, baby, I'm #83,181."2013-06-23T19:25:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/06/02/lame-adventure-378-real-life-revenge-of-the-nerds/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rj-3.jpgR&J 3Rainy indulging in her 1.8 seconds with Jim.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/movie-book.jpgmovie & bookTie-in for film based on book that is not on my radar.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/raccoon-rampage.jpgraccoon rampageStacks of Raccoon Rampage for the taking.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dummies-guy.jpgdummies guyDummies guy was in the house!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lego-sculptures.jpglego sculpturesLarger than life Lego sculptures. (respected the rules — only photographed; didn't touch)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/duct-tape.jpgduct tapeDuct tape raffle! (didn't enter)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/malcolm-gladwell-banner.jpgmalcolm gladwell bannerMalcolm Gladwell — heard of him as well as David & Goliath.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wally-lamb-banner.jpgwally lamb bannerWally Lamb! (whoever that is)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mad-libs.jpgmad libsMad Libs written by my predecessors. Photo hot shot from a sitting position.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/v-grumpy-cat.jpgv & grumpy catMe smiling like an idiot with Grumpy Cat who indeed looked very grumpy, if not sedated.2013-06-10T01:21:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/05/28/lame-adventure-377-freedom-from-oppression/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/musician.jpgmusicianUnexpected source of Misty-playing free jazz.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/museum-of-nat-hist-turret.jpgmuseum of nat hist turretPhotographing Museum of Natural History turret while hearing music.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/64-buick-lesabre.jpg64 buick lesabreNice day to bring out the '64 Buick Lesabre.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/skull-cap.jpgskull capBad hair under here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/caps.jpgcapsGood time to invest in a new cap.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bosco.jpgboscoBosco the dog keeping cool in his fur coat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/san-remo.jpgsan remoThe Upper West Side's sky is so blue the soot is undetectable.2013-06-06T17:50:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/04/22/lame-adventure-369-what-a-scream/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/delineator-sign.jpgdelineator signWe should have read this.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/delineator-ceiling.jpgdelineator ceilingDelineator ceiling sculpture.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/delineator-origami.jpgdelineator origamiDelineator origami a.k.a. "What the hell is that?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/delineator-floor.jpgdelineator floorDelineator. 1974-75https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/empress-of-india.jpgempress of indiaEmpress of India. 1965https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/primary-light-group.jpgprimary light groupPrimary Light Group: Red, Green, Blue. 1964-65https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-absolutely-naked-fragrance.jpgThe Absolutely Naked FragranceThe Absolutely Naked Fragrance. 1967 (Or, Why Didn't We Think of This 2? 2013)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/twin.jpgtwinTwin. 1966 (Or, Why Didn't We Think of This 1? 2013)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled.jpguntitledUntitled. 1968 What Becomes of Sweaters. 2013https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/les-demoiselles-davignon.jpgLes Demoiselles d'AvignonLes Demoiselles d'Avignon. 19072013-05-24T02:34:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/05/23/lame-adventure-376-glimpse-of-the-future-gander-at-the-past/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shen-sign.jpgshen signMaybe in this case, "Untitled" would have worked better?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cu-antenna.jpgcu antennaLet's do the time warp again!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rooftop-and-antenna.jpgrooftop and antennaTV antenna in modern day Manhattan or rooftop art?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sculpture-side-view.jpgsculpture side viewEh, just your average old lady tanning au naturale.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sculpture-full-frontal.jpgsculpture full frontalI Want to Know What Infinity Is, 2011-2012https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eli-klein-sign.jpgeli klein signIndustrial strength sign.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/anjelica-at-nyff.jpgAnjelica at NYFFAnjelica Huston at the New York Film Festival in 2012.2013-06-05T00:59:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/05/17/lame-adventure-375-sappy-encounter-with-a-sapling/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cu-hackberry.jpgcu hackberryWe even resemble each other a bit around the leaves.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tree-tips.jpgtree tipsTree care tips.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tree-tag.jpgtree tagTree pride!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hackberry-tree.jpghackberry treeA tree grows in Manhattan.2013-05-22T01:48:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/05/15/lame-adventure-374-disappearing-act/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mvv.jpgm&vvMystery understudy cat at our performance?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/red-bull.jpgred bullCan of Red Bull atop trash can outside my building when I returned home. I would have needed at least three to retain some semblance of consciousness during that play.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nikolai-playbill.jpgnikolai playbillNice cover.2013-05-28T00:41:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/05/08/lame-adventure-373-the-big-shill/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/beer.jpgbeerGoes down easy with beer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stripes.jpgstripesSlenderizing with stripes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bare-hands.jpgbare handsPerfect compliment to bare hands.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/balloonreceipt.jpgBalloonReceiptBalloon receipt complete with character building rotisserie chicken stains.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/la-cover.jpgLA-CoverWraparound cover!2013-06-14T17:19:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/04/29/lame-adventure-371-marriage-lame-adventures-style/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kathy-and-sara-in-taxi.jpgKathy and Sara in taxiJubilant Kathy and Sara in taxi heading toward the next leg in their life together.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/braulio-and-kathy.jpgbraulio and kathyBraulio showing Kathy official wedding photo.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/just-married-w-mural.jpgjust married w: muralBackdrop looks complete now.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/just-married-outside.jpgjust married outsideFirst step outside as spouse and spouse.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/just-married.jpgjust marriedJust married! Finally!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/missed-money-shot.jpgmissed money shotMissed money shot due to delay in my camera's shutter speed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/exchanging-rings.jpgexchanging ringsDouble ring ceremony.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/exchanging-vows.jpgexchanging vowsExchanging vows a.k.a. this is happening for real!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/filling-out-forms.jpgfilling out formsKathy and Sara filling out forms.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lucky-number-c657.jpglucky number C657Kathy and Sara's ceremony number.2013-05-12T13:14:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/04/24/lame-adventure-370-people-people-who-need-barbra/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/barbra.jpgBarbraBarbra Streisand, 71 years old today and she still has it. (Invision — Photo by Charles Sykes)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/group.jpggroupBarbra in center on stage at event's close.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bs-and-bc-1.jpgbs and bc 1Barbra at lectern; Bill Clinton sitting behind her.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/liza-1.jpgliza 1Liza Minnellihttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wynton.jpgwyntonWynton Marsalishttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/red-shoes.jpgred shoesWe both agreed that this gent's red patent leather tassled loafers were great.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/harpist-1.jpgharpist 1No bland muzak here; guests were serenaded by this fine harpist.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/view-from-v-seat.jpgview from v seatDamn fine view.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/v-inside.jpgv insideNerd inside with collector's item Playbill.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/prized-ducat.jpgprized ducatThe coveted ducat.2013-05-03T18:52:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/04/08/lame-adventure-368-feel-the-burn/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pub-mix.jpgPub mixA fat-full foodstuff.2013-04-19T02:38:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/04/01/lame-adventure-367-new-tradition/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/chocolate-matzoh.jpgchocolate matzohWhen on a sugar high after stuffing oneself with chocolate matzoh, you might find yourself bouncing your superball egg like crazy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/superball-brown-egg.jpgsuperball brown eggThe size and feel of an egg, but it's actually an egg-shaped superball!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/easter-lily-2012_2.jpgeaster lily 2012_2Easter Lily 2012https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hydrangea-2013.jpghydrangea 2013Hydrangea 20132013-04-19T02:29:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/03/25/lame-adventure-366-birds-of-a-feather/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen.jpgscreenOops.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/snoozing-bird.jpgsnoozing birdZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.2013-04-19T02:16:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/03/18/lame-adventure-365-i-numbskull/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/park-and-bridge.jpgpark and bridgePastoral shot of park doubling as eyeball cleanse.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/3-sculptures.jpg3. sculpturesTwo more miserable bronze dudes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/george-wallace-lookalikes.jpggeorge wallace lookalikesFrom this angle these guys brought to mind former governor of Alabama George Wallace.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2-sculptures.jpg2. sculpturesPutting their best peg leg forward.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/1-sculptures.jpg1. sculpturesHallelujah moment.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/metal-stands.jpgmetal standsMetal stands hogging sidewalk.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/plaza-hotel.jpgplaza hotelThe Plaza Hotel.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/united-enemies-email.jpgUnited Enemies emailTake fifteen seconds to read this.2013-03-25T00:43:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/03/11/lame-adventure-364-favorite-4-letter-f-word/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/crumpled-ten.jpgcrumpled tenActual crumpled ten bucks photographed later. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the-lying-lesson.jpgthe lying lessonBette David eyes or Carol Kane eyes on poster?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tony.jpgTONYGreat story about the greatest city.2013-03-18T01:59:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/03/07/lame-adventure-363-outsourced-lame-adventure-riding-in-style/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/goggles-dog.jpggoggles dogElsbeth's Goggles Dog iPhone gotcha shot.2013-03-21T17:12:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/03/04/lame-adventure-362-there-goes-more-of-the-neighborhood/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the-emerald.jpgThe EmeraldStarted the year that Mick Jagger was born.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ann-playbill.jpgAnn PlaybillEntertaining one woman show.2013-03-07T18:18:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/02/27/lame-adventures-361-air-raiding/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/attic-windows-2.jpgattic windows 2If we get bored inside we could always indulge our sense of vertigo on the roof.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/quarters.jpgquartersCheck out my commemorative quarters collection!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/my-view.jpgmy viewEntertaining.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/calhoun-school.jpgcalhoun schoolIf I stand in front of the Calhoun School long enough, will I get to see The Simpsons?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/apthorpe-detail-2.jpgapthorpe detail 2The Apthorp's rear entrance on West End Avenue.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/apthorpe-from-behind.jpgapthorp from behindThe Apthorp from behind.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/buildings-with-character-1.jpgbuildings with character 1Houses on West End Avenue oozing character and probably high rent.2013-03-02T22:46:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/02/18/lame-adventure-360-in-the-mood-for-sap/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cupcake.jpgcupcakeIf I were inclined to marry a cupcake, this would be The One.2013-02-25T18:30:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/08/lame-adventure-277-funny-valentines/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sp-w-cl.jpgSP w: CLSay it with Salmon Provencal and a chicken leg*.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tile-heart1.jpgtile hearthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tile-heart-e1328686629456.jpgtile heartBeen there, done that.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chocolate-puzzle-hearts.jpgchocolate puzzle heartsSay it with Jacques Torres* chocolate puzzle hearts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/flowers.jpgflowersSay it with flowers* provided no one is deathly allergic like me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vd-card.jpgVD cardSay it with a classy card.2013-02-16T04:29:25+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/02/10/lame-adventure-359-the-idiots-response-to-winter-storm-nemo/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nemo-stats.jpgNemo statsThe facts of Nemo (chart from The New York Times).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wheelchair.jpgwheelchair"Hey look, I found Granny's old wheelchair! Put it outside or what?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/little-table.jpglittle table"Put this table out when the neighbor's aren't looking."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mattress.jpgmattress"Get this mattress out of my sight now!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/buried-recycling.jpgburied recyclingPartially buried trash for recycling.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/plowed-in-car.jpgplowed in carDigging out this vehicle on a side street might induce a heart attack.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wea.jpgWEAVehicles on West End Avenue manageably plowed in.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/trash.jpgtrashFrozen bagged trash waiting for collection.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/buried-bike.jpgburied bikeAt least the seat will be dry.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clear-blue-sky.jpgclear blue skyGood time to be the sky.2013-02-16T04:28:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/02/07/lame-adventure-358-grumpy-young-man/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/office-window.jpgoffice windowThe view out my office window.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shinola.jpgshinolaI know shit from Shinola.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/powell-building.jpgpowell buildingPowell Buildinghttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/water-tower.jpgwater towerBright blue frigid cold sky.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/greek-coffee-cup.jpggreek coffee cupAuthentic Greek coffee cup flattened.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cobblestone-street.jpgcobblestone streetAuthentic cobblestone street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/franklin-street.jpgfranklin streetFranklin Street2013-02-12T03:25:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/02/03/lame-adventure-357-city-slickers-in-crunchy-ville/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mittens-e1359911196399.jpgmittensCharcoal and black - perfect colors to highlight the bloodshot in my eyes!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/goat.jpggoatNot this particular one.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cat.jpgcatYou stay on your side of the glass and I'll stay on mine.2013-02-16T18:10:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/01/28/lame-adventure-356-for-the-love-of-a-nickel/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nickel.jpgnickelFor this.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/buttafuoco.jpgbuttafuoco"I am always ready for my close-up!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cold.jpgcoldFreezing cold night.2013-02-16T18:10:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/01/15/lame-adventure-355-she-swims-with-the-fishes/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/somewhere-out-there.jpgsomewhere out thereNow we don't.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rolling-in-the-deep.jpgrolling in the deephttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ready-for-a-swim.jpgready for a swim"Is that supper I smell?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hello.jpghello!"Hello everyone!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/prepping-for-release.jpgprepping for releaseImportant announcement time.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ready-to-exit.jpgready to exit"All eyes are on me!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rolling.jpgrollingRiding in style.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sea-fluff.jpgsea fluffReal deal sea foam.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/truck.jpgtruckHotly pursuing a sea lion.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/celebrating.jpgcelebratingYay, the ocean where we can go cartwheeling and get hypothermia!2013-02-01T15:02:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/01/08/lame-adventure-354-gift-giving-insanity/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tc.jpgt&c"I pronounce Curly a keeper."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tb.jpgt&bChew on this!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mallard.jpgmallardWorst. Toy. Ever.2013-01-17T18:58:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/31/lame-adventure-265-realistic-resolutions/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2012-milton.jpg2012 MiltonMilton: "I'll drink to that!"2013-01-05T22:57:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2013/01/02/lame-adventure-353-fresh-start/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/skylark-1.jpgskylark 1Buick Skylark - road hog circa 1968.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/barbara-stub.jpgbarbara stubPay thirteen clams for a single movie -- not on my meager alms.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bagel-knot.jpgbagel knotPoppy seed bagel knot2013-01-13T17:29:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/12/29/lame-adventure-352-welcome-home-new-york-city-style/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/great-film-directors-stamps.jpgGreat Film Directors stampsI resisted asking if I could have all Billy Wilder since he's one of my all-time favorite filmmakers.2013-01-05T23:52:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/10/19/lame-adventure-350-time-tales-at-the-grind/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/finger.jpgfinger(not) Under Ling (anymore) giving me the index finger.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/thurber.jpgThurberNor Thurber, my family's dog, looking anxious in this picture my sister Dovima texted me as he's about to leave for the kennel.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dog.jpgdogNot this dog waiting patiently for his master to throw him a bone.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hearst-tower-2.jpghearst tower 2The rude guest that won't go away jutting out of the base.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/more-muses.jpgmore musesUnamused muses at the base.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hearst-tower.jpghearst towerResult: super modern glass and steel tower by architect Norman Foster that's been jutting out of the base since it opened in 2006.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/com-and-trag.jpgcom and tragComedy and Tragedy with plenty to laugh and cry about.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/classic-base-circa-1928.jpgclassic base circa 1928Hearst Tower base completed in 1928. Architect: Joseph Urban.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/watch.jpgwatchWaiting a minute to find out the day's date.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen.jpgscreen"Look at me! No Photoshop for you!"2012-11-18T07:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/10/16/lame-adventure-349-farewell-2012-new-york-film-festival/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pablo-larraine.jpgpablo larraineMilton's iPhone gotcha shot of Pablo Larraín.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pl.jpgPLPablo Larraín sitting between Antonia Zegers (left) and NYFF moderator Amy Taubin (right).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/iphone.jpgiPhoneMilton's iPhone with screensaver featuring Rita Hayworth and Glenn Ford in "Gilda".https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jrgm-jpr.jpgjrgm & jprJoão Rui Guerra da Mata (left), João Pedro Rodrigues, and NYFF moderator Melissa Anderson who Milton calls Mortimer Snerd. 2012-10-19T13:46:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/10/12/lame-adventure-348-before-and-after/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/restoration-sign.jpgrestoration signIt seems to be a very slow moving restoration.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/arm-after.jpgarm afterArm after.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/arm-before.jpgarm beforeArm before.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/memo.jpgmemoMemo.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/after.jpgafterAfter: "In the Center" under wraps under blue skies.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/before.jpgbeforeBefore: "In the Center" giving me the divining rod.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/saint-clear-cemin.jpgsaint clear cemin"In the Center" in the center of the exhibit map.2012-10-18T02:12:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/10/09/lame-adventure-347-new-york-film-festival-2012/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/red-carpet.jpgred carpetRed carpet.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sally-potter.jpgsally potterElle Fanning sitting in the center during post "Ginger and Rosa" screening q&a. Photo taken from balcony seat row c i.e., Antarctica.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo44.jpgphoto(44)Milton iPhone gotcha shot of Anjelica Huston trying to slip into Alice Tully Hall through a side door.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cm-1.jpgCM 1Milton's iPhone gotcha shot of Christian Mungiu mingling with fans post-"Beyond the Hills" screening.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo54.jpgphoto(54)Paparazzo Milton sees Michael Haneke milling around the Alice Tully Hall lobby pre-screening of "Amour".https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo56.jpgphoto(56)Guy playing the piano with his dog outside Alice Tully Hall on Saturday.2012-10-13T03:37:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/10/05/lame-adventure-346-the-old-bag-is-dying/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dumb-phone.jpgdumb phoneMy phone is worthless.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/time.jpgtime"What the hell's today's date?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/obama.jpgobamaReady for the next one.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/empty-gmail.jpgEmpty GmailRare sight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tree-upshot.jpgtree upshotHow things look in October.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tree-upshot-2.jpgtree upshot 2How the situation looked in September.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bag.jpgbag"I will outlive you, bitch."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bag-2.jpgbag 2Drunk with tree bagging power. "This tree is all mine!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/little-white-bag.jpglittle white bagHalcyon days of two bags in tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/march-tree-bags.jpgmarch tree bagsSame tree with hanging bags in March.2012-10-12T00:24:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/28/lame-adventure-263-out-of-my-element-and-into-nature/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bird-house.jpgbird houseAnyone home?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tree-stump.jpgtree stumpWhere'a the rest of the tree?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trail.jpgtrailMore flat trail. Hallelujah!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/national-geo-shot.jpgnational geo shotIf you've got it, flaunt it.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grade-down.jpggrade downUgh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grade-up.jpggrade upWhere's a safety harness?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hawk.jpghawk'Figaro!" Not quite.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/red-plane.jpgred planeZoom!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ducks-on-marsh-bank.jpgducks on marsh bankA moment of calm in-between an hour of fidgetinghttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ducks-swimming.jpgducks swimmingDucks enjoying a swim.2012-10-03T16:58:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/10/02/lame-adventure-345-stiffed-again/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/balloon-people.jpgballoon peopleI see balloon people.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ansonia.jpgansoniaAbove at the Ansonia, below lies my laundromat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/coin-tray.jpgcoin trayCoin tray.2012-10-05T03:01:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/28/lame-adventure-344-visiting-christopher-columbus-in-his-penthouse/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cc-strutting.jpgCC struttingThe original "I see land" pose.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/occupancy-sign.jpgoccupancy signNot wall art.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/framed-nyc-photos.jpgframed nyc photosMore wall art.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wall-art.jpgwall arthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/line.jpglineFast moving orderly line.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chris-regal-pose1.jpgchris regal poseLooking very Ta Da!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cu-chris.jpgcu chrisNice hat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/posing-with-chris.jpgposing with chrisVisitors like to duplicate the Columbus pose in front of the statue. Milton and I refrained.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/8th-avenue-south.jpg8th avenue southLooking south down Eighth Avenue.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/books-1.jpgbooks 1Unread but probably very carefully selected books.2012-10-08T13:40:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/25/lame-adventure-343-lets-put-on-an-art-exhibit/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/4-why.jpg4 whyFrontal side view Portrait of the Word "Why" reflecting some cityscape.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2-why.jpg2 whyRear sideview Portrait of the Word "Why"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/saint-clear-cemin.jpgsaint clear ceminSaint Clair Cemin on Broadway.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/29-in-the-center.jpg29 in the centerIn The Center, 2002, hydrocal, wood and metalhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/27-aphrodite.jpg27 aphroditePretty face.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/26-aphrodite.jpg26 aphroditeAphrodite, 2006, hammered copperhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/24-railriders-throne.jpg24 railrider's throneRailrider's Throne, 1991, welded steelhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/23-columbia-university.jpg23 columbia universityColumbia University 116th Street subway stop.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/21-keys.jpg21 keysKeys ready for their close-up.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/20-wind-keys.jpg20 wind & keysKeys in The Wind2012-09-28T16:53:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/21/lame-adventure-342-pia-lindstrom-and-beer-trucks/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mixed-message.jpgmixed messageMixed message, "Do I stay or do I go?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/balloon.jpgballoonMe if I were a balloon in this past sweltering summer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/beer-truck.jpgbeer truckBeer truck.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wispy-cloud.jpgwispy cloudWispy cloud.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/purple-stuffed-ape.jpgpurple stuffed apePurple stuffed ape in garbage can.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/red-1965-mustang.jpgred 1965 mustang1965 Ford Mustang parked on East 66th Street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fallout-shelter-sign.jpgfallout shelter signFallout shelter sign -- who knew that these are still around, much less still around the Upper West Side?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/theater.jpgtheaterNephew of Max Headroom did sink in his seat once show got underway.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/playkill.jpgplaykillA seriously funny spoof on Broadway musicals from Wicked to Once to The Book of Morman and several other shows in-between.2012-09-26T01:50:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/18/lame-adventure-341-mystery-pens/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cu-bag.jpgcu bagSignificant bag caught in branches.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tree-bagged.jpgtree baggedNew tree bagged.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chips.jpgchipsChips.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the-chosen-five.jpgthe chosen fiveThe chosen five pens.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ipad-box.jpgipad boxiPad box full of pens.2012-09-25T15:56:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/14/lame-adventure-340-up-on-the-roof-in-times-square/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/trough-of-popcorn.jpgtrough of popcornTas holding our dinner. I wished the AMC would have held our salt.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tas.jpgtas"Hey Tas, let's go back inside!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/times-square-building.jpgtimes square buildingThe Times Square Building and the former home of The New York Times.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/one-astor-plaza.jpgone astor plazaOne Astor Place.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/w-reflection.jpgw reflectionThe Westin even has a pretty reflection.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1-westin-times-square1.jpg1. westin times squareThe Westin Times Square.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/carter-hotel.jpgcarter hotelCarter Hotel.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/new-jersey.jpgnew jerseyA ship sailing the Hudson with New Jersey in the background.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/42nd-street.jpg42nd streetThe view looking west down 42nd Street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sunflower-seed-shells.jpgsunflower seed shellsSunflower seed detritus or possibly a sign of a visit from a Yankee or Met.2012-09-17T15:59:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/11/lame-adventure-339-funny-money/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/balloon-saloon.jpgballoon saloonVoted most fun store in New York City.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/crazy-cash.jpgcrazy cashReplenished funny money bowl!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/crazy-crayola.jpgcrazy crayolaCrazy Crayola protected!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/scattered-mess.jpgscattered messIs funny money and balloons not sacred?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/world-on-string.jpgworld on stringPlanet Earth on a string.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cash-jar.jpgcash jarFunny money bowl.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cowboy.jpgcowboyMr. Fun.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/balloon-saloon-card.jpgballoon saloon cardFoiled by Balloon Saloon!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/twrs.jpgtwrsDeceived!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fake-20-e1347348431458.jpgfake 20Looks are deceiving.2012-09-13T17:27:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/07/lame-adventure-338-kid-art/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/16-picasso-quote.jpg16. picasso quoteRefuse to grow up and write a blog.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/15-sock-monster.jpg15. sock monsterSock Monster (or where lost tube socks go )https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/13-faces-in-the-crowd.jpg13. faces in the crowdFaces in the Crowdhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/10-three-musicians-detail.jpg10. three musicians detailThree Musicians detail straight from the Bed Bath and Beyond kitchen accessories collection.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/9-three-musicians.jpg9. three musiciansThree Musicianshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/7-pins-close-up.jpg7. pins close upYep, clothes pins.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/6-pin-art.jpg6. pin artPin Art.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/4-room-for-art.jpg4. room for artRoom for Art.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2-atomic-hula.jpg2. atomic hulaAtomic Hula.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ps-9.jpgps 9To reiterate, P.S. 9.2012-09-13T17:29:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/09/04/lame-adventure-337-what-the-pluck/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chicken-soup.jpgchicken soupHave some chicken and noodles with that 890 mg of sodium per half cup of soup.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chicken.jpgchicken"I'll do the chicken dance to that idea!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/satchel.jpgsatchelWhat's my satchel doing there?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rotis-chick-1.jpgrotis chick 1Bet it's hot in there.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wrapped-broilers.jpgwrapped broilersNo feathers in this group.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/national-chicken-month.jpgnational chicken monthThis is enough to ruffle the feathers.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/3-chickens.jpg3 chickensThree hens snacking on the lawn.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/flip-flips.jpgFlip flipsMystery solved.2012-09-08T18:42:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/30/lame-adventure-336-annual-exams-and-future-goals/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scale.jpgscaleSee you next year!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blueberry-scone.jpgblueberry sconeFresh blueberry scone.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/yogurt.jpgyogurtThe Fage yogurt quartethttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pain.jpgpainNo ones laughing out loud in this group.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/monet.jpgmonetExamination room wall art inspired by a funeral home.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/purell.jpgpurellNo comment.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/examination-table.jpgexamination tableAll aboard.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/eyesore-tree.jpgeyesore treeSpastically branched tree against clear blue sky.2012-09-06T18:59:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/27/lame-adventure-335-overdue/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pencils.jpgpencilsExamples of more pencils in our future.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/spent-pencil.jpgspent pencilFirst spent pencil memorial.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sharpened.jpgsharpened"Look! Nice and pointy!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sharpening.jpgsharpening(not) Under Ling (anymore) performing first pencil sharpening.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sharpener.jpgsharpenerEnd result.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blanca.jpgBlancaBlanca: coolest pooch in my 'hood.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mummy.jpgmummyFinally shed those extra pounds.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lying-down.jpglying downHm, can this double as a passport photo?2012-08-30T13:48:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/23/lame-adventure-334-lost-and-found/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/b-peel-t-can.jpgb peel & t canSide by side. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pizza-party.jpgpizza partyPizza party!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/newspaper.jpgnewspaperGood to know. Glad I read what's lying in the street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/popcorn-popper.jpgpopcorn popper"I've seen better days."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/chair-legs-casters.jpgchair legs & casters"I feel detached."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bed-bugs.jpgbed bugsBig business.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mats.jpgmatsMats. Next stop can to frame left.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/boots.jpgbootsElf-toed boots.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sofa.jpgsofaSofa with feet detached.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/microwave-in-chair.jpgmicrowave in chairOne of a kind combo -- microwave in chair.2012-09-02T14:33:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/16/lame-adventure-332-pink-pugs-in-paris/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tv-in-mirror.jpgtv in mirrorTV in bathroom.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-last-set-of-cool-flowers-in-lobby.jpgthe last set of cool flowers in lobbyFinal flower shot.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/view-of-my-city-from-ride.jpgview of my city from rideBird's eye view of Paris from Ferris wheel.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ride-in-central-park.jpgride in central parkFerris wheel in Paris's Central Park aka Jardin des Tuilerieshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mike-at-fountain.jpgmike at fountainMike passed out peeing into fountain?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/more-cool-flowers-in-lobby.jpgmore cool flowers in lobbyMore cool flowers in hotel lobby.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/socialized-medicine-part-une.jpgsocialized medicine part uneL'hopital des Invalides or in Mike-speak, the original Obamacare.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gallic-phallic-1.jpggallic phallic 1Eiffel Tower.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/louvre.jpglouvreThe Louvre where Mike and The Bride soaked up more culture.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/front-gate-to-af-paris.jpgfront gate to a&f parisFront gate to Abercrombie & Fitch.2012-08-20T04:45:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/13/lame-adventure-331-what-a-scream/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pretty-flowers.jpgpretty flowersNice in a planter, not nice anywhere on my person.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mini-cooper-2.jpgmini cooper 2Ridiculous from the front.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mini-cooper-1.jpgmini cooper 1Ridiculous from the rear.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bounty.jpgbountySex is over-rated.2012-08-16T23:56:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/09/lame-adventure-330-from-barnyard-puppets-to-neighborhood-pooches/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/b1.jpgB1"Arf you, Mrs. McCrank!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/b2.jpgB2"That be me!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/satchels.jpgsatchelsWhat is in these bags?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bill-e1.jpgBill ELow maintenance puppet pet. Just dust off once a week.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mean-streak.jpgMean StreakMeanie on the lookout.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/house-rules.jpghouse rulesDeal with the devil circa 1983.2012-08-13T19:46:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/06/lame-adventure-329-the-gift-of-goat/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bill-e.jpgBill E.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/treasure-bond.jpgtreasure & bondTreasure & Bondhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sober-as-a-judge.jpgsober as a judge"I'm sober as a judge!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/unwrapped.jpgunwrappedWedge of Drunken Goat unwrapped with signature wine soaked rind.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/goat-pillows-e1344234207758.jpggoat pillowsLittle goat pillows.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hic.jpghic!Drunken Goat. "Hic!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wrapped.jpgwrappedDrunken Goat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/packaged-goat-cheese.jpgpackaged goat cheeseGoat cheese with French names. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/goat-logs.jpggoat logsGet your goat logs, goat medallions, goat Olympic medals here.2012-08-08T14:25:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/08/01/lame-adventure-328-hanging-around/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bag-4.jpgbag 4"I'm right here!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bag-3.jpgbag 3Close-up.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bag-2.jpgbag 2Medium shot.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bag-1.jpgbag 1Same tree more than four months later.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/march-2.jpgmarch 2Go ahead, take a closer look.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/march-tree-bags.jpgmarch tree bagsBags in tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/march-1.jpgmarch 1That's the tree in March.2012-08-13T03:35:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/30/lame-adventure-327-going-for-the-gold-in-inactivity/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/global-fat-scale-me.jpgGlobal Fat Scale MeMy Global Fat Scale results -- I can finish eating my cookies!2012-08-04T14:59:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/27/lame-adventure-326-uncle-vanya-and-tom-hanks/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tom-hanks.jpgTom HanksMilton stalks Tom Hanks with his iPhone.2012-08-04T14:53:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/23/lame-adventure-325-hanging-out-in-my-back-yard/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/60-woman-walking-dog.jpg60. woman walking dogThink I'll take the scenic route back.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/59-belvedere-castle.jpg59. belvedere castleJust a castle in the big city.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/58-turtle.jpg58. turtle"MIchael Phelps has nothing on me!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/57-ducks.jpg57. ducksWe love this weather and, oh yeah, quack.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/56-great-lawn.jpg56. great lawnGreat Lawn under beautiful blue sky.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/54-the-tempest-statue.jpg54. the tempest statueDon't mess with this guy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/53-romeo-juliet-statue.jpg53. romeo & juliet statueHey Romeo & Juliet, get a room!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/55-delacorte-theater-sign.jpg55. delacorte theater signTerrific free theater -- if you can get a ticket.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/52-shakespeares-garden.jpg52. shakespeare's gardenGreens for the Bard.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/51-swedish-cottage-marionette-theatre.jpg51. swedish cottage marionette theatreSwedish puppets only steps away from my humble abode!2012-08-10T16:44:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/13/lame-adventure-322-cake-chaos/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/stabbed-plate.jpgstabbed plateStabbed plate held by Elsbeth.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mutilated-slice.jpgmutilated sliceMutiliated slice (not) Under Ling (anymore) cuts for me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/perfect-slice.jpgperfect slicePicture perfect slice (not) Under Ling (anymore) cuts for herself.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/raspberry-tart.jpgraspberry tartHow about a raspberry tart like this decorated with one candle?2012-07-21T02:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/18/lame-adventure-324-mother-nature-flips-me-the-bird/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/95.jpg95That's what you get for staring.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/94.jpg94Believe it.2012-07-24T13:27:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/16/lame-adventure-323-one-of-those-days/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/banana-slug.jpgbanana slugMy co-usher as shown in the animal kingdom.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gum-e1342421149898.jpggumIt smelled like spearmint.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/butterfly.jpgbutterflyFree as this butterfly!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lizard.jpglizardCute lizard since I don't have a shot of an ugly toad in my library.2012-07-18T03:58:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/09/lame-adventure-321-sunday-in-the-park-with-lola/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ass.jpgassClick. Yikes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comedy-audience.jpgcomedy audienceShade loving comedy audience.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bocce-ball-players.jpgbocce ball playersA game that doubles as a sleep aid.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comedy-sign.jpgcomedy sign"Let's find the bocce courts so we can find the comedy!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sheeps-meadow-shade-worshippers.jpgsheeps' meadow shade worshippersSheep's Meadow shade worshippers clustered under trees.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sheeps-meadow-sun-bathers.jpgsheep's meadow sun bathersScattered Sheep's Meadow sun bathers.2012-07-14T16:07:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/04/lame-adventure-320-me-in-drag/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sea-lion.jpgsea lionFat chance.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/les-miserables.jpgles miserablesLes Miserables.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/awkward-family-photos.jpgawkward family photosCrappy cell phone photo.2012-07-08T22:30:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/07/02/lame-adventure-319-baking-in-the-apple/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/big-little-vornado.jpgbig & little vornadoWorld class hot air blowers.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tower-remote3.jpgTower remoteWarning: pointing at self will not activate tower air circulator.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tower-vornado.jpgtower vornadoNew Vornado tower fan standing proudly inside my sanctum sanctorum. Offscreen, I am lying in a fetal position on the floor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/everest.jpgeverestWhere's a sherpa when I need one?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tower-outside.jpgtower outsideNew Vornado tower fan resting outside my building. I am offscreen inhaling oxygen out of a tank.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/backup-vornado.jpgbackup vornadoLittle workhorse Vornado fan that's multidirectional and can blast air 65 feet.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/salad.jpgsaladSalad days.2012-07-04T23:44:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/06/29/lame-adventure-318-the-lion-in-summer/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/metrosexual.jpgmetrosexual"Does this French sailor shirt make me look fat, babe?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/casanova.jpgCasanovaA slice of snafu?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/milton-b-day-card.jpgMilton b-day cardAudrey Hepburn eyes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tony.jpgTonyMilton.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/4-m-weebles.jpg4 m weebles2012-07-02T12:21:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/06/25/lame-adventures-317-new-york-city-gay-pride-march-2012/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/au-revoir-mr-pansy.jpgau revoir mr. pansyMr. Pansy at the end walking with the Gay City News truck until we meet again in 2013.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/248-chief.jpg248. chiefChief.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/242-pole-dancer.jpg242. pole dancerPole dancer making it look uncomfortable.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/241-gay-mormons.jpg241. gay mormonsLGBT Mormons.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/240-pride-dress.jpg240. pride dressPride in a gown.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/239-marx-not-madge-guy.jpg239. marx not madge guyOccupy Wall Street marcher with Madonna issues.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/232-go-magazine-float.jpg232. go magazine floatGo Magazine float.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/231-go-girls.jpg231. go girlsGo girls.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/230-offerings.jpg230. offeringsShe brings offerings but it's not food so we pass.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/228-israeli-gay-guys.jpg228. israeli gay guysIsraeli guys marching.2012-12-18T03:22:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/06/22/lame-adventure-316-home-is-where-the-heat-is/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/15-dead-guy.jpg15. dead guyDid he make an ineloquent thud?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/14-sensational-hot-sauce.jpg14. sensational hot sauceSensational hot sauce, or so I've been told.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/13-house-agua.jpg13. house aguaMy bottle of House Agua.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/12-limonada-fresca.jpg12. LIMONADA FRESCAChug a lug ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/9-camarones-criollos.jpg9. CAMARONES CRIOLLOSMofongo Relleno de Camarones - oh, to be able to eat something like this again!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/11-bistec-encebollado.jpg11. BISTEC ENCEBOLLADOBistec Encebollardo - does not rhyme with chicken.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/10-pollo-al-horno.jpg10. POLLO AL HORNOPollo al Horno - simple but delicious.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/8-order-marker.jpg8. order markerOur order, lucky number 38.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/6-hepburn-bustle.jpg6. hepburn & bustleHepburn in foreground, hustle and bustle in background.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/7-plantain-paperweight.jpg7. plantain paperweightDual purpose plantain -- food and napkin weight.2012-06-23T20:50:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/06/14/lame-adventure-315-out-of-the-comfort-zone/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thurber-spread.jpgThurber spread"Put the camera down and lie on the floor like me!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thurber-2.jpgThurber 2"Where’s the cat? He's a great excuse to bark!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thurber-3.jpgThurber 3"You only power sleep on weekends? I do it daily!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thurber.jpgThurberI'm not fun to hang out with doggie a mano?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/just-kids.jpgjust kids72 pages in; I may actually finish reading this one.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pole-gum.jpgpole gumLooky here, some cretin stuck their gum on the overhead pole!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pigeons.jpgpigeonsWe’re accepting carrier pigeon resumes if either of you would care to apply. We'll pay you in Girl Scout cookies.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beacon.jpgBeaconThe Beacon Theater on the Upper West Side.2012-06-21T23:56:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/06/09/lame-adventure-315-broadway-unplugged/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jacobs-once.jpgjacobs onceBefore the show starts, "Once" audience members can walk on the stage and purchase a drink at the on stage bar. Truly this is my kind of show.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/brooks-pts.jpgBrooks P&tS"Peter and the Starcatcher" - a fun show about lost boys. Brooks Atkinson was a theater critic for The New York Times from 1925 to 1960. This theater was named for him in 1960, but I would have done it sooner in the hope that kissing his ass might compel him to give the shows I produced better reviews.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nederlander-newsies.jpgnederlander newsiesEdward Albee's "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" debuted here in 1962 when it was called the Billy Rose Theatre. The production cost $42,000 to stage.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/les-miz-plaque.jpgLes Miz plaqueCertainly a living legend at the theater box office.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imperial-nice-work.jpgimperial nice workNicer work at the box office was when Les Misérables ran here for over 12 years of its 16 year run.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/marquis-evita.jpgMarquis EvitaI see the name. Where's the entrance to see the show?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rodgers-porgy-bess.jpgRodgers Porgy & BessThe Gershwins' Porgy and Bess - and excellent production.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/music-box-one-man.jpgmusic box one manAcross the street from the Booth is the Music Box where the raucous British comedy One Man Two Guvnors is being staged. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/booth-odc.jpgbooth odcThe Booth Theatre opened on October 16, 1913. Looking pretty good for pushing 100.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cort-lyons.jpgCort lyonsSee Linda Lavin roar here!2012-06-21T23:59:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/06/04/lame-adventure-313-what-do-i-know/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/venus-in-fur.jpgvenus in fur"Venus in Fur" debuted off-Broadway at Classic Stage Company before transferring to Broadway last fall. It's received Tony award nominations for Best Play and Best Actress (Nina Arianda).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/once.jpgoncePeople parked outside the Jacobs theater hoping for tickets to "Once".https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peter.jpgpeter"Peter and the Starcatcher", a play I volunteer ushered off-Broadway that has transferred to Broadway and is now nominated for 9 Tony awards.2012-06-08T14:04:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/31/lame-adventure-312-read-my-mind/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/overhead-view-roll.jpgoverhead view rollThree Seed roll.2012-06-02T00:37:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/28/lame-adventure-311-not-another-day-at-the-office/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/uncle-mickey.jpguncle mickeyUncle Mickey Sam aka it must be hot in there.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/military-hardware.jpgmilitary hardwarePossibly one of these rocket launchers in my building will persuade My Loudly Singing Neighbor that I mean business when I request he shut the hell up with the warbling after 10 pm.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/marines-setting-up-show-tell.jpgmarines setting up show & tellMarines setting up show and tell in Duffy Square.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hummer.jpghummerHummer. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/behemoth-nose.jpgbehemoth noseSnout of Big Long Hunk of Many Wheels I nearly walked into. That would have hurt.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/behemoth-2.jpgbehemoth 2Looking down the snout of the Big Long Hunk of Many Wheels.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rbt-w-marines.jpgrbt w: marinesMarine climbing out of Real Big Truck. I'd probably sprain an ankle doing this.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/real-big-truck.jpgreal big truckReal big truck.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/behemoth.jpgbehemothBig Long Hunk of Wheels.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/squares-berries1.jpgsquares & berriesSquares and blueberries. Not quite the dullest breakfast ever but in that neighborhood.2012-05-30T20:50:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/25/lame-adventure-310-couch-potato-hero/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/eugene-polley.pngEugene PolleyEugene Polley.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sony-tv.jpgSony TVSony .24 set circa 2001.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flash-matic-ad.pngflash matic adThe start of fat ass-ness.2012-05-29T02:37:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/21/lame-adventure-309-eye-catchers/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/woytuk-3-big-apples.jpgwoytuk 3 big applesI'd rather see this parked outside my building any time.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/woytuk-hens.jpgwoytuk hensUrban egg layers.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/woytuk-falling-apples.jpgwoytuk falling applesHow do like them apples? I do! I also like the raven on top.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/butt-naked-mannequin.jpgbutt naked mannequinThat mannequin's butt naked! Hide the small fry!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/boring-highrise.jpgboring highriseAnother innocuous tall box.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/window-matzah.jpgwindow matzahWindow dressing matzo -- move over Martha Stewart.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/urban-blight.jpgurban blightNot to be confused with Angelina Jolie on her worst hair day ever.2012-05-25T13:52:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/17/lame-adventure-308-little-people-power/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/perfectly-fine.jpgperfectly fineI'm perfectly fine right here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chosen-few.jpgchosen fewThe chosen few.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/floss.jpgflossHaul of floss.2012-05-18T13:44:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/14/lame-adventure-307-dental-floss-hunting/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/buynowdirect.jpgBuyNowDirectCountMeOuthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mint-waxed-e1336981161107.jpgmint waxedThe Ford Pinto of dental floss.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/forearm.jpgforearmPasty white forearm dotted with freckles, liver spots, melanoma?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/reach-woven-floss.jpgReach Woven FlossThe Cadillac of dental floss.2013-06-07T00:27:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/11/lame-adventure-306-technical-difficulties/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/new-machine.jpgnew machine"Talk to me. I'm a good listener."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/5-minutes.jpg5 minutesFive minutes to get it to print. Another 115 minutes to get it to fax ... Probably because everyone uses email.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/new-machine-box.jpgnew machine boxReady.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alarm-light.jpgalarm lightOminous red alarm light.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/test-fax-e1336718928965.jpgtest faxTest fax.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/canon-fax-machine.jpgcanon fax machine"Help me. I need a new roller."2012-05-12T17:19:21+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/07/lame-adventure-305-look-up-in-the-sky/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jack-purcell-sneakers.jpgjack purcell sneakersNot heading for a lamppost.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/candy-toothbrush.jpgcandy & toothbrushUnlikely couple -- See's Almond Royals and new toothbrush.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bag-2.jpgbag 2Bag 2 hanging around, "I like this neighborhood. It's a very safe place to be a bag in a tree."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bag-1.jpgbag 1Bag 1 continuing to make itself at home, "The view is outstanding from up here!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/shoe-3.jpgshoe 3Are these things going to break loose and fall on my head?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/shoe-2.jpgshoe 2Allow me to defog my glasses ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/shoe-1.jpgshoe 1Lamppost at 79th and Broadway on Manhattan's Upper West Side.2012-05-23T17:46:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/04/lame-adventure-304-annual-day-of-dread/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/milton-card.jpgmilton cardClassic birthday card to me from Milton.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dance.jpgdanceThat ain't happening either.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rainbow1.jpgrainbowExcellent seats.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ataulfo-mangoes.jpgataulfo mangoesWarning: Ataulfo mangoes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/no-name.jpgno nameFor no name me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cake-menu.jpgcake menuDon't screw this up.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cake.jpgcakeTa da!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/martini-max-card.jpgmartini max cardTrademark Martini Max-style card. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hb-sees-e1336168968367.jpgHB See'sBox of hand-picked all dark chocolate See's candy from my sister Dovima.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ogt.jpgogtSure. That's me.2012-05-08T18:25:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/05/01/lame-adventure-303-am-i-hallucinating/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cd-tile.jpgcd & tileReality bites.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cinnamon-raisin.jpgcinnamon raisinCinnamon raisin bitch goddess.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rainbow.jpgrainbowLooking up under the rainbow.2012-05-02T05:07:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/27/lame-adventure-302-wacky-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fax-machine.jpgfax machineToto, we're not in Nebraska anymore.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/function.jpgfunctionSo many buttons, so much confusion.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fixya.jpgFixYaBetter name of site ConfuseYa.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/watch-and-fax.jpgwatch and faxProving that point.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pigeon.jpgpigeonLet's trade places. You write this blog.2012-04-29T17:14:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/24/lame-adventure-301-suicide-by-sandwich/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/suicide-sandwich-e1335246428940.jpgsuicide sandwichEat me.2012-04-29T17:14:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/19/5799/2012-04-21T22:39:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/16/lame-adventure-300-blogologues-the-spawn-of-blogging-and-theater/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/glingers.jpgglingersDavid Thomas Brown waving his gloves that are just fingers posted by Helen Killer on regretsy.com.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stinky-suitcase.jpgstinky suitcaseThe suitcase that reeked of skunk I stood next to at I photographed The Players Theatre and the Minetta Tavern.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/minetta-tavern.jpgminetta tavernThe legendary Minetta Tavern located directly across the street from The Players Theatre.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/players-theatre.jpgplayers theatreThe Players Theatre located at 115 MacDougal Street in Greenwich Village.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/matthew-jen.jpgmatthew & jenMatthew Cox and Jen Jamula performing David Holub's "A Word to the Graduates" posted on mcsweeneys.net.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/alli-wendy.jpgalli & wendyAllison Goldberg (left) and Wendy Joy (right) in Passover and Out posted by Jessica Schnall on alonewithcats.wordpress.com/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jen.jpgjenJen Jamula as a sorority girl reading a post written by Natalia Darque published on smashwords.com.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cast.jpgcasthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jen-alli-2.jpgjen & alli 2"Can you just focus on endorsing the show?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/poster.jpgposterSee. This. Show.2012-04-17T19:43:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/12/lame-adventure-299-pointless-mysteries/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/orchid-001.jpgorchid 001The bathroom orchid.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sink-orchid.jpgsink orchid"Can a plant have some privacy around here?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beverages.jpgbeveragesChug a lug.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chips-sans-sneaker-e1334214536163.jpgchips sans sneakerWhat 20 chips look like in a bowl sans sneaker.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chips-with-sneaker-e1334214487511.jpgchips with sneakerWhat 20 chips look like in a bowl with a sneaker.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reduced-fat-chips.jpgreduced fat chipsBet you can't eat just 20.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/easter-lily.jpgeaster lilyFragrant Easter lily.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shaft-of-light.jpgshaft of lightHand-free light shaft.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/clouds.jpgcloudsCloud porn.2012-04-20T02:30:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/09/lame-adventure-298-untitled-298-2012/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sculpture-garden.jpgsculpture gardenSculpture Garden residents.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/untitled-213-1989.jpgUntitled #213. 1989.Untitled #213. 1989. Photo from MoMA web site. Got unibrow?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/untitled-469-2008.jpgUntitled #469. 2008Untitled #469.2008. From MoMA web site.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/untitled-424-2004.jpgUntitled #424. 2004Untitled #424. 2004. Post card available form MoMA gift shop for two bucks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/untitled-film-still-6-1977-e1333958767554.jpgUntitled Film Still #6. 1977Untitled Film Still #6. 1977. Photograph of post card available in MoMA gift shop for two bucks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/untitled-463-2007-2008.jpgUntitled #463. 2007-2008Untitled #463. 2007-2008 from MoMA web site.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cindy-mural.jpgCindy MuralCindy Sherman Mural. Photo from MoMA web site.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ticket.jpgticketFree ticket!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cindy-sherman.jpgcindy shermanhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/moma-2.jpgMoMA 2Front entrance.2012-04-12T17:29:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/09/lame-adventure-289-spring-preview/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/67-degrees.jpg67 degreesIt's 67 degrees!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/13-bikes.jpg13 bikesYou don't even have to pay to park. Yet.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/11-1891.jpg11 1891You look lovely for 121.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shag-carpet-dog-e1331277714402.jpgshag carpet dog“I’m dreaming of being a shag carpet.”https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/10-tree-climber.jpg10 tree climber"Bet you can't do this, Lady!" "Bet you're right, Sonny!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/9-pink-tutu.jpg9 pink tutuBut keeping it real with winter boots.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/8-sasha-vaughn.jpg8 sasha & vaughnSpecial Someones Sasha and Vaughn.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/7-pursuing-a-mate.jpg7 pursuing a mate"C'mon, baby, check out my collection of pizza crusts in my nest." https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shamrocks.jpgshamrocksGreen beer and green bagel time is coming!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/6-flowers.jpg6 flowersI'll take one of everything.2012-04-05T03:17:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/04/lame-adventure-297-tres-chouette/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-borgias-unveiled-outside.jpgthe borgias unveiled outsideHey, look up!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/decadence.jpgdecadenceVote Decadence today!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jeremy-and-me.jpgjeremy and meJeremy and me (look closely).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bed-post.jpgbed postSt. Patrick's Gate used as bed post - some conversation piece before making sleepy or whatever time.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gold-coins.jpggold coinsNo, not foiled chocolate. I tried to eat one. Nearly broke a tooth.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wide-shot-left.jpgwide shot leftLounging around.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bathing-beauty.jpgbathing beautyNo place for Mr. Bubble.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wideshot-inside-right.jpgwideshot inside rightWe have this.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wide-shot-outside.jpgwide shot outsideWhat have we here?2012-06-06T17:24:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/04/02/lame-adventure-296-visiting-brew-york-city/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beauty-shot.jpgbeauty shotGood stuff!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/good-head.jpggood headWho doesn't love good head?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/popped-growler.jpgpopped growlerPopped and eh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mug.jpgmugThe no-nonsense glass mug.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/daffy.jpgdaffyThe Daffy Duck side of the glass.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pepe.jpgpepeThe Pepe le Peu side of a glass.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/new-growler.jpgnew growlerNew non-growling growler waiting to be popped.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/good-to-go.jpggood to goI'm good to go and rethink my outlook on life!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lyndon-filling-growler.jpglyndon filling growlerLyndon the Helpful filling my growler.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tree-bagging.jpgtree baggingCan Pedro also like this?2012-04-03T13:20:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/28/lame-adventure-295-tree-trash-update/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bag-3.jpgbag 3Fairway bag in full bloom in its dual guises: free advertising and litter.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bag-2.jpgbag 2White bag hanging in there.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bag-1.jpgbag 1Bags still in branches eager for their close-ups.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dark-choc-ed.jpgdark choc edColleague-approved Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Edamame.2012-04-01T14:42:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/26/lame-adventures-294-trees-and-trash/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/magic-hour-tree-4.jpgmagic hour tree 4An original way to pursue ad space: hang your ad off these branches?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/magic-hour-tree-3.jpgmagic hour tree 3Barren branches decorated with trash.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/magic-hour-tree-2.jpgmagic hour tree 2The Miss Gulch of trees.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/magic-hour-tree-1.jpgmagic hour tree 1Voluptuous tree in full bloom -- the kind of tree I'd want to date and introduce to my family.2012-03-28T17:18:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/12/lame-adventure-186-i%e2%80%99ll-sneeze-to-that/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/final-entries.jpgFinal entriesFinal entries.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sneeze-diary-2011.jpgSneeze Diary 2011https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sneeze-diary-2010.jpgSneeze Diary 2010Sneeze Diary at start of this count in May 2010https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lame-sneeze-count.jpgLame Sneeze Count2012-03-25T23:12:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/23/lame-adventure-293-missing-magazine-crusader/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trinity-of-happiness.jpgtrinity of happinessPortrait of a good week in Lame Adventures-land -- everything delivered!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/davids-harpers.jpgDavid's Harper'sApril issue of Harper's magazine.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mocking-bird.jpgmocking birdHa, ha, ha, I'm outside in the sun and you're behind bars!2012-03-26T14:19:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/20/lame-adventure-292-food-porn/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chicken-looking-away.jpgchicken looking awayLevain Bakery ever going away! I can't face it!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/levain-cookies-e1332222211575.jpglevain cookiesDark chocolate peanut butter chip on left and dark chocolate chocolate chip on right. Cookie bliss somewhere in-between.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/levain-bakery-storefront.jpglevain bakery storefrontIf this picture was scented it would reek of the aroma of chocolate.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cake-slice.jpgcake slicehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/miltons-cake-e1332221567555.jpgmilton's cakeYellow cake with white butter-cream frosting, strawberry filling. 2012-03-22T18:05:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/15/lame-adventure-291-bird-brained/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tail-feather-shot.jpgtail feather shot"This feels so good on the tail feathers, it makes me want to coo even louder!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/220px-lochnessmonster.jpg220px-LochnessmonsterLoch Ness monster from Wikipedia.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/loch-ness-birdy.jpgloch ness birdyCool shot!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mourning-dove.jpgmourning dove"I'm not ready for my close-up."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/perched-mourning-dove.jpgperched mourning doveSo close and yet so far "gotcha!" shot. "If only Elsbeth would have let me buy a zoom lens for this camera..."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/perched-nula.jpgperched nula"Gotcha!" shot of (not) Under Ling (anymore) perched at the window.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/behemoth-canon.jpgbehemoth canonCanon Behemoth.2012-03-17T16:47:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/12/lame-adventure-290-visiting-the-world-virtually/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-lower-28.jpgThe Lower 28Lower 28 visitors to Lame Adventures-land, probably all eager to scram and not return.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-middle-31.jpgThe Middle 31Middle 31 visitors to Lame Adventures-land.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/top-31-visitors.jpgTop 31 visitorsTop 31 visitors to Lame Adventures-land. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/waterbug.jpgwaterbugBug porn.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/world-map.jpgWorld MapI suck in China.2012-07-03T14:01:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/07/lame-adventure-288-monday-mornings-mayhem/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mopey-carton-opened.jpgmopey carton openedIf this milk carton could talk, what might it say? Talking Milk Carton: F.U.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twin-cartons.jpgtwin cartonsTwin cartons -- happy conformist on left, difficult mope on right.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twinkies.jpgtwinkiesTwinkies on the (not) Under Ling (anymore) mind.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mopey-carton.jpgmopey cartonThe devil's milk carton ... possible horror film idea?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cuppa-flakes.jpgcuppa flakesSemi-milked cup of flakes.2012-03-08T19:11:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/05/lame-adventure-287-playing-with-food/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/6-coke-dunk.jpg6 coke dunkRegular Coke dunk.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/24-overhead-view.jpg24 overhead viewOverhead view.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/23-sideview.jpg23 sideviewResults at day's end.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/22-chunks.jpg22 chunksChunks of Twinkie in regular Coke. The key word is, "Gnarly."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/21-fork-submerging-regular.jpg21 fork submerging regularGreg blending Twinkie in regular Coke.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20-fork-submerge-diet.jpg20 fork submerge dietGreg blending mashed Twinkie in Diet Coke.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/19-fork-piercing-hardened-surface.jpg19 fork piercing hardened surface6 1/2 hours later: Greg piercing surface of Twinkie semi-submerged in Diet Coke noting that the crust has hardened.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/18-floating-in-filling.jpg18 floating in filling4 hours later: Twinkie in Diet Coke nesting in bed of leaked filling.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/14-diet-floating1.jpg14 diet floatinghttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/17-regular-dissolving.jpg17 regular dissolvingSide view partially dissolved Twinkie semi-sunk in battery acid, oops, regular Coke.2012-03-07T05:03:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/03/01/lame-adventure-286-foiled/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/townhouse-008.jpgtownhouse 008Upon closer inspection, still missing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/townhouse-009.jpgtownhouse 009Where did it go?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wreath-house.jpgwreath houseChristmas in January and February townhouse.2012-03-08T01:18:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/28/lame-adventure-285-barrier-method/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gregs-fist.jpggreg's fistGreg's fist pole pressing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pub-mix.jpgpub mixHow I cover my sodium intake.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gs-cookies.jpgGS cookiesHit flavors.2012-03-01T00:10:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/26/lame-adventure-284-handicapping-the-oscars-lame-adventures-style/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/oscar-poster.jpgOscar posterThe buff guy's back night.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/viola-cake1-e1330278527295.jpgviola cakeMy buddy Milton shows his support for Viola with cake!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/viola-cake-e1330278331528.jpgviola cakeMy buddy Milton shows his support for Viola with cake!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/classy-lassie.jpgclassy lassieClassy lassie friend of mine with her unique brand of Oscar fever.2012-02-26T22:26:06+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/23/lame-adventure-283-copy-crap/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/yd.jpgYDDaylight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/iphone-4s-ad-e1329976363172.jpgiPhone 4S adFoggy to me.2012-03-21T13:18:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/21/lame-adventure-282-slight-heart-attack-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/glove.jpggloveA glove with a soggy, furry cuff that a considerate soul placed here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/planter.jpgplanterScene of the crime.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/flattened-pigeon.jpgflattened pigeonSplat the pigeon.2013-01-06T22:16:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/18/lame-adventure-281-were-in-good-company/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/leo-449.jpgLeo 449Leo showing off.2012-02-19T15:34:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/16/lame-adventure-280-common-stupidity/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/boxes.jpgboxesIs. This. Necessary?2012-02-20T04:34:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/13/lame-adventure-278-new-york-hospitality/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/harmonica-mars-bar.jpgharmonica mars barPerfect for the woman that loves Chanel.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vc-note.jpgVC noteSincere sounding adopt-a-vacuum-cleaner note.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vacuum-cleaner.jpgvacuum cleanerAdopt-a-vacuum-cleaner.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/odd-looking-stuffed-fish.jpgodd looking stuffed fishBack by no demand, odd looking stuffed fish that reminded me of a tennis ball.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/boots-and-umbrella.jpgboots and umbrellaEyesore Collection Purple Plaid Rainboots. Look for thme in the finest neighborhoods in Manhattan.2012-02-15T00:11:37+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/06/lame-adventure-276-super-gripes/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nfc-1981-ticket-e1328513150544.jpgNFC 1981 ticketCue Barbra Streisand singing "The Way We Were" on the soundtrack.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/super-bowl-crap.jpgsuper bowl crapWho needs this crap?2012-02-07T18:27:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/02/02/lame-adventure-275-depressing-sight/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/moleskine.jpgmoleskineMy battered Moleskin notebook safe and sound ... for now.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/close-up.jpgclose upLittle green notebook meeting its depressing end.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/long-shot.jpglong shot"Is that what I think it is?"2012-03-02T01:08:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/25/lame-adventure-273-says-who/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/post-its-on-pallet.jpgpost its on palletMy next career move, glueing sticky notes onto miniature wooden pallets.2012-01-26T05:24:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/21/lame-adventure-272-the-white-stuffs-back/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/uncollected-trash.jpguncollected trashUncollected trash.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/unhappier-bike.jpgunhappier bikeUnhappier bike, "Why the hell can't you take the rest of me inside?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/unhappy-vespa.jpgunhappy vespaUnhappy Vespa, "Someone please tell my owner it's winter!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kids.jpgKids"We will not be denied!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sign.jpgsignShirley, you jest!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/er.jpgEREleanor Roosevelt stature wearing a shawl of snow across her shoulders as well as a splat in the eye.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rsp-entrance.jpgRSP entranceCurrier and Ives-y looking southern entrance to Riverside Park.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/new-left-boot.jpgnew left bootFoot in snow boot with power to devour lit matches.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lands-end.jpglands endNew boots. Ugly style. Great price.2013-10-23T14:04:37+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/19/lame-adventure-271-mood-altering-substance/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/assam.jpgassamHerbal essence?2012-01-20T19:58:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/17/lame-adventure-270-thats-the-way-the-cork-crumbles/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pieces-of-cork-on-napkin.jpgpieces of cork on napkinThe cork bits that refuse to leave.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/happy-coco.jpghappy cocoHappy Coco guzzling Wyatt!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/obedient-cork.jpgobedient corkObedient Wyatt cork.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wyatt-to-the-rescue-opening-like-a-dream.jpgwyatt to the rescue opening like a dreamWyatt to the rescue!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wine-out.jpgwine out"Are you sure this is meant for tongue stains?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/coco-fearing-her-tongue-is-discolored.jpgcoco fearing her tongue is discolored"That tastes like death! Is my tongue stained!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/first-glass.jpgfirst glass!First glass about to go down the hatch!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/flour-sifter-2.jpgflour sifter 2"Much better way to go!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/coffee-filter-2-e1326773150590.jpgcoffee filter 2"At this rate we'll have a glass by next Christmas."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/coco-brainstorm-1.jpgcoco brainstorm 1"Maybe the flour sifter is a better way to go?"2012-01-19T23:09:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/13/lame-adventure-269-george-was-here/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/george-tracking.jpggeorge trackingOff to a snail slow start.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cu-bill.jpgcu billWell stamped single.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bill-back.jpgbill backA not too big big deal to the Secret Service.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bill-front.jpgbill frontDollar bill with Where's George? stamps.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tempra-tantrum.jpgtempra tantrumOle!2012-01-14T20:45:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/10/lame-adventure-268-i-blame-life/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/os-life.jpgO's & LifeI lean heavily left.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thurber1.jpgThurber"Look at me ignore you."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tfc.jpgTF&CTwigs, Flakes, Clusters and (they forgot to mention) No Flavor!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/life-facts.jpgLife factsThe facts of Life.2012-01-13T04:36:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/06/lame-adventure-43-the-annual-annoyance/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4652.jpgIMG_4652Hopefully not me ever.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1964_va.jpg1964_vaMe in days of yore.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4661.jpgIMG_4661Joy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4685.jpgIMG_4685Out of focus good things.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4684.jpgIMG_4684Good things come in this box.2012-01-09T14:47:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/07/lame-adventure-267-my-last-post-boo-hoo/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/my-kin.jpgMy KinDovima, Herb and Sweet Peahttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cows-grazing.jpgcows grazingShot from car window - cows grazing on way back from Bodega Bay.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/school-house.jpgschool houseThe schoolhouse filmed in The Birds! Interesting that it's painted in the same colorway as The Tides.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/antique-shop.jpgantique shopThe Wooden Duck antique shop across the street from ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/whaling-pot.jpgwhaling potWhaling pot the size of my bathroom.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/big-long-thing.jpgbig long thingUnidentified big whale-thing, probably a hangnail.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/whale-jawbone-legend.jpgwhale jawbone legendWhale jawbone legend.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/whale-jaw-bone.jpgwhale jaw boneWhale jawbone.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/whale-bone.jpgwhale boneWhale bone.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/anchor.jpganchorYou'd surely feel this if it fell on you.2012-01-09T20:23:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2012/01/03/lame-adventure-266-prolonging-vacation/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gift-shop-fireplace.jpggift shop fireplaceGift shop fireplace; resisted the urge to pull out the center piece in the center section.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/petrified-wood-pile.jpgpetrified wood pilePetrified Wood Pile -- not for sale.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sign-14.jpgsign 14Translation: time to buy stuff.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/commemorative-plaque.jpgcommemorative plaqueCommemorative plaque depicting meeting between Petrified Charlie and Robert Louis Stevenson.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/go-vegan-bench.jpggo vegan benchGo Vegan Bench, another site omitted from the trail map.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rls-tree.jpgRLS treeRobert Louis Stevenson Tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sign-13.jpgsign 13Ten minutes after I bleated, "What idiot would run here?" Minutes later, I was nearly trampled by a hyperactive running 9-year-old.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rocks-of-ages.jpgrocks of agesBack by popular demand, more Rocks of Ages.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sign-12.jpgsign 12Some pretty popular rocks on the trail.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rock-we-liked.jpgrock we likedWe liked this rock. It's not on the trail map, but we resisted pulling a Lucy & Ethel by trying to sneak it into the trunk of BatPat's car.2012-01-07T19:30:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/29/lame-adventure-264-dont-mind-the-nude-guy/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sydneygreenstreet.jpgSydneyGreenstreetSydney Greetstreet aka "The Fat Man".https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/snooze-kit.jpgsnooze kitJetBlue Snooze Kit2012-12-22T20:59:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/26/lame-adventure-262-picture-perfect/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pap-axel-and-me.jpgpap, axel and meAxel worrying about sodium content.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sweet-pea-dovima-and-herb.jpgsweet pea, dovima and herbMr. & Mrs Smith with an Edge (yes, that be you, Sweet Pea)https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mr-fluffy.jpgmr. fluffy"Christmas, is over, am I stuck wearing this red bow until New Year's?"2011-12-30T02:57:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/25/lame-adventure-261-christmas-overload/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thurber-snarking.jpgthurber snarking"You change that channel, I'll bite your paw off!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thurber-watching.jpgthurber watching"This is mesmerizing!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/yule-log.jpgyule loghttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/duck-and-sausage.jpgduck and sausage"I'm trying hard to not appear to be suffering mental cruelty."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/swiss-nuts.jpgswiss & nuts"Hey! This Swiss is squeaking!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pear.jpgpear"Hm. This doesn't smell like a pear."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1-thurber.jpg1 thurber"God in Heaven, please make it stop!"2011-12-26T17:57:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/24/lame-adventure-260-child-labor/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-cat.jpgthe catOutside cat taunting Thurber, "Hey Big Dumb Wuss!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-dog.jpgthe dogThurber keeping his distance.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/orea-truffles.jpgorea trufflesTruffles ready for chilling.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mixing-cream-cheese.jpgmixing cream cheeseMixing cream cheese with Oreos.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pulverizing-oreos.jpgpulverizing oreosPulverizing Oreos.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pillsbury-trees.jpgpillsbury treesProduct placement shot like Coca Cola and Marlboro cigarettes in The Girl with the Dragn Tattoo.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pillsbury.jpgpillsburyNot bad.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/guest-cookies.jpgguest cookiesCompany cookies.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/freak-cookies.jpgfreak cookiesYum!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/prelaunch.jpgprelaunchPre-launch press cookies.2011-12-26T17:51:06+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/22/lame-adventure-259-by-request-how-i-wrap-gifts/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/21-leftover-scraps.jpg21 leftover scrapsQaulification to enter Recycling Hall of Shame.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/20-finished-product.jpg20 finished productVoila!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/19-peeled-ribbon.jpg19 peeled ribbonPeeled bow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/18-chosen-ribbon-e1324583728116.jpg18 chosen ribbonSelect blue ribbon in recognition of many Jewish friends that loathe this time of year.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/17-tagged-wrapping-e1324583560629.jpg17 tagged wrappingTagged wrapping.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/16-taped-wrapping.jpg16 taped wrappingTaped wrapping.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/15-tape.jpg15 tapeTape sitting in tags where it had been all along.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/14-success.jpg14 successWrapping finally cut to correct size.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/13-drool.jpg13 droolDrool on wrap.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/12-trim-wrap.jpg12 trim wrapWhile holding camera strap in teeth trim wrap.2011-12-23T19:23:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/20/lame-adventure-258-lets-discuss-holiday-cards/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/noble-works-card-e1324368351710.jpgnoble works cardWhat is not widely known is that this wabbit is a direct descendant of Bugs Bunny.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/max-card.jpgmax cardHand-selected just for me card from my friend Martini Max.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dovimas-card.jpgdovima's cardAdorable card from my sister, Dovima, that instantly triggered my cat allergies.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/elsbeths-card.jpgelsbeth's cardCard from my boss, Elsbeth, with note on the back, "This Card was Printed Letterpress by Hand on a 100-Year-Old Chandler & Price Platen Press." Excluded note, "This card was not purchased at Walgreen's."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/batpats-card.jpgbatpat's cardTraditional holiday card tied with swatch of real ribbon from my best friend from college, BatPat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/miltons-card.jpgmilton's cardA holiday card dripping with elegance, taste and a ton of glitter. The crease comes courtesy of my letter carrier, Alice Sneer.2011-12-22T06:16:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/12/lame-adventure-257-tis-the-season-for-anger-management/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/poster-opposite-wall.jpgposter opposite wallPoster illustrating the few calm people that shop at Fairway.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/xmas-dec-cu.jpgxmas dec cuXmas decoration to me from Coco.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/xmas-dec-ws.jpgxmas dec wsChristmas decoration to me from Coco.2011-12-18T17:52:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/05/lame-adventure-256-holiday-tales-in-manhattan/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/card-front.jpgcard fronthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mystery-man.jpgMystery Man"Nick"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mystery-feet.jpgMystery feetHmm ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/columbus-circle-holiday-market-from-behind.jpgColumbus Circle Holiday Market from behindSanta -- nowhere to be found in here!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/columbus-circle-material-things.jpgColumbus Circle Material ThingsCall it what it is, Material Things.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/columbus-circle-silly-puppets-1.jpgColumbus Circle silly puppets 1How about puppets that look like Muppets?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/columbus-circle-holiday-market.jpgColumbus Circle Holiday MarketGet. Stuff. Here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bg-men-athletic.jpgBG Men AthleticAthletic display of wolf making nice with penguins.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bg-men-talented.jpgBG Men TalentedTalented display of rooster in Alexander McQueen jacket.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bg-men-cpw-squirrel.jpgBG Men CPW squirrelReality Squirrel munching acorn near festive red bottle cap.2012-09-28T18:36:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/12/02/lame-adventure-255-alone-at-last-with-siri-and-the-iphone-4s/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/agony-ecstasy.jpgagony & ecstasyMust see theater.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/iphone-4s-front.jpgiPhone 4S frontWhere to take Chinese dissidents for dinner in TriBeCa.2011-12-03T17:29:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/30/lame-adventure-254-fa-la-blah/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/santa-leering-at-theda-bara.jpgSanta leering at Theda BaraLeering Santa lighting up for Theda Bara.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/max-praying-to-santa.jpgMax praying to SantaMax on his knees performing the "Santa please light up" prayer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/max-santa-head.jpgMax & Santa HeadMax opening his replica Santa head. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/max-opening-box-2.jpgMax opening Box 2Max opening delivery # 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pine-incense.jpgpine incenseHow to make your home in New Jersey smell like a pine forest.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vt-country-store-delivery.jpgVT Country Store deliveryDelivery # 1!!!!!!!!!!!!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/record-player.jpgrecord playerRed vinyl She & Him singing carols on the record player.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mini-mad-men-tree.jpgmini Mad Men treeMini Mad Men era tinsel tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/heart-in-box.jpgheart in boxOne of a kind box full of heart.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cover-of-e2809cthe-new-yorker-jan-12-2009e2809d.jpgCover of “The New Yorker, Jan 12, 2009”Perfect New Yorker cover for cat lovers, "The High Life" by Mark Ulriksen2011-11-30T19:43:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/26/lame-adventure-253-the-cook-the-bird-the-dog-the-brother/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-brother.jpgthe brotherThe Brother: Martini Max post-eating dead boid.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-bird.jpgthe birdDa Boid.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-dog.jpgthe dogDP's dog Burkey playing dead.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-cook.jpgthe cookDP the Cook making deadline.2011-11-27T22:47:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/21/lame-adventure-252-kiwi-appreciation/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kiwi-4.jpgkiwi 4Is this really necessary?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/site-map.jpgsite mapSign more noticeable to people under five feet tall.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kiwi-2.jpgkiwi 2Flipper through the eyes of Fernando Botero?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kiwi-3.jpgkiwi 3Rather bottom heavy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kiwi-1.jpgkiwi 1No inhibitions on display here.2012-01-10T01:11:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/18/lame-adventure-251-so-wrong-it-cant-be-real-can-it/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/craigslist-ad.jpgCraigslist adReal or fake?2011-11-18T15:12:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/16/lame-adventure-250-they%e2%80%99re-taking-it-off-they%e2%80%99re-taking-it-all-off/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/24-game-over.jpg24 game overThe top 2 players minutes later. Game over!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/19-the-top-2-players.jpg19 the top 2 playersThe top 2 players.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/18-flesh-fest.jpg18 flesh festAt least no one looks cold.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/13-payment-beverage.jpg13 payment beveragePartial payment.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20-growing-audience.jpg20 growing audienceGrowing audience outside gallery. Their next stop, the Met?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/11-fun-times.jpg11 fun timesFun times.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/17-throwell-in-the-altogether.jpg17 throwell in the altogetherThrowell in his birthday suit.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/16-crowd-enjoying-view.jpg16 crowd enjoying viewSteam heaters.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/6-throwell-in-baseball-cap.jpg6 throwell in baseball capThrowell in baseball cap.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/8-woman-losing-shirt-bra.jpg8 woman losing shirt & braLosing her shirt and almost everything else early on.2011-11-20T20:01:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/14/lame-adventure-249-the-insignificant-mysteries-of-life/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wireless-network-names.jpgwireless network namesImagination reaching a dead halt here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dogs-in-the-window.jpgdogs in the windowDogs in the window looking particularly miffed at a dog on a leash walking past.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/3-gloves.jpg3 glovesA trio of gloves.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/shredded-middle-class.jpgshredded middle classShredded middle class sitting in my easy chair.2011-11-16T05:01:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/11/lame-adventure-248-who-are-you/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nina-in-the-new-yorker-nov-07-2011.jpgNina in The New Yorker, Nov 07, 2011https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vif-playbill.jpgViF Playbill2011-11-15T04:45:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/09/lame-adventure-247-sleeping-or-dying/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-resurrection.jpgthe resurrectionResurrected and refreshed!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/eyes-closed.jpgeyes closedZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/not-looking-good.jpgnot looking goodNot looking good.2011-11-12T04:12:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/07/lame-adventure-246-huffing-and-puffing-or-snoozing-and-snoring/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/marathon-route.jpgMarathon routeHelpful final flag confirming that this was indeed the marathon route should any runners fail to realize that until the 26.2 mile point.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chinas-flag.jpgChina's flagChina's flag indicating race is almost over. Some runners might feel they actually ran to the Mainland.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/400m-to-go.jpg400m to goThe smell of the finish line is stronger to those that have a clue about how far 400m is.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/26-mile-marker.jpg26 mile markerRunners can smell the finish line from here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/showing-off.jpgShowing offHm, actual marathon runners training or posers acting like actual marathon runners?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/flagville.jpgflagvilleFlagville inside the park.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/runners-only.jpgrunners onlyWorks for me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/no-parking.jpgNo ParkingSeriously, don't even think of parking here during the marathon.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/portable-toilets.jpgPortable toiletsLeave it to Lame Adventures to find the lone pedicab driver who is trying to determine if the portable toilets are drive-thru.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/media-equipment.jpgMedia equipmentSome of the media's baggage.2011-11-09T13:06:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/11/03/lame-adventure-245-what%e2%80%99s-up-with-conan/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/conan-blimp.jpgconan blimpThe Conan Blimp at full throttle.2011-11-08T18:18:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/31/lame-adventure-244-an-hour-with-roz-chast/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/file-of-rejected-cartoons.jpgfile of rejected cartoonsRoz's file cabinets full of her rejected cartoons.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bathroom-roz.jpgbathroom RozUpcoming Vatican Announcements - the Roz print in my bathroom.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dream-parents.jpgdream parentsThis one scored quite a it with Coco.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1st-nyer-cover.jpg1st NYer coverRoz's first New Yorker cover.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/art-meeting-judges.jpgart meeting judgesRoz's image of The New Yorker's art meeting judges.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/call-of-pain-tool.jpgcall of pain toolThe phone Roz uses when she makes "the call of pain" to learn the status of her submissions.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rozs-workspace.jpgRoz's workspaceRoz's workspace.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rozs-fax-machine.jpgRoz's fax machineThe fax machine Roz uses to submit her cartoons.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/just-world.jpgjust worldhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/image-9.jpgimage 9My personal favorite.2011-11-01T00:22:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/21/lame-adventure-242-damage-control/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/new-grill.jpgNEW GRILLNew grill with intact spokes!2011-10-24T18:07:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/17/lame-adventure-241-goodbye-new-york-film-festival-2011/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lou-and-wim.jpgLou and WimLou Reed imploring his friend, Wim Wenders, to make Milton the Paparazzo with the iPhone go away.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lou-reed.jpgLou ReedMilton the Paparazzo iPhone shot of Lou Reed outside Alice Tully Hall before Pina screening.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pina.jpgpinaPinahttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vito.jpgVito2011-10-20T15:01:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/14/lame-adventure-240-let%e2%80%99s-make-a-deal/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nyer-cover.jpgNYer CoverPoignant cover by Barry Blitt for this week's issue.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/amazon.jpgAmazonSound effect: the downbeat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tny-email.jpgTNY emailThis is supposd to make me happy?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/renewal-card.jpgrenewal cardCondé Nast, you can't be serious!2011-10-19T17:51:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/11/lame-adventure-239-new-york-film-festival-triple-play/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bela-and-fan.jpgBela and fanAnother man blocking Milton's path to Béla's heart.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bela-and-dennis.jpgBela and DennisBéla Tarr and Dennis Lim on stage at Alice Tully Hallhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nyff-surprise-sneak-screening.jpgNYFF surprise sneak screeningWhat might this film be?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/turin-horse.jpgturin horseFetching water.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fassbender-mcqueen.jpgfassbender & mcqueenStar and Director at NYFFhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/shame2011poster.jpgShame2011Poster2011-10-13T04:10:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/07/lame-adventure-238-new-york-film-festival-%e2%80%93-melancholia/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/melancholia.jpgmelancholiaAn image that probably sends chills up Vera Wang's spine.2011-10-10T17:11:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/05/lame-adventure-237-new-york-film-festival-george-harrison-living-in-the-material-world/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/panel-e1317803690261.jpgpanelForbidden panel discussion iPhone shot that nearly got Milton handed his head on a plate by a watchdog usher. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nyff-program-e1317804056710.jpgNYFF programFloating finger re-enactment.2011-10-07T05:07:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/10/03/lame-adventure-236-breakfast-with-ben-hur/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hairy-eyeball.jpghairy eyeballYou take another picture of me and it's war!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fslc-wyler-heston.jpgfslc, wyler & hestonLeft to right: Todd McCarthy, Richard Peña, Catherine Wyler, Frazer Hestonhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fraser-chuck-willi.jpgfraser, chuck & williFraser Heston with his dad and William Wyler.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wyler-heston-clans.jpgwyler & heston clansProud Wyler and Heston family members.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/little-gladiator.jpglittle gladiatorLittle gladiator threatening to stab Milton in the pancreas.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lobby-sign.jpglobby sign2011-10-04T18:09:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/30/lame-adventure-235-christmas-in-october/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nipper.jpgNipperPainting of Nipper allegedly listening to the sound of his master's voice, but it could have also been a recording of the cat next door.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nyff-logo.jpgNYFF logoYay, it's here!2011-10-02T01:32:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/29/lame-adventure-234-my-crack/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/collin-donnell.jpgCollin DonnellCollin Donnell, Anything Goes leading man outside stage door.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/anything-goes-playbill-e1317282873849.jpgAnything Goes playbillB&W playbill for very colorful show.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/follies-playbill-e1317282741746.jpgFollies playbillhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tony-cover.jpgTony coverArianda and Hugh - hot couple, hot ticket.2011-10-04T18:10:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/26/lame-adventure-233-we-means-you/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sealed-box.jpgsealed boxSealed repacked box good to go home to HP.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2-in-1.jpg2 in 1Siamese twin adhered yellow and magenta cartridges that apparently brought out the mad scientist in my boss.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cluster-of-spent-cartridges.jpgcluster of spent cartridges84 spent HP printer cartridges.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/es-box.jpgE's boxElsbeth's empty box.2011-09-28T04:00:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/22/lame-adventure-232-papering-the-house/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/real-housewife1.jpgreal housewifeMystery "Who cares?" Woman.2011-09-27T04:01:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/19/lame-adventure-231-who-i-want-to-be-in-my-next-life/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/leo.jpgLeoLeo playing in his back yard.2011-09-30T13:39:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/12/lame-adventure-228-blowhards-and-underdogs/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sam-stosur.jpgsam stosurSamantha Sosur's thrill of victory moment.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/serena-the-pissed.jpgserena the pissedSteamed Serena.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rafa-returning-serve.jpgRafa returning serveWimpy? Really?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/stosurs-arms.jpgstosur's armsFemale Thor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/serena-threatening.jpgSerena threateningSerena not making nice.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ecstatic-serena.jpgecstatic-serenaThrill of victory Serena-style on September 7, 2008.2011-09-19T04:16:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/15/lame-adventure-230-the-agony-of-intellectual-ecstasy/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/close-up.jpgclose upA lunatic's plea.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/alecbaldwinariellevy2010newyorkerfestival.jpgAlec+Baldwin+Ariel+Levy+2010+New+Yorker+FestivalAriel Levy interviewing Alec Baldwin at The New Yorker Festival in 2010.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nyer-email.jpgNYer emailNew Yorker headline news.2011-09-18T16:50:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/13/lame-adventure-229-superman-vs-super-duperman/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/djokovic-trophy.jpgdjokovic trophyOkay, Novak, you deserve your trophy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/djoko-airborne.jpgdjoko airborneSuper Duperman in flight.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/arthur-ashe.jpgarthur asheAmerican tennis icon Arthur Ashe.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kafka.jpgkafkaFranz K.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/john-george.jpgjohn & george"I can't believe she'd ask us to do this."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/psyched-rafa.jpgpsyched rafaPsyched Rafa.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/djokovic-arms-spread.jpgdjokovic arms spreadTake a bow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/djoko-extending.jpgdjoko extendingDjokovic returning serve.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/primal-scream.jpgPrimal ScreamMay I join you in your primal scream, guys?2011-09-13T23:23:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/09/02/lame-adventure-226-summertime-sax/2011-09-02T05:39:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/31/lame-adventure-225-impulse-purchase/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/juicer.jpgjuicerI did that to you?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/whats-so-special.jpgwhat's so specialThis soap is so special it even impairs judgment.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/goats-milk-soap.jpggoat's milk soapHi Sucker!2011-09-01T03:53:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/28/lame-adventure-224-post-hurricane-irene-boredom/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/paco.jpgPaco4-month-old Paco, the neighborhood Norwich Terrier, wondering, "What's the big deal?"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/safe-delivery-bike.jpgsafe delivery bikeDelivery bike that survived Irene.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/trashed-branch.jpgtrashed branchFallen tree branch stuffed into trash can by neighborhood saint.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/upturned-trash-cans.jpgupturned trash cansTrash left by neighborhood moron atop upturned trash can.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fallen-branch-closer.jpgfallen branch closerFallen branch closer (crossed street after taking that shot).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fallen-branch.jpgfallen branchFallen branch outside Riverside Park.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/er.jpgEREleanor roosevelt statue pondering the Hurricane Irene hubbub, or maybe not.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/park-closed.jpgpark closedRiverside Park closed (but not to pigeons).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/flock.jpgflockThe flock hanging out in Riverside Park.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unhappy-pigeon.jpgunhappy pigeonUnhappy pigeon away from the flock.2011-08-29T17:54:21+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/27/lame-adventure-223-anticipating-hurricane-irene/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apocalypse-approaching-e1314484592389.jpgApocalypse approachingApocalypse approaching?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/coco-carnival-cruise-photo-e1314484483540.jpgCoco Carnival cruise photoBrilliant time to be on a cruise in the Hudson River.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/glow-sticks-e1314484933287.jpgGlow SticksCoco's glow sticks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/time-warner-cable.jpgTime Warner cableTime Warner cable is there; but when I need them, they're always nowhere to be found. Grrrrr.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fedex-delivering.jpgFedEx deliveringFedEx making deliveries.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1-local-train.jpg1 local trainOne of the last 1 local subway trains entering 72nd Street station.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mta-service-alert.jpgMTA service alertMTA poster announcing mass transit closing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/baffled-tourists.jpgbaffled touristsBaffled tourists trying to figure out how to escape the city.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tjs-sign.jpgTJ's signTypical TJ's cheeriness. Why I prefer to shop at jaded Fairway.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/closed-tjs.jpgclosed TJ'sClosed Trader Joe's at 72nd Street and Broadway.2011-08-29T02:29:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/26/lame-adventure-222-the-rejection-of-strangers/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sd-card-note.jpgsd card notePersonalized Stranger's Day greeting card note.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/72nd-street-subway-station-entrance.jpg72nd Street subway station entranceStrangers entering and exiting the 72nd Street Subway station on Stranger's Day.2011-08-27T00:38:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/24/lame-adventure-221-will-you-be-my-stranger/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/strangers-3.jpgstrangers 3Will any of these chosen Strangers respond?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/complete-stranger.jpgcomplete strangerhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/someone-random.jpgsomeone randomhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/adam.jpgadam2011-08-25T14:43:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/22/lame-adventure-220-vespa-worship/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/my-vespa.jpgmy vespaPathetic.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/to-hell-and-back-vespa.jpgto hell and back vespaTo hell and back Vespa.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/crunch-me-vespa.jpgcrunch me vespaLiving on the edge Vespa asking to get crunched by SUV.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/brilliantly-parked-vespa.jpgbrilliantly parked vespaBrilliantly parked Vespa at a distance from Mini Cooper.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/uws-red-vespa.jpguws red vespaRed Vespa with chrome bar protection parked where motorist can see it.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/grey-vespa-sandwich-right-side.jpggrey vespa sandwich right sideScratches on right side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/grey-vespa-sandwich-left-side.jpggrey vespa sandwich left sideDents on left side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chocolate-brown-vespa.jpgchocolate brown vespaChocolate lover's brown Vespa.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/maroon-vespa.jpgmaroon vespaMaroon Vespa with serious windshield.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/black-vespa-3.jpgblack vespa 3Basic Black Vespa.2011-08-24T04:23:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/19/lame-adventure-219-the-not-chosen/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/boom.jpgboomNot very subtle.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tix.jpgtixOur precious ducats.2011-08-19T16:27:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/17/lame-adventure-218-mystery-hat/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/utd.jpgUTDUsual Tenant Detritus -- bring back the hat!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bogart.jpgBOGART"Take my advice, Kid, lose the hat."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fedora.jpgfedoraQuality fedora made from Bugs Bunny fur.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mystery-hat-cu.jpgmystery hat cuSee me, feel me, touch me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mystery-hat-ls.jpgmystery hat lsIs that what I think it is?2011-08-19T02:50:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/20/lame-adventure-210-lightening-strikes-twice/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ray1.jpgRayHey Ray!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ray.jpgRayHey Ray!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cross-street.jpgcross streetThe right place at the right time.2011-08-16T01:22:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/12/lame-adventure-217-inevitable-destiny/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/la-in-freshly-pressed.jpgLA in Freshly PressedQueens for a day!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/little-richard-the-rill-thing.jpglittle-richard-the-rill-thingGood record, terrible font.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/silent-cell.jpgsilent cellVisible vibrate icon at lower left corner of phone's screen.2011-08-16T12:10:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/07/lame-adventures-147-roger-federer%e2%80%99s-family-jewels/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fed-rafa.jpgfed-rafaFed and Rafa pressing the flesh; will they finally meet in the US Open this year?2011-08-07T03:34:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/24/lame-adventure-201-close-encounters-of-the-worst-kind/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cart-cluster.jpgCart clusterCluster of seen one, seen them all carts - not to everyone!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cart.jpgCartIf this cart could talk, what might it say?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cow.jpgcowYou got a problem with me?2011-08-06T01:46:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/08/04/lame-adventure-215-riding-the-rails/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/editorial-comment.jpgeditorial commentAnonymous passenger editorial comment to the MTA.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/truth.jpgtruthTruth in advertising.2011-08-13T15:23:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/13/lame-adventure-111-gay-christmas-preparation-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/real-taz-devil.jpgreal taz devilA real Taz Devil. "Dad, can we keep him for a pet? Can we, can we, can we? I want to call him Marvin!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yoshi.jpgyoshiYoshihttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/taz.jpgtazOh, right. Taz.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jonathan.jpgjonathanIs it hot in there or is it me overheating looking at you wearing that?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/rickeys.jpgrickey'sFormerly a Ruby Foo's restaurant; now Halloween costume shop central.2011-08-02T03:11:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/30/lame-adventure-214-weddings-crasher/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/just-married.jpgjust marriedJust married Tom & Scott after almost 30 years together.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/post-kiss.jpgpost kissPost-kiss under Kiss (due to snail slow shutter speed).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/i-dos.jpgi do'sExchanging I do's.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cameracrew.jpgcameracrewCameracrew recording ceremony.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/preparing-to-exchange-vows.jpgpreparing to exchange vowsNext couple preparing to exchange vows.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dj-mingling.jpgd&j minglingDeb and Jazell mingling post-nuptials.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/congrats.jpgcongratsCongratulations!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/empty-kiss.jpgempty kissZ-A Studio's empty Kiss waiting for next couple.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/deb-jazell.jpgdeb & jazellDeb & Jazell (in traditional dress), together five years after meeting over a cantaloupe, exchanging vows.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/exchanging-vows.jpgexchanging vowsJay & John, together almost 37 years, exchanging vows.2011-07-31T08:40:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/29/lame-adventure-213-sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-feel-like-a-rambutan/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/peeled-rambutan.jpgpeeled rambutanThe rambutan stripped bare!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rambutan-nutrient.jpgrambutan nutrientUSDA weighs in.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pathfinder.jpgpathfinderThere goes the neighborhood.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rambutan.jpgrambutanDig in!2011-07-30T13:46:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/25/lame-adventure-212-life-imitates-tee-shirt/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/roz-chast-nyer-cartoon.jpgroz chast nyer cartoonCartoon caption closeup.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tee-shirt.jpgtee shirtFashion statement.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pigeon-bagel.jpgpigeon & bagelWhere's the shmear?2011-08-01T23:50:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/22/lame-adventure-211-garden-wars/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/xmas-tree-in-april.jpgxmas tree in aprilhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/xmas-tree-in-january.jpgxmas tree in januaryBuried in a January blizzard.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/xmas-tree-in-july.jpgxmas tree in julyCan someone bring the sunblock over here?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/loser-garden-in-july.jpgloser garden in julyDefeat gardenhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/victory-garden.jpgvictory gardenVictory gardenhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2011-award.jpg2011 awardBlue Ribbon winner.2011-07-22T17:23:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/18/lame-adventure-209-strange-beer-fellows/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kbc-bwa.jpgkbc bwa2011-11-19T23:57:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/08/lame-adventure-206-in-almost-the-right-place-at-the-right-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/google-car.jpgGoogle CarIt's the Prius trying to act discreet with a camara aparatus on its roof.2012-01-04T19:02:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/14/lame-adventure-208-losing-streak/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kettles-2.jpgkettles 2Chip and self-preserving solution.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kettles-1.jpgkettles 1Not a pretty picture.2011-07-14T15:50:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/12/lame-adventure-207-lost-and-wondering/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/shades.jpgshadesUndignified end.2011-07-12T12:04:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/06/lame-adventure-205-sniffling-and-sneezing/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/waiting-1-e1309925139624.jpgwaitingWaiting for the works!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/spawn.jpgspawn"You can take my picture, but do not, I repeat, do not photograph my left side!"2011-07-06T04:11:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/25/lame-adventure-202-we-love-new-york/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rugby-boys.jpgRugby boysBeautiful (but headless!) grooms.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rugby-girls.jpgRugby girlsHot brides.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/levi-guys-e1308980214511.jpgLevi guysHat off, arm in arm!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/levis-girls-e1308979950924.jpgLevi's girlsShe ain't heavy she's my spouse.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/esb.jpgesbEmpire State Building glowing with LGBT pride.2011-07-04T22:30:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/27/lame-adventure-203-new-york-city-2011-gay-pride-euphoria/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/post-pride-fireworks-3a-e1309197887255.jpgpost pride fireworks 3aBig bang fireworks over Hudson.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/171-post-pride-fireworks-e1309197662129.jpg171 post pride fireworkshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/172-post-pride-water-canons1-e1309197572892.jpg172 post pride water canonsPost pride water canons in the Hudson at sunset.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/205-pride-joy.jpg205 pride & joyPride and joy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/215-muscle-beach-fabio.jpg215 muscle beach fabioMuscle Beach Fabio.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/213-dancing.jpg213 dancingDance of joy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/200-jane-velez-mitchell1.jpg200 jane velez mitchellOut and proud journalist Jane Velez Mitchell.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/208-stilt-walkers.jpg208 stilt walkersBig stilts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/207-big-wheels.jpg207 big wheelsBig wheels.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/188-nice-glasses.jpg188 nice glassesNice glasses.2011-08-03T00:53:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/07/01/lame-adventure-204-yankee-doodling/2011-07-01T21:54:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/20/lame-adventure-200-dad%e2%80%99s-day-and-location-scouting/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/edgar_winter.jpgEdgar_WinterEdgar Winterhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/barbed-wire.jpgbarbed wireDual purpose bracelet -- jewelry and Hudson River pollution slasher.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/floating-yuck.jpgfloating yuck"Bring out yer trash!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/floater.jpgfloaterFloater in mid-frame.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/arms.jpgarmsCoco, looking Tahitian, in barbed wire bracelet on left and me, looking like Casper in Timex indiglo on right.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gnome.jpggnomeMiniature gnome with gnomenclature book.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cruise-ship.jpgcruise shipCruise ship and sail boats holding their own in the Hudson.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hudson-river-fishing.jpghudson river fishingDeath wish fishing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lady-liberty.jpglady libertyLady Liberty on a beautiful Sunday in spring.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dad.jpgDad18-year-old Dad as a member of the DDYC (Draft Dodgers Yacht Club aka the Coast Guard) in 1945. 2011-06-22T17:38:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/15/lame-adventure-199-ceiling-mold-modern-art-and-jesus/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/clyfford_still-1947-j.jpgclyfford_still-1947-J1947-Jhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ceiling-mold.jpgceiling moldSmells pretty, too!2011-06-15T11:58:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/13/lame-adventure-198-same-old-me/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wacko.jpgWackoWacko beer endorsed by Lame Adventures.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pigeon.jpgpigeonNew York City pigeon in Bryant park in July 2010, possibly already a goner in June 2011.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/889-sheet-protectors.jpg889 sheet protectors889 sheet protectors but who's counting?2011-06-22T18:17:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/10/lame-adventure-197-temperature-wars/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bag-hat.jpgbag hatChanneling my inner Bill Cunningham, interesting sun bonnet from behind.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/barren-barricades.jpgbarren barricadesEven the Dominique Strauss Kahn stalkers in the press abandoned their posts across the street from his lair, it was so hot.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/thermostat.jpgthermostatHands off!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pigeon-blobs.jpgpigeon blobsIsrael and Palestine making nice.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/heat-wave.jpgheat waveMy major source of weather news, the sidewalk on Greenwich Street.2011-06-10T15:38:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/26/lame-adventure-191-there-goes-the-neighborhood/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pap-005.jpgPap 005Stakeout on roof outside my boss Elsbeth's window.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pap-001.jpgPap 001Thursday morning media circus across street from 153 Franklin street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sneaker.jpgSneakerVespa colored badminton sneaker.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vespa.jpgVespahttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/me-dsk.jpgMe & DSKThis just in ...2011-06-07T00:31:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/06/01/lame-adventure-193-picture-perfection/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pug-in-eames.jpgpug in eamesPug n' Eames -- no relation to Puss n' Boots https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/joan_crawford_hurell.jpgJoan_Crawford_HurellJoan Crawford photographed by George Hurrell.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/leslie-howard.jpgleslie howardLeslie Howardhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/matthew-m-greek-god-pic.jpgMatthew M Greek God picJust another day at the office.2011-06-01T16:30:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/30/lame-adventure-192-going-back-to-the-dogs/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hubert.jpgHubert"What can I say, everyone wants to be me."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scout-2.jpgScout 2"You call it garbage, I call it treasure."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scout-1.jpgScout 1"You get a two second window to get this shot of me, Sis. Don't screw up!"2011-05-30T06:25:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/23/lame-adventure-189-while-waiting-for-the-world-to-end/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/drink-menu.jpgdrink menuNo Pear Mojitos here!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pear-mimosas.jpgpear mimosasMystery cocktails with Milton praying patiently in the background.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/truck-wall.jpgtruck wallB Bar's wall of toy trucks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/grubhub-ad.jpgGrubHub adHead's up to sushi eaters like me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/judgment-day-ad.jpgjudgment day adReminder to heathens like me.2011-05-27T05:55:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/25/lame-adventure-190-before-and-after-math/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/big-bargain.jpgbig bargainBig deal.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/la-vielle-ferme.jpgLa Vielle FermeTwo glasses of better than okay.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/label.jpglabelYou can tell this big cock, Baby, why did the chicken cross the road?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/brawny-man_.jpgbrawny man_Stay where you belong Buddy!2011-05-25T17:37:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/19/lame-adventure-188-back-by-popular-demand/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/down-6th-ave-angle.jpgDown 6th Ave angleLooking down 6th Avenue.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/working-man-angle.jpgWorking man angleCarl the Helpful on guard duty.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/empty-space.jpgempty spaceSixth Avenue side car-size hole.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/canal-street-pov.jpgCanal Street POVCanal Street angle.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-jordan-almonds.jpgwhite-jordan-almondsWhite almonds of my youth.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-tree-grows-in-fiat-angle.jpgA tree grows in Fiat angleA tree grows in Fiat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fabio-novembre-and-friends.jpgFabio Novembre and friendsFabio Novembre and friends; just another day at the office.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/carl-the-helpful.jpgCarl the HelpfulCarl the Helpful2011-05-20T03:28:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/16/lame-adventure-187-while-pondering-litigation-in-front-of-a-crackhouse-style-doorway-%e2%80%a6/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/doorway.jpgdoorwayThis must be the place doorway on Staple Street.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pedestrian-bridge.jpgpedestrian bridgePicturesque pedestrian bridge on Staple Street that dos not appear in our video.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/staple-street-sign.jpgstaple street sign2011-06-18T16:02:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/10/lame-adventure-185-starbucks-is-watching-me/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/b-day-postcard.jpgb-day postcardBirthday postcard from Matt M.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tracy-w-letter.jpgtracy w letterLetter From Tracy W wth two free beverage coupons.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/starbucks-rewards.jpgStarbucks rewardsEvasion tactichttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/b-day-email.jpgb-day email2011-05-10T04:57:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/05/02/lame-adventure-183-the-rusty-nail-incident/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbless-hand.jpgthumbless handIn your face nail.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nail-cutting-machine.jpgnail cutting machineNail cutting machine used in Charles Dickens' day.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/greg-wielding-hammer.jpggreg wielding hammerNo-nonsense Greg getting the job done.2011-05-02T04:18:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/28/lame-adventure-182-space-invader-visits-tribeca/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/finger.jpgfingerThe Fickle Finger of the East Village.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/close-up.jpgclose upOne rainstorm away from disappearing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mid-shot.jpgmid shotPaydirt!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/long-shot.jpglong shotKeep looking.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/extreme-long-shot.jpgextreme long shotLooking north on Hudson at Worth and simultaneously defying death.2011-04-29T00:53:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/22/lame-adventure-102-baseball-madness/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/yankee-dirt.jpgyankee dirtThe sort of object that leads to humiliation.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/yankee-brick.jpgyankee brickThe sort of object that leads to divorce.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cliffhanger-2000.jpgcliffhanger 2000Souvenir tee shirt.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/alex-rodriguez.jpgalex-rodriguezHi Milton.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ow1.jpgowDo you need a doctor? No, I'll take first base.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ow.jpgowhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/derek-jeter-hit-by-pitch-win-or-fail.jpgderek-jeter-hit-by-pitch-win-or-failPlunk!2011-04-27T02:47:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/26/lame-adventure-181-day-four-written-on-day-five/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/yjl.jpgYJLYoung Jean Leehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sax.jpgsaxGreg fingering his sax.2011-04-27T22:47:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/22/lame-adventure-180-%e2%80%9call-i-see-is-little-dots-%e2%80%a6%e2%80%9d/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/talking-heads-drugs.jpgTalking Heads DrugsThe Talking Heads' "Drugs" not exactly breaking records on iTunes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/test-3.jpgtest 3Let's dance to "Aquarius"!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/waiting-area.jpgwaiting areaMine, all mine!2011-04-22T21:04:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/20/lame-adventure-179-insult-in-a-tube/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-6.pngPicture 6A tool of corporate greed, Sheryl Crow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-5.pngPicture 5https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/4-7-oz-toms.jpg4.7 oz Tom'sThe incredible shrinking toothpaste. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/5-5-oz-toms.jpg5.5 oz Tom'shttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/former-pg-logo.jpgFormer P&G logoDevil worshipper's logo.2011-04-20T19:48:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/18/lame-adventure-178-breaking-up/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/att-love-letter.jpgAT&T love letterAT & T love letter.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/qwerty-keyboard.jpgqwerty keyboardQwerty keyboard. Sweet!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/old-new.jpgold & newAncient Cingular (now AT &T) hunk of junk cell phone on left. Svelte new Verizon cell phone on right.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mf-playbill-e1303098505391.jpgMF playbillA slightly problematic title to advertise publicly.2011-04-18T04:08:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/13/lame-adventure-177-soft-core-porn-67-years-in-the-making/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fastest-man-in-siam.jpgFastest Man in SiamThis is about as subliminal as the guy that walked into a metal street pole while checking out my friend, Coco -- and probably thinking thought similar to these images.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/explosion.pngexplosionNow you don't.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/woody-operating-steamroller.pngwoody operating steamrollerNow you see Woody ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/seven_dwarfs.jpgSeven_DwarfsMy colleagues and I singing, "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, off to hell we go."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/shamus-culhane.jpgShamus CulhaneJohn Gilbert meet Amadeo Modigliani meet Errol Flynn: Shamus Culhane in his early twenties in 19322011-04-14T01:06:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/11/lame-adventure-176-new-season-new-sneakers/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jack-purcell.jpgJack PurcellJack Purcell, badminton dynamo.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/new-sneakers.jpgnew sneakersGun boats!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sneaker-tag.jpgsneaker tagYour blandness.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/new-sneakers-1.jpgnew sneakers 1Ta da!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sneaker-box.jpgsneaker boxAnticipation!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/shuttlecock.pngshuttlecockMy mother's two fantasy daughters and possibly my brother in drag.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/my-fashion-guru.jpgmy fashion guruMy fashion guru. What's not to like?2011-04-11T15:40:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/08/lame-adventure-175-reliable-annoyances/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/greg-rage.jpgGreg rageGreg rage.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/box.jpgboxFilled to the brim with overturned packing peanuts.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lame-rage.jpgLame rageHow do you use this contraption? Where do you plug it in?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cocos-dinner-e1302239517513.jpgCoco's dinnerCoco's dinner.2011-04-08T19:30:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/04/06/lame-adventure-174-rough-sex/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pigeons-5.jpgpigeons 5Do you have a cigarette?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pigeons-4.jpgpigeons 4Actually, I'd rather perch on barbed wire.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pigeons-3.jpgpigeons 3Does this wing span excite you, baby?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pigeons-2.jpgpigeons 2Get back over here!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pigeons-1.jpgpigeons 1I've got you cornered, now!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/speckled-pigeon.jpgspeckled pigeonI get my spots from my father, too.2011-04-06T04:41:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/03/24/lame-adventure-172-the-burden-of-bearing-bad-news/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/25-or-6-to-4.jpg25 or 6 to 4Boring.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/et-and-lassie.jpgET and Lassie12-year-old Liz with the original Lassie in 1944.2011-03-24T12:15:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/03/18/lame-adventure-171-everything%e2%80%99s-under-control-we%e2%80%99re-high/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/magic.jpgmagicSome little drops'll do ya'.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pharma-kava.jpgpharma kavaWorld peace in a bottle.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/empty.jpgemptyTruth in labeling.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/greg-rage.jpggreg rageFollowing orders.2011-03-18T17:37:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/03/16/lame-adventure-170-%e2%80%9cmaahvalous%e2%80%9d/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/button-e1300246847468.jpgbutton"We all get dressed for Bill," Anna Wintour. "But some way more than others," Lame Adventures Woman.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/beard-2.jpgbeard 2Coco petting her Abraham Lincoln beard with a studded cashmere Michael Kors glove.2011-03-16T04:00:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/03/14/lame-adventure-169-hello-gorgeous/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/for-sale-sign.jpgfor sale signProbably not a cheap date.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/drivers-side.jpgdriver's sideIt was so much fun until reality got in the way.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/metrocard.jpgmetrocardNo "zoom zoom" here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/interior.jpginteriorI wanna see your instruments!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/passenger-side1.jpgpassenger sideLet's get lost!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/caboose.jpgcabooseIt is a nice caboose.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/passenger-side.jpgpassenger sideHey, who's been fondling your rear engine?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/front-side.jpgfront sideCome home with me.2011-03-14T15:59:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/03/07/lame-adventure-167-why-didn%e2%80%99t-i-think-of-that/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dented-in-half.jpgdented in halfNot exactly fold-friendly.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/toothbrush.jpgtoothbrushMy dream toothbrush.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/elsbeths-dream.jpgElsbeth's dreamSubliminal message in Elsbeth's dream.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/slipper.jpgslipperCinderfella's slipper.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/shared-hallway-clutter.jpgshared hallway clutterNot like a good neighbor, shared hallway clutter.2011-03-07T14:57:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/03/02/lame-adventure-166-bait-and-switch-or-just-bait/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/elsbeth_invite1.jpgElsbeth_InviteInvitation also known in some parts as, "WTF were they thinking?!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mellow-hound.jpgmellow houndTaking it easy master-less.2011-03-02T13:01:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/24/lame-adventure-164-earwax-or-butterscotch/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/touchy-feely.jpgtouchy feelyCheck this out!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ta-da.jpgta daTa da!2011-02-27T20:27:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/11/lame-adventure-160-eight-step-program/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/end-result.jpgend resultTrademark mediocre wrap job.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/just-married.jpgjust marriedOpposites not attracting.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jow.jpgJOWTONY JOWhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/open-tony.jpgopen TONYTONY's centerfold.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/erect-staple.jpgerect stapleStaple standing at attention in gutted Bieber-rag.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/blade.jpgbladeThe right tool for the job.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/opener.jpgopenerBest. Letter. Opener. Ever.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jb-centerfold.jpgJB centerfoldThis image is definitely a dart board somewhere.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tony.jpgTONYCoco's bible for where to go to get trashed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jb-spec.jpgJB Spec"Hi Coco, let's play Crazy Eights!"2011-02-25T07:34:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/21/lame-adventure-163-it%e2%80%99s-a-bird-it%e2%80%99s-a-plane-it%e2%80%99s-a-mini-countryman/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mini-countryman-billboard.jpgmini countryman billboardMounted with gallons of Gorilla Glue?2011-02-21T05:55:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/18/lame-adventure-162-intelligence-artificial-and-lacking/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/watson.jpgIBM's Watson Computing SystemWatson's avatar supposedly smiling. Yeah. Sure. Right.2011-02-18T13:13:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/14/lame-adventure-161-birthday-boy-balls/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mick-jagger.jpgMick JaggerHearing aid or playback device?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gregs-balls.jpggreg's ballsGreg fondling his balls.2011-02-14T12:59:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/09/lame-adventure-159-sticker-shock/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/victory.jpgvictorySmall victory. Large headache.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/joy.jpgjoyNo everyday joy here.2014-09-11T17:37:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/07/lame-adventure-158-the-super-bowl-and-china/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/age-chart.jpgAge Charthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ava-childs.jpgava childsAva training in Uggs.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/christina.jpgchristinaCheat sheet-free right palm. Big mistake.2011-02-09T02:51:06+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/02/03/lame-adventure-157-the-wrath-of-ice/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/wile-e-coyote.jpgwile-e-coyote2011-02-03T12:56:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/31/lame-adventure-156-oral-sex-in-the-workplace/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bluevalentine.jpgbluevalentineDeserving Academy Award Best Actress nominee, Michelle Williams, with co-star Ryan Gosling, who should have received a Best Actor nomination, in Blue Valentine.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tongue.jpgtonguePut that away now!2011-02-01T14:39:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/28/lame-adventure-155-insult-to-misery/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/entering-hell.jpgentering hellHeading to Hell.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pea-soup.jpgpea soupLake Pea Soup located in the heart of Manhattan's Upper West Side!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cyclops-the-snowwoman.jpgcyclops the snowwomanSuggestion from Cyclops the windowsill snow woman, "Next storm, lower your window, stupido."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lambs.jpglambsLambs to slaughter entering West 72nd Street subway station.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/suck-morning.jpgsuck morningSuck morning.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/barricades-everywhere.jpgbarricades everywhereWhere'd the sidewalk go?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/outside-window.jpgoutside windowThe look of ugh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/esb-stat.jpgesb statReal deal silly stat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jh.jpgjhThe son of Mother Hubbard, using his producer in the background as a tool to illustrate a point that this 21 million foot mountain of plowed snow rivals planet Neptune in size.2011-01-28T07:22:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/26/lame-adventure-154-fun-with-first-aid/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/rub-alc.jpgrub alcBottoms up.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/rc-first-aid-kit.jpgRC first aid kit"Hey gang, let's hurt ourselves so we can tear into this!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/last-bandaid.jpglast bandaidBox with one band aid.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/med-cab.jpgmed cabMedicine cabinet with two empty first aid kits.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dr-k.jpgdr. kDr. Kildare's attentive look at water.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shrouded-underling.jpgshrouded underlingSuffering in silence.2011-01-26T12:50:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/24/lame-adventure-153-tree-piles/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-new-yorker-jack-ziegler-jan-10-1994.jpgThe New Yorker, Jack Ziegler, Jan 10, 1994Another New York City tradition, dumping trees in any available trash can.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tjs-mulch-flavored-cereal.jpgTJ's mulch flavored cerealBark in a box.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/buried-trees-with-carpet.jpgburied trees with carpetTree suffering double indignity piled under snow and carpet.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tree-cluster.jpgtree clusterTrees with rigor mortis still clad in tinsel.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/72nd-bway-2.jpg72nd & Bway 2Battalion of trees at 72nd and Broadway2011-01-24T06:41:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/19/lame-adventure-152-hurry-up-and-wait/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gift-cards.jpgGift cards$43.59 Starbucks gift card collection.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/thumb.jpgthumbMy thumb ready for its close up.2011-01-19T15:42:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/17/lame-adventure-151-forbidden-fruit/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/f2o.jpgF2OA more welcome message than, "Suffer coronary now."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/as-carrot-cake.jpgA's carrot cakeAlbee's carrot cake.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/clementines.jpgclementinesForbidden fruit.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cream-puffs.jpgcream puffsFor those that are not lactose intolerant, these cream puffs rate a thumbs up, too.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fried-os.jpgfried o'sFried Oreo's - another Led Zeppole crowd pleaser.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/menu-board.jpgmenu boardMenu boardhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/zeppole.jpgzeppoleThe star attraction zeppole on display, but the fresh fare is smothered in powdered sugar.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/decor.jpgdecorMinimalist decor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/display-case.jpgdisplay caseModest array of goods on display.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lz.jpgLZLed Zeppole at dusk.2011-01-23T16:34:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/14/lame-adventure-150-billy%e2%80%99s-bakery-to-the-rescue/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/billys1.jpgBilly'sGet cupcakes here. Now.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/billys-2.jpgBilly's 2Billy's Bakery, a source for excellent eats.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pecan-pie.jpgpecan piePecan piehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/whoopie.jpgwhoopieSandwich cookies and pies!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-goods.jpgthe goodsBilly's menushttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-slice.jpgthe sliceThe (small) slice.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-box.jpgthe boxThe box.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/yum.jpgyumGone in 60 seconds.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/message.jpgmessageA hint of cake to come.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/k-the-m.jpgk the mKim the Magnificent2011-01-21T05:23:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/12/lame-adventure-149-stop-searching-and-find/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kidless-cat1.jpgkidless catI need a hug.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/paper-cutter.jpgpaper cutterSo close and yet so far.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fly-paper.jpgfly paperNot much of a Kodak moment.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sasquatch01.jpgsasquatch01Gisela suffering a bad hair day.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brass-key-fob.jpgbrass key fobThe key chain Sweet Pea will inherit.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kidless-cat.jpgkidless catI need a hug.2011-01-12T08:04:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/10/lame-adventure-148-outrage/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pit.jpgpitThe express to Chinahttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/joe-z.jpgSix Killed, AZ Congresswoman, Several Others Wounded By Gunman At Political EventJoe Zamudio and his fifteen minutes.2011-01-10T06:30:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/05/lame-adventure-146-back-to-the-daily-grind/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hp-laserjet.jpghp laserjetDid you miss me?2011-01-05T07:19:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2011/01/03/lame-adventure-145-summarizing-the-first-year-of-lame/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/thurber-mr-bill.jpgThurber-Mr. BillThurber sinking his teeth into Mr. Bill, "Oh noooooooooo!"2011-01-08T10:21:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/31/lame-adventure-144-back-in-the-snowy-apple/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/uws-trash.jpguws trashWelcome home.2012-10-28T19:28:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/29/lame-adventure-143-francis-ford-coppola-a-man-and-his-food-films-and-wine/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/an-5.jpgan 5Apocalypse Now surf board suspended from ceiling.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/an-4.jpgan 4More Apocalyse Now props and costumes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/an-1.jpgan 1Apocalyse Now props and costumes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drac-display-case.jpgdrac display caseDracula costumes on display enroute to restaurant, Rustic.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/closer-olive-oil-cans.jpgcloser olive oil cansCloser view of olive oil cans from Francis's collection of 4000.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/rustic-int.jpgrustic intInside olive oil can decorated Rustic, where the food is very fresh and well prepared under Francis's specifications.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ofth-glass-2.jpgofth glass 2Cocktail glass that held Nastassja Kinski in Coppola's One From the Heart outside the restaurant, Rustic. Note: the hostess informed us that I was the first person to know what film this prop was from. I asked, "Does this mean I get a free glass of wine?" No.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dean-label-poster.jpgdean label poster2010 reserve wine label poster designed by Dean Tavoularis.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pool.jpgpoolNot a day for swimming.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gourmet-foodstuffs.jpggourmet foodstuffsGourmet foodstuffs for sale.2010-12-31T04:30:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/27/lame-adventure-142-apres-christmas/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/back-yard.jpgback yardUsual view outside my window following a blizzard. I hope this is not the same view inside my apartment at this moment.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/happy-times.jpghappy timesBest buds Sweet Pea and Thurber chilling on Facebook.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cool-cat.jpgcool catMellow Tangy keeping warm on my brother-in-law's carhood.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/crazy-dog.jpgcrazy dogAlways looking for trouble Thurber.2010-12-27T18:59:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/24/lame-adventure-141-fear-of-francina/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/batpat-tree.jpgBatPat treeBat Pat, best friend since college's, green thumb Christmas tree cut down by a decendant of Daniel Boone.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dovima-tree.jpgdovima treeMy sister, Dovima's perfect tree, that she finds light-deficient.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2010-tree.jpg2010 treeMy brownstone's 2010 ornament collection with a spot of tree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/max-tree.jpgMax treeMartini Max circa 1960 Xmas tree courtesy of Reynolds Wrap.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2009-tree.jpg2009 treeMy brownstone's 2009 Xmas tree planted in front yard before heading to Rockefeller Center in 2040.2010-12-24T19:34:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/22/lame-adventure-140-to-read-or-not-to-read/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/plane-reading-e1293052560211.jpgplane readingA pile of plane reading.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/rotting-away.jpgrotting awayRotting away.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/steele.jpgsteelehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/al-lewis.gifal lewis"Let me give you a hand with that, Greg."2010-12-22T21:44:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/20/lame-adventure-139-vacation/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/zappos-review.jpgzappos reviewGood sneaker, but runs a bit wide.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/houdini.jpghoudiniCrummy subway train poster photo of what appears to be a very interesting exhibit.2010-12-20T19:51:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/17/lame-adventure-138-well-hung-sprouts/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/centerfold-worthy-sprouts.jpgcenterfold worthy sproutsBeauty pagent sprouts2010-12-17T07:23:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/15/lame-adventure-137-some-of-new-york%e2%80%99s-least-finest/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/somewhere-poster-sofia-coppola.pngSomewhere-Poster-Sofia-Coppola-https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/close-up.jpgclose up"Hey, I'm going to get popcorn. Keep an eye on my gum."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/med-shot.jpgmed shotAttention getter2012-10-12T04:54:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/13/lame-adventure-136-classical-music-hangover/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/three-pianos.jpgthree pianosNow in previews, opens https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/therisa-barber.jpgtherisa barberMove over Natalie Portman, here's NYC's living statue ballerina, Therisa Barber, standing still in the Times Square subway station. She was standing there when I blew by her at 1:35, and still standing there when I returned 3 1/2 hours later. Someone please pass the Aleve. 2010-12-13T15:05:06+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/04/lame-adventure-107-happy-birthday-john-lennon/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lennon-nyc-nyff-poster.jpgLennon NYC NYFF posterLennon: NYChttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yokoono48thnewyorkfilmfestivallennonyc.jpgYoko+Ono+48th+New+York+Film+Festival+LENNONYCDapper Yoko with Lennon: NYC director Michael Epstein.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/va001.jpgVA001"Guys, trust me, I can give Mom and Granny the slip."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/raquel-welch-one-million-years-de.jpgraquel-welch-one-million-years-deAxel's silent prayer, "Please God, please! Please, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/plastic-fab-four.jpgplastic fab fourJohn Lennon - a Beatle apart.2010-12-12T07:04:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/10/lame-adventure-135-watch-out-for-that-dove/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/leopard-cub.jpgleopard cubAdorable leopard cub that would surely love to eat a dove.2010-12-12T22:27:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/08/lame-adventure-134-fine-foodstuffs/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/milton-cake.jpgmilton cakeChocolate Lover's Revenge if eaten in one sitting with pignoli cookies taking cover in background.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cheese-cave.jpgcheese caveRounds of underground cheese; look cool, but probably smells ... like stinky cheese.2010-12-08T17:54:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/06/lame-adventure-133-sitting-ducks/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mm.jpgMMMichael Moore2010-12-06T15:24:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/03/lame-adventure-132-you-better-watch-out-you-better-hide/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/rareexports01_web1.jpgRareExports01_web1Frustrated Pietari eating his Dad's gingerbread cookies.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/willy-the-kid-and-marcus.jpgWilly, the Kid, and MarcusBad Santa Willy, the Kid, and Marcus 2010-12-06T15:27:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/12/01/lame-adventure-131-head-loading/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/oven-man.jpgoven-manOne way to ensure that one's beret stays put.2010-12-01T05:06:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/28/lame-adventure-130-pre-and-post-turkey-day-inanity/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dunce-caps.jpgdunce capsChristmas Coneheads.2010-11-28T23:02:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/22/lame-adventure-128-uninvited-guests/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pigeon.jpgpigeonBurp!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hitman-hands.jpghitman handsHitman hands at rest.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/centipede.jpgcentipedeMy centipede alter ego.2010-11-29T01:16:25+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/19/lame-adventure-127-don%e2%80%99t-leave-it-to-bieber/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the_beatles.jpgthe_beatlesThe Fab Four and Arthur.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/brady-wearing-justinbieberhair.jpgBrady wearing JustinBieberHairBrady-Man vs. Bieber-Boyhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bieber.jpgbieberA cultural low point.2010-11-20T09:18:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/17/lame-adventure-126-fresh-out-of-the-oven/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mer-and-kennedy.jpgmer and kennedyKennedy, Sophie and Mom, as Kennedy plots the future.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/benjamin-spock.jpgBenjamin-SpockThe first Dr. Spock.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sophie_photo.jpgsophie_photoFreshly hatched Sophie.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/feb-9.jpgFeb 9Cakes before being devoured by colleagues.2010-11-17T06:29:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/15/lame-adventure-125-memories-of-mean-streak/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ted.jpgTedMean Streak flaunting the wounds of war with himself.2013-11-15T12:37:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/12/lame-adventure-124-cat-lapping/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dogs-in-truck.jpgdogs ready to take over the worldWe're here!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nyt-cat-lapping.pngNYT cat lappingAnother mystery solved.2010-11-16T08:52:37+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/10/lame-adventure-123-west-side-chair-story/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/crappy-chair-2.jpgcrappy chair 2The survivor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cin-rai-bagel.jpgcin-rai bagelA more pleasant site.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/toilet.jpgtoiletA site rivaling in pleasantness with the car in the background with the smashed in passenger side door.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/union-rat.jpgunion ratNot this rat.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/crappy-chair-1.jpgcrappy chair 1You don't look happy to see me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/goa1.pngGoA1With the right toothpaste, I can also pilot a plane!2010-11-10T05:03:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/08/lame-adventure-122-sneezing-matters/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/law-nose1.jpgLAW noseThe nose that has launched 281 sneezes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/celine-dion.jpgceline-dionHow dare you2010-11-11T03:46:25+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/05/lame-adventure-121-a-steaming-pile-of-play/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/larryfineheadfshopt.jpglarryfineheadfshoptLarry the Finesthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/steaming-pile-of-play.jpgsteaming pile of playSteaming pile of play.2010-11-05T13:51:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/03/lame-adventure-120-the-highlights-of-my-election-night/2010-11-03T21:20:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/11/01/lame-adventure-119-what-is-that/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hazmat-training-suit-3wjl2_aw99.jpgHazmat-Training-Suit-3WJL2_AW99Everyday is Halloween Greg-wear.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bloody-monitor.jpgbloody monitorAnimal, vegetable or mineral by-product?2010-11-01T05:14:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/29/lame-adventure-118-bottoms-up/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/martini-maurice.jpgMartini MauriceNo Grey Goose for Maurice!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ow.jpgOwWill Skyy still love you tomorrow?2010-10-29T13:53:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/27/lame-adventure-117-loose-screws-and-queens-honey/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/queens-honey.jpgqueens honeyReal deal fall harvest Queens honey.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kiehls-prez.jpgkiehls prezSee for yourself. Best shampoo ever circled in red.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kiehls-pro-con-shampoo.jpgkiehls pro con shampooBest shampoo ever.2010-10-29T01:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/20/lame-adventure-115-shape-shifting/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tilda.jpgTildaHappy to oblige Tilda.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ccw-broken.jpgCCW-BrokenLevain Bakery Chocolate Chip Walnut Cookie -- heroin in cookie shape.2010-10-22T19:55:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/18/lame-adventure-114-un-astonished/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/matthew-weiner_560x330.jpgMatthew-Weiner_560x330Matthew Weiner, not exactly the second coming of F. Scott Fitzgerald, but a terrific TV creator.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bill-wild.jpgbill wildBill Wild channeling Scott Shepherd?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/scott-shepherd.jpgScott ShepherdScott Shepherd channeling Nick Carraway.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gatz.jpggatz2010-10-18T13:20:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/08/lame-adventure-109-new-york-film-festival-%e2%80%93-black-venus/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/shoes.jpgshoesYahima Torres shoes. Milton also loved her fancy footwear.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yahima-torres.jpgyahima torresYahima Torres feeling love from viewers that were impressed with both her performance and the film.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/qa.jpgq&aYahima Torres's interpreter, Yahima Torres and Melissa Anderson.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blackvenus1.jpgblackvenus1Living a life void of mirth.2010-11-10T23:44:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/11/lame-adventure-110-new-york-film-festival-%e2%80%93-joe-dante%e2%80%99s-the-hole/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jd-in-lobby.jpgjd in lobbyAfter screening, Joe Dante, chewing the fat in the theater lobby with a fan.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jd-on-stage.jpgjd on stageJoe Dante, seated left, during Q&A with Gavin Smith.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hole-kids.jpghole kidsThe Hole kids after glimpsing some crazy shit.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hole.jpgholeOnly the insane or curious kids send a video camera down there.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/holerevisedposter.jpgholerevisedposter2010-10-17T17:01:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/15/lame-adventure-112-orlando-the-ultimate-she-man/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/orlando.jpgOrlandoClosing Sunday October 17th.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/orla-play.jpgORLA-playGirls playing boys and boys playing queens.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/orlando-movie.jpgorlando movieMovie poster.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/orlando-novel.jpgorlando novelEarly edition of the novel.2010-10-17T16:55:25+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/16/lame-adventure-113-the-return-of-the-british-comedy-invasion/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/funny-four.jpgfunny fourExpert funnymen from across the pond (left to right) Frost, Vranch, Steen and Smarthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/frost-in-control.jpgfrost in controlStephen Frost giving us the index finger.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/janet.jpgjanetJanet to the rescue!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/britishcomedyinvasion.jpgBritishComedyInvasion2010-10-17T16:53:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/10/06/lame-adventure-108-an-invitation-from-suzan-lori-parks-to-milton-and-me/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/slp_357x3541.jpgslp_357x354[1]2010-10-06T04:15:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/29/lame-adventure-105-tile-and-the-packing-peanut/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/box.jpgboxLooks like breakfast to me!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/overhead-view.jpgoverhead viewUnder Ling eye view.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/disintegrated.jpgdisintegrated"I'm melting!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/peanut.jpgpeanutThe chosen one.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/peanuts.jpgpeanutsPacking peanuts for all!2010-09-30T01:24:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/27/lame-adventure-104-new-york-film-festival-snafu/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ath-bo.jpgATH BOAlice Tully Hall box office window; a window we now know well.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/nyff-calendar.jpgnyff calendarRequired reading: New York Film Festival calendar.2010-09-29T00:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/24/lame-adventure-103-head-moves/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/head-2.jpghead 2Odalisca in her new location a little lower and to the left.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/head-1.jpghead 1Odalisca from behind.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/tp.jpgtpBalancing act.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crane.jpgcraneEveryone, just get the hell out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2010-09-24T18:41:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/20/lame-adventure-101-suspicious-package/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/leather-clutch.jpgleather clutchExploding with possibility.2010-09-20T05:51:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/17/lame-adventure-100-the-first-centennial/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/closet1.jpgclosetWhy closets have doors.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/closet.jpgclosethttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lettuce-prey.jpglettuce preyImage is not to scale unless you're six-years-old and and in church.2012-06-27T18:14:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/14/lame-adventure-99-ole/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pumped-up-rafa.jpgpumped up RafaPumped up Rafa.2010-09-14T04:53:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/13/lame-adventure-98-postponed-by-rain/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/troyhair.jpgtroyhairDon't touch the hair.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/how_the_grinch_stole_christmas_cover.pngHow_the_Grinch_Stole_Christmas_coverVera Zvonareva's doppelgänger per Milton.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vera-zvonareva-10th-bnp-paribas-taste-tennis-0hjyqw.jpg10th Annual BNP Paribas Taste of Tennis - ArrivalsVera Zvonareva flaunting her tan lines.2010-09-13T06:08:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/11/lame-adventure-97-dilemma/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/epr.jpgEPRHow do you define emergency?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vera-zvonareva_towel.jpgVera-Zvonareva_towelSeriously, go to your room.2010-09-13T03:48:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/09/lame-adventure-96-brilliant-but-fashion-challenged/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rafa_sneakers.jpgRafa_SneakersNadal's Rafa sneakers.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/marvin.jpgmarvinMarvin the Martian https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rafa.jpgrafaRafa serving at the US Open.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sunshine.jpgSunshineCaroline "Sunshine" Wozniacki wearing Stella McCartney designed black & yellow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rafa-wedgie.jpgRafa wedgieHideous Rafa outfit with wedgie tug.2010-09-09T14:41:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/03/lame-adventure-94-foot-faulting-through-life/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sneaks.jpgsneaksLame Adventures Woman Disgruntled Jack Purcell sneakerhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/courage.jpgcourageMelanie Oudin's 2010 Courage tennis shoehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/believe.jpgbelieveMelanie Oudin's 2009 Believe tennis shoeshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/subtennis4-popup.jpgSUBTENNIS4-popupFederer's New York State of mind tennis shoes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/serena-4-e1283495794492.jpgserena 4All smiles Serena three days after outburst at book signing where no one has the guts to joke, "Foot-fault."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/brooklyn-decker-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-cover-2010.jpgBrooklyn Decker is the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model (photo credit: Walter Iooss Jr./Sports Illustrated). Issue on sale now. (PRNewsFoto/Sports Illustrated, Walter Iooss Jr.) Original Filename: SPORTS_ILLUSTRATED_SWIMSUIT_COVER_MODEL_PRN2.jpgMrs. Roddickhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/roddick-angry.jpgroddick angryPictured Roddick not asking, "What time is it?"2010-09-06T18:31:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/09/02/lame-adventure-93-back-again/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bo-zone.jpgBO ZoneBlame me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/letter.jpgLetterMy lear.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mw_tbc.jpgMW_TBCLess filling. Tastes great.2010-09-02T16:32:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/30/lame-adventure-92-french-gangsters-vs-bedbugs/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/now-showing.jpgNow showingNow showing: nothing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/amc-dark.jpgAMC darkDark zipper. Stay away.2010-08-31T18:18:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/27/lame-adventure-91-pedal-pushing/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sale-price.jpgSale priceNice price.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/4-dutch-beauties.jpg4 Dutch BeautiesFour Dutch beauties.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sign.jpgsignIn case you blank on the first name, try to recall the second.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/uws-raleigh.jpgUWS RaleighSomeone's beloved Raleigh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bike-carcass.jpgbike carcassR.I.P.2011-11-12T04:50:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/25/lame-adventure-90-rainy-days-and-wednesdays/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/umbrella.jpgumbrellaUndignified ending.2010-08-25T05:13:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/23/lame-adventure-89-the-breast-of-the-matter/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lovely-jubblies.jpgLovely JubbliesMore explicit sign. Eh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/breast-seller.jpgBreast SellerHeadline news.2010-08-23T04:37:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/20/lame-adventure-88-chain-letter-lunacy/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cali.jpgCaliCali smiling for the camera.2010-08-20T12:21:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/18/lame-adventure-87-chump-change/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/henning-nickel.jpgHenning nickelHenning nickel -- see hole in R in Pluribus.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chump-change-nickel-2a1.jpgchump change nickel 2aWhat are the odds?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chump-change-penny-2a.jpgchump change penny 2aPenny in question.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/2-bucks.jpg2 bucks$2 and four cents.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/35-bucks.jpg35 bucks35 bucks.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/miltons-foot.jpgMilton's footMilton's right foot playing the diva.2010-08-28T04:16:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/16/lame-adventure-86-please-do-stop-the-music/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_5282.jpgIMG_5282A stuffed badger theatrical prop that was not used in any Elvis film nor on the Confessions tour.2010-08-28T04:28:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/13/lame-adventure-85-naked-and-dangerous/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hammer.jpghammerHammer in action.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tray.jpgtrayBig whoop.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bag.jpgbagSound effect: down beathttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pretzel-balls.jpgpretzel ballsYum! 2010-08-13T14:23:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/09/lame-adventure-83-eat-pray-printer/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hp-color-laserjet-2840.jpgHP Color Laserjet 2840Glowing red light in background means that the bathroom is occupied.2010-08-13T01:40:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/11/lame-adventure-84-street-walking/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/street-penis-bldg.jpgstreet penis bldgStreet penis landmark building.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/street-penis.jpgstreet penisUpper West Side street penis on long term display.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yuppies.jpgyuppiesStreet philosophizing.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jetsons.jpgjetsonsI wish.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/free-beer.jpgfree beerFree - my second favorite four letter f-word.2010-08-11T08:08:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/06/lame-adventure-82-spike-heeled-naked-and-pregnant/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/miles-davis.jpgMiles Davishttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/conception-poster-31459-1280334484-36.jpgconception-poster-31459-1280334484-36Juno meets Inception thanks to Photoshop.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/conception.jpgconceptionMystery poster2010-08-17T04:46:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/16/lame-adventure-35-a-banana-a-day/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bananas-003.jpgbananas 003Ling's banana on the left. Mine on the right. https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/elvis.jpgelvisElvis's death-wich.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/floyd.jpgFloydFloyd in his orchard.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dappledandypluots.jpgDappleDandyPluotsPluot orgy.2010-08-04T23:38:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/03/lame-adventure-80-for-the-birds/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/perched.jpgperchedFlaunting power atop William Earl Dodge statue in Bryant Park!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/unperched.jpgunperchedA bit powerless here but ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pigeon.jpgpigeon"Hurry up, take your picture. It's been almost a minute since I last ate. Hey! Do you have a pretzel on you? I'm in the mood for one."2010-08-04T23:08:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/08/04/lame-adventure-81-a-squirrel-a-beagle-and-a-rabbi-all-walk-into-a-bar-%e2%80%a6/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s7.jpgS7Full frontal eating.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tcu.jpgTCU"Enough already!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s6.jpgS6"Everybody's giving me a pain in the tail right now."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tanner.jpgTanner"Whatever you do, take it fast and don't shoot my right side."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s3.jpgS3This is like Xmas dinner in August!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s2.jpgS2I can't control myself!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s1.jpgS1You should try this if you need more tone in your upper arms.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/squirrel-and-car.jpgsquirrel and carLittle squirrel, big car2014-01-08T18:24:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/30/lame-adventure-79-coco%e2%80%99s-20-seconds-with-john-mayer/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jm-concert-shot.jpgJM concert shotJohn Mayer in action at Jones Beachhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jmg.jpgJM&GJohn & Coco -- alone at last!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sharpie.jpgSharpieBlack Sharpie at the ready.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img950141.jpgIMG950141Walking the splintered line.2010-07-31T15:15:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/29/lame-adventure-78-king-of-the-beasts/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/animal_kingdom_poster.jpgAnimal_kingdom_posterhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sitar-e1280382836409.jpgSITARGregs fully tuned sitar.2010-07-29T13:32:21+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/27/lame-adventure-77-weekend-getaway/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/goofing-around-on-a-sand-dune.jpggoofing around on a sand duneGoofing around on a sand dune.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/little-beach-girl.jpglittle beach girlLook at me, Mister! I'm still standing!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lifeguard-3.jpglifeguard 3Better keep an eye on them.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lifeguard-2.jpglifeguard 2"Look down there. See those two stumbling around? Bad news on feet."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lifeguard-1.jpglifeguard 1Just another day at the office until ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dgc.jpgDG&CD&G and Charleshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/banana-ass-shot.jpgbanana ass shotBanana ass shot of Ulla and me.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hammock.jpghammockBack yard paradise hammockhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pool.jpgpoolBack yard paradisehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/birds.jpgbirdsBirds perched on light posts.2010-07-27T16:41:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/24/lame-adventure-76-hat-head/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/celie.jpgCelieCeliehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/milton-channels-celie.jpgMilton channels CelieMilton channels Celie!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_1049.jpgIMG_1049https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_5841.jpgIMG_5841Boring cap.2010-07-26T04:03:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/21/lame-adventure-75-the-ceiling-tumor/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ceiling-tumor.jpgceiling tumorCeiling Tumorhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/target-elsbeth.jpgTarget ElsbethTarget Elsbethhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ratatouilleposter.jpgratatouilleposterhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/trash-can-water-catcher.jpgtrash can water catcherDual purpose trash can2010-07-21T04:06:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/19/lame-adventure-74-summer-cleaning/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/garment-bag.jpggarment bagNot exactly user-friendly size-wise.2012-05-29T02:28:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/16/lame-adventure-73-it%e2%80%99s-not-the-heat-it%e2%80%99s-definitely-the-stupidity/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/welcome-home.jpgwelcome homeWelcome Home!2010-07-16T04:03:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/14/lame-adventure-72-in-death-you%e2%80%99re-temporarily-jesus/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ray_nyer_cover.jpgray_nyer_cover2010-07-16T22:23:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/12/lame-adventure-71-she%e2%80%99s-baaaaaaaaaaaaack/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ear-torture.jpgear tortureTorture by whistle -- water boarding's great-grandmother.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/exhausted-drag.jpgexhausted dragThis wilted rose surely looked a lot fresher four hours earlier that day.2010-07-12T04:54:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/10/lame-adventure-70-let-us-eat-cake/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blurry-shot.jpgBlurry shotDisappointing blurry shot of otherwise excellent cake, but did we get this cake inscribed Krystle?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/after-action-shot.jpgAfter Action ShotVoila!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/action-shot.jpgAction ShotGreg in action.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/duane-park.jpgduane parkAn excellent bakery especially if someone else is paying.2010-07-11T02:35:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/06/lame-adventure-68-happy-6th-of-july/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/victorious-rafa1.jpgvictorious rafaVictorious Rafa giving competive eaters an idea.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/alg_nathans_hotdog_champ.jpgHot DogVictorious Joey Chestnut with his post-competition beverage of choice.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/takeru-kobayashi.jpgtakeru-kobayashiKobayashi in happier times flaunting a gut full of dogs.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/victorious-rafa.jpgvictorious rafahttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/margaret-hamilton.jpgmargaret hamiltonMargaret Hamilton channeling her inner Novak Djokovic.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/novak_djokovic.jpgnovak_djokovicNovak Djokovic channeling his inner Margaret Hamilton.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/4.jpg-4Elaine basking in Roger's victory.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2.jpg-2Federer waving.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1.jpg-1Roger Federer on the far side of the court at Wimbledon June 28th, 2010.2010-07-06T04:27:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/07/02/lame-adventure-67-broadway-revival-of-fences/2010-07-02T05:17:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/30/lame-adventure-66-the-kids-are-all-right-absolutely/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tkaar-display.jpgtkaar displayThe Kids Are All Right theater display.2010-06-30T05:20:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/28/lame-adventure-65-pride-baby/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gay-city-news.jpggay city newsGay City News ending the march. Note doggie in driver's side window.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/green-party-members.jpggreen party membersGreen party members letting it all hang out.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pride-pooch.jpgpride poochPride pooch.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/randy-blue-boy-smiling.jpgrandy blue boy smilingSmiling Randy Blue Boy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/randy-blue-boys.jpgrandy blue boysThe Randy Blue Boys - up and coming, pardon the pun, gay male port film company.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nyls-girls.jpgnyls girlsNew York Law School girls when they're not hitting the books.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/episcopals.jpgepiscopalsPro LGBT Episcopals.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/miss-d.jpgmiss dMichelle Dupree, whoever that is.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/melon-boobs-2.jpgmelon boobs 2Another angle on the unreal.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/melon-boobs.jpgmelon boobsUnreal literally and figuratively.2012-10-28T18:40:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/25/lame-adventure-64-%e2%80%9cdo-you-need-a-bag%e2%80%9d/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/breakfast.jpgbreakfast2010-06-25T05:56:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/23/lame-adventure-63-west-coast-getaway/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mail.jpgmailBack to reality mail not too smashed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bp_me_smile.jpgBP_Me_smileBuddies!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fish-plate.jpgfish plateFish plate BatPat loved.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ahi.jpgahiMy Ahi tuna entree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sole.jpgsoleSole entree.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/apps.jpgappsArtichoke and steamers appetizers.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sailboat.jpgsailboatSailboat BatPat wanted that sailed past our table.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/table_view.jpgtable_viewView from our table inside Scoma's.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/scomas.jpgScomasScoma'shttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fred.jpgFredFred the Family Fish2010-06-23T14:54:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/14/lame-adventure-61-tony-award-observations/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lea-michele-tony-rehearsals-12.jpglea-michele-tony-rehearsals-12Lea Michele ready to take on Barbra Streisand?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/honest-abe.jpghonest-abeCatherine Zeta-Joneshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katie-holmes-tony-awards-daniel-radcliffe.jpgkatie-holmes-tony-awards-daniel-radcliffeBambi meets Godzilla.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sean_kristin.jpgsean_kristinSean and Kristin PDA-ing Al and Tipper-style.2010-06-16T04:24:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/11/lame-adventure-60-skid-marks/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wet-floor.jpgwet floorBrilliantly placed sign located nowhere near any wet subway station floor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shiny-and-wet.jpgshiny and wetDon't sit here!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/slippery-when-wet-floor.jpgslippery when wet floorA spot that is definitely slippery when wet.2012-07-05T19:00:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/09/lame-adventure-59-intelligence-test/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/number.jpgnumberI hope that Mr. or Ms. Red found their way to Register 12.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/monitor.jpgmonitorScreen with five fat stripes.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/arrows.jpgarrowsStand under the arrows.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/entrance-1.jpgentrance 1Whole Foods in Tribeca.2010-06-16T02:01:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/07/lame-adventure-58-good-film-good-food/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cake-and-cupcake.jpgcake and cupcakeMagnolia Bakery royalty.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hummingbird-cake.jpgHummingbird CakeThe queen of Magnolia cakes, Hummingbird Cake.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chocolate-banana-cupcake.jpgchocolate banana cupcakeThe king of Magnolia cupcakes, Chocolate Banana.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/get_him_to_the_greek_poster_01.jpgget_him_to_the_greek_poster_01Aldous and Aaron.2010-06-07T05:35:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/04/lame-adventure-57-british-comedy-invasion-at-webster-hall/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/poster.jpgposterCrummy poster, great show.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shenanigans.jpgShenanigansMadcap chaos!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mm2.jpgM&M2Great duet!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mm1.jpgM&M1Myers & Mullarkey together again!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mike.jpgMikeMike!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/steen-2.jpgSteen 2The New Nun's Story.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/steen.jpgSteenSteen on his knees praying and playing drunk.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/eddie.jpgEddieEddie!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/frost-2.jpgFrost 2Frost commenting on the audience members' terrible penmanship.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bollywood.jpgBollywoodSteen going Bollywood with Frost.2010-06-16T01:52:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/06/02/lame-adventure-56-sneezing-numbers-for-may/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/flower-girl.jpgFlower GirlI suspect that the power of suggestion from this woman's headpiece is what prompted me to sneeze twice while on Marina Abramovic MOMA exhibit finale watch on Monday.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/book-of-sneeze-e1275359199704.jpgBook of SneezeMy Book of Sneeze2010-06-04T01:04:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/31/lame-adventure-55-go-to-moma-get-arrested/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marina-10.jpgMarina 10The Artist is No Longer Present.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marina-8.jpgMarina 8Marina surrounded by the performers who recreated her performances.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marina-6.jpgMarina 6"Thanks for watching. Exit through the gift shop."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marina-5.jpgMarina 5https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marina-3.jpgMarina 3"Hey, I did it!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marina-2.jpgMarina 2"I hope I don't trip on this thing."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marina-1.jpgMarina 1"Ugh."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/klaus-2.jpgKlaus 2"Marina, it's time to get up."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/klaus-1.jpgKlaus 1Klaus, the final sitter, and Marina.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/monk-2.jpgMonk 2"Hey padre, gotta go."2010-06-02T00:51:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/31/lame-adventure-54-%e2%80%9cblog-away%e2%80%9d/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/claudia-shear.jpgclaudia shearClaudia Shearhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nytw2.jpgNYTW22010-06-01T18:07:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/28/lame-adventure-53-tea-time/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/photo.jpgphotoBonus shot courtesy of Martini Max's iPhone of Tura Satana signing Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! autographs at Chiller convention In NJ in April.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/brewed-cold-brew.jpgBrewed cold brewAhhhhhhhhhhh, refreshing!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lipton-cold-brew.jpgLipton Cold BrewOh happy day!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tura_pic.jpgTura_picBirthday present unwrapped.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/baroness-of-bows.jpgBaroness of BowsBirthday present wrapped by the Baroness of Bows!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/woody-woodpecker-puppet.jpgwoody woodpecker puppetSomeone I liked a lot at age 5.2010-05-29T14:58:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/26/lame-adventure-52-onto-the-er/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/val-kill.jpgVal KillER's cottage nestled behind trees.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/stone-cottage.jpgStone CottageStone Cottage.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/val-kill-sign.jpgVal Kill signhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mid-hudson-bridge.jpgmid-hudson bridge"Cross Mid-Hudson Bridge, Max."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/grill.jpgGrillFireplace grill.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/er.jpgERGreat American ER inside Val-Kill Cottage study.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/max-entering-vk.jpgMax entering VKGreat American Max about to enter Val-Kill Cottage.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/middle-linebacker.jpgMiddle linebackerHey lady! Your back makes a better door than window!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/er-typewriter.jpgER typewriterTypewriter similar to ER's?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/doll-house.jpgDoll HouseCrummy image of dollhouse.2010-05-26T19:26:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/24/lame-adventure-51-visiting-the-cia/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cheese.jpgcheeseSay "Cheese!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tableside-duck1.jpgtableside duckTableside prepared duck.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tableside-duck.jpgtableside duckTableside prepared duck.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/salad.jpgsaladMy picture-perfect salad.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/shrimp.jpgShrimpMax's shrimp.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/onion-soup.jpgOnion soupMoMM's soup with cheese-encrusted croutons.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/escoffier-student-staff.jpgEscoffier student staffEscoffier Restuarant student-staff hard at work.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cia1.jpgCIAhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cia.jpgCIAhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mom.jpgMOMMoMM with Max walking in the background.2010-05-24T23:46:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/21/lame-adventure-50-the-satchel-situation/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/satchel1.jpgsatchelNew bag made who knows where on left and an original made in Manhattan Portage on right.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/satchel.jpgsatchel2010-05-21T13:21:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/19/lame-adventure-49-bathroom-matters/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/occupied.jpgOccupiedOccupied.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tp-roll.jpgTP RollCompany imbecile was here.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/vacant.jpgVacantYes! Bathroom light not glowing red!2010-05-19T04:12:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/17/lame-adventure-48-the-real-reason-why-law-order-was-cancelled-%e2%80%93-the-elaine-jinx/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lo-2.jpgL&O 2Elaine in disbelief standing next to Executive ADA Jack McCoyhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lo1.jpgL&O1Elaine playing with props.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lo4.jpgL&O4Elaine making herself at home on the set.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lo7.jpgL&O7Elaine paling around with ADA Connie Rubirosa.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lo5.jpgL&O5Elaine and her hero, Executive ADA, Michael Cutterhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lo6.jpgL&O6Cool!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4782.jpgIMG_4782A flavor so good it's worth a pulled muscle.2010-05-24T12:51:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/10/lame-adventure-45-encounter-with-the-pigeon-of-fortune/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pigeons3.jpgPigeons3Vessels of luck in repose.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4721.jpgIMG_4721Ew.2010-05-10T04:00:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/08/lame-adventure-44-share-the-pain/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_47112.jpgIMG_4711Liner notes and album art -- more product of a bygone era.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_47091.jpgIMG_4709A must-have Judy recording for all fans of Dorothy.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_47111.jpgIMG_4711Product of a bygone era -- liner notes, album art.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4711.jpgIMG_4711https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4709.jpgIMG_4709https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/51jey0ccqnl.jpg51jey0ccqnlRequired listening for all Judy lovers.2010-05-15T11:18:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/05/03/lame-adventure-42-apple-shenanigans/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4654.jpgIMG_4654Shavone's trademark nails -- all real -- and she can work a register like a magician with them!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4669.jpgIMG_4669The Wicked Witch of the West side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_4662.jpgIMG_4662The Megan Fox side.2010-05-04T16:53:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/30/lame-adventure-41-the-lip-balm-tragedy/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4643.jpgIMG_4643The Imelda Marcos Collection of Lip Balmshttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4637.jpgIMG_4637"Help me!"https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4635.jpgIMG_46352012-11-11T23:53:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/28/lame-adventure-40-the-syrup-locker/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/syrup-locker.jpgsyrup lockerThe Syrup Locker (with sign).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/article-1193624-055fa81c000005dc-70_468x270.jpgarticle-1193624-055FA81C000005DC-70_468x270Birds of a feather.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/locker.jpgLOCKERLocker.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/maple_syrup.jpgMaple_syrupSyrup.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hurt-locker-kathryn-bigelow.jpghurt-locker-kathryn-bigelowBigelow in action directing The Hurt Locker.2010-05-01T19:22:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/26/lame-adventure-39-chimes-in-hell/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4625.jpgIMG_4625My source of force-fed mellow.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4614.jpgIMG_4614Professionally, Albee uses the easy to remember stage name Kuros Charney.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4617.jpgIMG_46172010-04-26T04:11:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/23/lame-adventure-38-theater-hiking/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/20478_creditors_emailad_broadwaybox2.jpg20478_Creditors_EmailAd_BroadwayBoxhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/20478_creditors_emailad_broadwaybox1.jpg20478_Creditors_EmailAd_BroadwayBoxhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/harvey-gallery-2.jpgharvey gallery 2Geronimo!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/harvey-vertigo.jpgharvey vertigoUgh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/led-zeppelin-stairway-to-heaven1.jpgLed Zeppelin stairway to heavenNow it can be told, Led Zeppelin was singing about the Harvey Theater staircase!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/led-zeppelin-stairway-to-heaven.jpgLed Zeppelin stairway to heavenLed Zeppelin was actually singing about the Harvey Theater staircase.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/creditors08.jpgcreditors08Teale, Burke and Chancellor.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/20478_creditors_emailad_broadwaybox.jpg20478_Creditors_EmailAd_BroadwayBox2012-12-18T09:40:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/21/lame-adventure-37-death-on-the-premises/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mouse.jpgmouseRIP Little Bored to Death Mouse Immortalized in Lame Adventures2010-04-21T17:27:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/19/lame-adventure-36-the-calculations-of-light/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/algore.jpgAlGoreThis is how you thank me for inventing the Internet?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/oscarcher.jpgOscarCherGreetings to Milton from Cher.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/grandma-10705909083.jpggrandma-10705909083Rihanna clad in Venetian blinds.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4599.jpgIMG_4599My descendants.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4598.jpgIMG_45982010-04-19T04:29:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/14/lame-adventure-34-blooming-and-sneezing/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dungbeetle.jpgdungbeetleA relation of mine with 20/20 vision.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/impressionism_review_large.jpgimpressionism_review_largeJoan Allen and Jeremy Irons on Broadway in Impressionism in 2009. Good cast, mediocre play.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jb_fanny_ardant01.jpgjb_fanny_ardant01Fanny Ardant channeling Roz.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4581.jpgIMG_4581It was gone within an hour.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4579.jpgIMG_4579Come to the UWS and adopt a vacuum cleaner.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4575.jpgIMG_4575Garden in a can!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4572.jpgIMG_4572A touch of Florida on the Upper West Side.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4567.jpgIMG_4567Why? When I want a beer, I want a real beer.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4570.jpgIMG_4570Dogwood trees on Broadway. Snore.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_4582.jpgIMG_4582Tree outside my window starting to bloom and making me sneeze.2010-04-15T13:46:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/07/lame-adventure-31-going-nut-mix/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gin_tonic.jpggin_tonichttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/raisin-nut-mix-1.jpgraisin nut mix 12010-04-28T00:52:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/05/lame-adventure-30-the-old-men-and-the-see/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bilde-1.jpgbilde-1Edith Head and her alter ego Edna Modehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/swiss-guard.jpgswiss-guardIs it just me or does this getup look like pajamas?2010-04-05T05:00:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/04/02/lame-adventure-29-sister-antics/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/almond-paste-1.jpgalmond paste 1A dream birthday gift, too!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/envelope_2.jpgEnvelope_22010-04-05T14:30:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/29/lame-adventure-27-movie-madness/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fp05.jpgfp05The original Pussycat Dolls in boots made for stomping.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/faster_pussycat__kill__kill__1965_.jpgFaster_Pussycat__Kill__kill__1965_https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/potemkinmarch.jpgPotemkinmarchOdessa Steps sequence wide shot.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/odessastepsbaby.jpgOdessastepsbaby... Or baby to be.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/battleship-potemkin.jpgbattleship-potemkinNot the best place for a woman ...https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/odessastepsboots.jpgOdessastepsbootsThese boots were made for stomping.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bp-poster.jpgBP PosterBattleship Potemkin cover art2010-03-29T17:19:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/26/lame-adventure-26-put-a-sock-in-it/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/brown-socks.jpgBrown socksTogether again.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/compact-folding-bike.jpgcompact-folding-bikeDate bait.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tn2_weird_al_yankovic_2.jpgtn2_weird_al_yankovic_2Weird Al2012-08-26T19:41:21+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/24/lame-adventure-25-that-time-of-decade/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sharon_stone_003_wenn5449254.jpgsharon_stone_003_wenn5449254Sharon Stone while filming "Law and Order" near my place of employ.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/23103_1.jpg23103_1https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/envelope_1.jpgEnvelope_12010-03-24T16:49:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/22/lame-adventure-24-getting-around/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1968-buick.jpg1968 Buick1968 Buick LeSabre - a family guy's muscle car.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/21porsche-span-articlelarge1.jpg21PORSCHE-span-articleLargePorsche Panamera - the vehicle that will get the kids to school at warp-speed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/21porsche-span-articlelarge.jpg21PORSCHE-span-articleLargeThe vehicle that will get the kids to school in warp-speed.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ellen-degeneres1.jpgellen-degeneres1Nurse Ellenhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jackie_215x225.jpgjackie_215x225Nurse Jackie2010-03-22T15:47:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/15/lame-adventure-21-dragging-forward-and-bumbling-back/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stupido.jpgstupidoEinstein the Cat, trained by Waste O. Space.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image62953471.jpgimage6295347https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image6295347.jpgimage62953472010-03-15T04:18:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/12/lame-adventure-20-look-ma-no-hand/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/behandingthumb.jpgbehandingthumbChristopher Walken as Carmichael2010-03-12T14:43:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/10/lame-adventure-19-what%e2%80%99s-wrong-with-this-picture/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mailbox2.jpgmailbox2A portrait of pathetic.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/leon2.jpgLeon2Leon radiating excellence.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/malbox1.jpgmalbox1This is for real.2010-03-12T05:29:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/08/lame-adventure-18-real-cmple/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cmple-logo.gifcmple logoLow on glitz, high on quality and service.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/camera_cable2.jpgcamera_cable2Works good, smells good.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/radio-shack-hq.jpgRadio Shack HQRadio Shack corporate headquarters a.k.a. Price Gouging Centralhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/canon3.jpgcanon3Perfectly fine Canon Powershot on loan from Elsbeth.2010-03-09T00:38:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/05/lame-adventure-17-shiny-naked-gold-guys/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bigelow-dga-80436351.jpgbigelow-dga-8043635[1]Bigelow with her Directors Guild award.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tony.jpgTonyMilton shopping for hair care products.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thewhiteribbon.jpgTheWhiteRibbonhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nyff2009_whiteribbon_pc-2017_godlis.jpgNYFF2009_WhiteRibbon_PC-2017_godlisMichael Hanekehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/alice-tully.jpgAlice TullyLincoln Center's Alice Tully Hallhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/west_side_story.jpgwest_side_storyThe film that started it all.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/side_oscar.jpgside_oscar2010-03-05T13:57:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/03/02/lame-adventure-16-channeling-spring/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pothole.jpgpotholeMe on a bad hair day.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bettie-page-jungle.jpgBettie-Page-JungleBettie Page hanging out.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blockhead.jpgblockheadFather of Lumpish Fellow2010-03-03T05:20:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/26/lame-adventure-14-sick-and-sick-of-snow/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/neti2.jpgNeti2Eh.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mightymouse1.jpgmightymousehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mightymouse.jpgmightymousehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/horn.jpghornUgh job.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lots-of-kitties-desktop.jpglots-of-kitties-desktopUgh.2010-03-12T15:33:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/22/lame-adventure-13-family-matters/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/womanscreaming.jpgLabor PainsDovima before redonning her gift giving thinking cap.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/willie.jpgwillieThis year's likely dud.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/far_from_heaven_xlg.jpgfar_from_heaven_xlghttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/moonshine_still.jpgmoonshine_stillLegendary disaster 2 (as I remember it).https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bow-tie.jpgBow tieLegendary disaster 1https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo-3.jpgphoto-32010-02-22T10:02:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/18/lame-adventure-12-welcome-to-the-doghouse/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/maquette.jpgmaquetteNow we can add maquette to our warehouse of knowledge.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/green-eyeshade.jpgGreen-eyeshadeThe bane of my existance.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/elsbeth-and-staff.gifelsbeth and staffElsbeth having tea with managerial aristocracy with me perched at her knee.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sybil.jpgSybilSybil on the rag.2010-02-22T02:07:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/17/lame-adventure-11-apartment-life/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pocket-rocket1.jpgpocket rocketNot invented by NASA.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pocket-rocket.jpgpocket rocketNot invented by Nhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/11locationspan-1-articlelarge.jpg11locationspan-1-articleLargeGarret furnished by someone with taste.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rambo-solo.jpgRambo-SoloThe poster.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rambospan.jpgrambospanZachary Oberzan channeling John Barrymore.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/first_blood_ver1.jpgfirst_blood_ver1Got testosterone?2010-02-19T20:29:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/16/lame-adventure-10-near-miss-close-call/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rr1199wolf.jpgrr1199wolfAn example of Tex.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_4513.jpgIMG_4513I've always prefered the outside more than the food.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_45121.jpgIMG_4512This chunk of ice does not look like much here, but it meant business!https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_4512.jpgIMG_4512Doesn't look like much here, but it meant business2010-02-16T16:24:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/14/lame-adventure-9-a-shout-out-to-lola-on-her-birthday/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kinnear.jpgkinnearGreg Kinnearhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bobcostas.jpgbobcostasBob Costashttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spaghetti.jpgspaghettiPlate of pasta not hurled at us.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/renee.jpgReneeRenee over a happy meal.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/patti-smith.jpgPatti-SmithPatti Smith on a bad hair day.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/itt-01.jpgitt-01Cousin Itthttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/brooklyn-inn.jpgBrooklyn InnLola's favorite watering hole in Brooklynhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lastmistressposter.jpgLastMistressPosterBest viewed while the kids are away2010-02-15T21:37:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/07/lame-adventure-6-the-hole-in-my-head/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pequa-21.jpgPequa 2This shit works.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pequa-2.jpgPequa 2Per late great Luis, "This shit works."https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bru.jpgBruStore greeter Bru ready for his closeup.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/storefront.jpgstorefrontMayberry in Manhattanhttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pequa-note1.jpgPequa notehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pequa-note.jpgPequa note2014-02-25T00:04:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/05/lame-adventure-5-lunch-vs-living/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/feb-02-2010-vid00085_1.jpgFeb 02 2010 - VID00085_1https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/feb-03-2010-vid00092_1.jpgFeb 03 2010 - VID00092_1Blecch.2012-10-25T13:19:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/02/02/lame-adventure-4-an-open-letter-to-john-martin/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bassetoodle20060628olliestandard.jpgBassetoodle20060628OllieStandardWoollcott the Bassetoodlehttps://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/images-3.jpgimages-3Weapon of eye destruction.https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/images-2.jpgimages-2https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/0202_groundhog_weather_full_380.jpgGROUNDHOG DAYPunxsutawney Phil's handlers aka men that can marry and serve openly in the US Military.2012-10-24T13:21:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.com/2010/01/24/lame-adventure-1-what-a-rush/https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/1622-copycrop2.jpg1622 copycropDo these fingers look 75-years-old?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/1622-copycrop1.jpg1622 copycropDo these fingers look 75-years-old?https://lameadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/1622-copycrop.jpg1622 copycrop2010-01-29T18:22:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lameadventures.comdaily1.02022-06-27T10:28:32+00:00